Chourst, Lord of Randomness

Random Reality Table.

1. Reroll: Attacker must reroll their attack.
2. Quantum Flux: Chourst momentarily phases out of reality, causing the attacker's weapon or spell to pass through harmlessly. The attacker must make a Dexterity saving throw or be teleported to a random location within 30 feet.
3. Reality Ripple: Chourst duplicates itself briefly, creating illusory copies. The attacker must roll a Wisdom saving throw; on a failure, they are confused for 1 minute, attacking random targets each round. The creature can repeat the save at the end of each of their turns.
4. Temporal Echo: Chourst warps time, creating a momentary time loop. The attacker must make an Intelligence saving throw or be stuck in a time loop, reducing their speed to 0 until the end of their next turn.
5. Elemental Mirage: Chourst transforms into an elemental form, gaining resistance to a randomly determined damage type for the duration. The attacker's spell or weapon attacks deal half damage until the end of their next turn.
6. Reality Shatter: Chourst destabilizes the fabric of reality, causing a shockwave. The attacker and all creatures within a 10-foot radius must make a Constitution saving throw or be pushed 20 feet away and take 2D6 force damage.
7. Reroll: Attacker must reroll their attack.
8. Duck Transformation: Chourst playfully transforms into a rubber duck until the start of Chourst’s next turn. While transformed, Chourst is immune to all damage.
9. Inverted Gravity: Chourst causes a brief inversion of gravity, making the attacker and their equipment float upside down for one round. The attacker must make a Dexterity saving throw or drop their weapon.
10. Lighthearted Illusions: Chourst surrounds itself with whimsical illusions, such as confetti and floating hearts. The attacker must make a Wisdom saving throw or be charmed until the end of their next turn, viewing Chourst as a friendly, entertaining figure.
11. Candy Rain: Chourst conjures a rain of colorful candies that fall harmlessly around it. The attacker is covered in sticky candy and must spend an action trying to remove it, while covered in candy all attacks against the creature gain advantage on them.
12. Misplaced Voice: Chourst swaps the voices of the attacker and a nearby ally for one minute. Hilarity ensues as they struggle to communicate effectively, and they both have disadvantage on Charisma-based checks during this time.
13. Reroll: Attacker must reroll their attack.
14. Wardrobe Malfunction: Chourst playfully alters the attacker's clothing, causing it to vanish or transform into something embarrassing (e.g., oversized polka dot pajamas). The attacker gains disadvantage on Charisma-based checks for 1 minute due to their disheveled appearance.
15. Bald Enigma: Chourst, in a mischievous act, causes the attacker's hair to vanish. The attacker becomes bald for the next hour, attracting attention and perhaps some laughter from onlookers.
16. Colorful Complexion: Chourst imbues the attacker's skin with vibrant and unusual colors, creating a temporary tie-dye effect. While harmless, this cosmetic alteration may cause social awkwardness, imposing disadvantage on Charisma-based checks for 10 minutes.
17. Invisible Ink Stain: Chourst splashes the attacker with an invisible ink-like substance. The attacker's clothing becomes transparent, revealing their undergarments.
18. Chrono-Dissonance: Chourst disrupts the temporal flow around the attacker, causing them to age rapidly for a brief moment. The attacker must make a Constitution saving throw; on a failed save, they suffer the effects of magically aging, temporarily losing 1d4 points from their Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution scores. This aging effect lasts for 1 hour, after which the lost ability score points are restored.
19. Reroll: Attacker must reroll their attack.
20. Nothing: Nothing happens.