Dad Strength. When Brexit Geezer makes Strength check or saving throw they do so with advantage, moreover they can not suffer disadvantage.
Spellcasting. The Brexit Geezer is a 1st-level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 10, +2 to hit with spell attacks). The Brexit Geezer has following spells prepared:
Cantrips (at will): acid splash.
Multi attack. The Brexit Geezer makes two attacks with its Give it ya.
Give it ya. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., 1 target. Hit: 5 (1d4 + 3) Bludgeoning damage.
What do we think of Tottenham? (3/day) The Brexit Geezer spends its turn riling up his fellow men.The Brexit Geezer chooses 4 friendly creatures within 30 feet. Those creatures may add a d4 to any saving throw or ability check for the next minute.
Load up that plate. The Brexit Geezer loads up a plate of mash and bangers and heals 1d4+4 hitpoints
Back in my day. When the Brexit Geezer sees a friendly creature within 60 feet fail an ability check The Brexit Geezer can instead make the Ability check but the Creature must use this new roll.
Description
Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer:
Wake up and meet the wife Susan.
My little princess, isn't she beautiful?
Time to take George to football.
Rev up the Bugatti, ye!
Quick stop at Toby's and load up that plate.
Get a pint.
Pitch lookin' lovely today lads.
Just a bit of banter.
Chippy makes a 38-0 (nil) loss better.
Pop down local pride,
Good ol' pie! Look at that!
Susan made dinner, lovely!
Pop down have a couple pints with the lads,
And finish up in the fortress of dreams.
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