False Appearance. While the giant cauliflower remains motionless, it is indistinguishable from an ordinary giant cauliflower.
Multiattack. The Cauliflower makes three stalk bash attacks.
Stalk Bash. Melee Weapon Attack: +18 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 49 (6d12 + 10) bludgeoning damage
Drone of boredom. When bright light or a creature is within 30 feet of Lord Cauliflower, it emits a embarrassing drone of mathematical equations audible within 300 feet of it. The Cauliflower continues to drone until the disturbance moves out of range and for 1d4 of the Cauliflower's turns afterward.
Description
Cauliflower is the demon lord of boredom and any suffering that might entail. He takes the form of a giant cauliflower. His preferred method of torture is to endlessly drone mathematical equations at his prisoners.
Lair and Lair Actions
Lord Cauliflower's lair takes the form of a gargantuan maths classroom filled with very bored spectral students. On initiative count 20 (losing initiative ties), Lord Cauliflower takes one of the following lair actions; he can't take the same lair action two turns in a row:
The pips are coming. Lord Cauliflower speaks the command phrase, causing an alarm to ring and a swarm of pips to be summoned to his service.
Algebraic Screech. Hundreds of algebraic equations take shape in spectral form around Lord Cauliflower, causing the area to be lightly obscured for one round.
Face Palm. Lord Cauliflower takes the form of a grumpy maths teacher, face palming in despair. Every creature, besides pips, must make a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or momentarily feel sorry for the man