(Monster originally created by Terry Jackson for the 1997 “All The World's Monsters” compendium by Chaosium. Adapted to Fifth Edition and reimagined by Vox Rockem, The Anxious Thief)

In my travels I have met many beings who proved me right to not judge appearances. Mimics, silver dragons, lurker aboves... But not once have one breaker my expectations so stunningly. The bloody thing cooks!  And cooks good!  - Anther Falel's adventure journal 

 Wafflebangers are curious, freakish creatures of unknown origin. They have a grinning maws and conical bodies of a hazel color supported by three pairs of arachnid legs. A single eye gives them vision, just enough to put their two, three fingered arms into action. In truth, the wafflebangers adore cuisine above all else, particularly a mixture of milk and flour known commonly as waffle. Not a single one goes to waste: overdone waffles are used for ammunition.

 Dungeon Cooks. Wafflebangers prefer to make their kitchend inside caves and dungeons, from where they ambush and attack nearing adventurers for the food and ingredients they could be carrying. Conflict with a group of wafflebangers can be avoided if the person is willing to share what they have.

 Undeciphrable Enigmas. The wafflebangers speak their own bizarre language of clicks, licks and hand signs. Those who put the effort into uncovering the language discovered that  the wafflebangers do not remember their origins or why they adore waffles so much, neither they are worried about it. The only thing that can worry a wafflebanger is a stove accidentally turned on.

 Unaware. Either due to their relatively average intelligence or magical influence, wafflebangers are immune against charming spells. A popular theory is that wafflebangers developed this ability after one too many adventurers forced them to mess a recipe.