Barack Obama on a Spider Mech

Spider Climb: The President can climb difficult surfaces, including upside down on ceilings, without needing to make an ability check.

Web Walker: The President ignores movement restrictions caused by webbing.

Multiattack: The President makes three attacks with its giant mech's legs.

Mech Legs: Melee Weapon Attack: +12 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 22 (3d10 + 6) bludgeoning damage, and the target must succeed on a DC 18 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone.

Web Cannon: Ranged Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, range 60 ft., one target. Hit: 16 (4d6 + 2) poison damage, and the target is restrained until it breaks free. The webbing has AC 14, 30 hit points, vulnerability to fire, and immunity to bludgeoning, piercing, and psychic damage.

Stomp: The President slams its giant mech's legs on the ground, causing a shockwave. Each creature within 20 feet of the President must make a DC 18 Dexterity saving throw, taking 44 (8d10) bludgeoning damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.

Leadership: Once per day, the President can inspire up to three allies within 30 feet who can hear and understand the President. The inspired creatures gain 10 temporary hit points and advantage on attack rolls and saving throws for 1 minute.