Butter stick with legs
Tiny unknown, Unaligned
Armor Class 1000000 Natural
Hit Points 100000000 (1000d20 + 2)
Speed 400 ft.
STR
30 (+10)
DEX
30 (+10)
CON
30 (+10)
INT
30 (+10)
WIS
30 (+10)
CHA
30 (+10)
Damage Resistances Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks while in Dim Light or Darkness
Damage Immunities Acid, Bludgeoning, Cold, Fire, Force, Lightning, Necrotic, Piercing, Poison, Psychic, Radiant, Slashing, Thunder; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks that aren't Adamantine; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks that aren't Silvered; Piercing and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks that aren't Adamantine; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Metal Weapons
Condition Immunities Blinded, Charmed, Deafened, Exhaustion, Frightened, Grappled, Incapacitated, Invisible, Paralyzed, Petrified, Poisoned, Prone, Restrained, Stunned, Unconscious
Senses Unknown, Passive Perception 10000000
Languages It knows all languages, but cannot speak them
Challenge 30 (155,000 XP)
Proficiency Bonus +9
Traits

 

None

Actions

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Reactions

Is lured to the cowfish, a fairly common fish that has the top half a cow and the bottom half a fish. It dodges everything else other than sometimes it does can not dodge toast. If it is hit with toast, it automatically dies

Legendary Actions

It generally just runs around but can dodge anything except for toast sometimes. You cannot hold it because of how slippery it is. 

Description

It is a butter stick with legs. It is so slippery even with a nat20 one cannot hold onto it. It has a walking speed of 400, so it is even harder to kill. The only way to keep it still long enough to throw a piece of toast at it to kill it is to bait it with a cowfish. It generally drops one of its legs, worth around 3GP, a butter stick, and buttered toast. People generally use their legs as butter knives,

Lair and Lair Actions

none

Habitat: ArcticCoastalDesertForestGrasslandHillMountainSwampUnderdarkUnderwaterUrban

Noahmoss

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