Untitled Goose

Intimidating Honk. The Goose makes an aggressive display of wing flapping and a loud HONK! at a creature within 30ft that can see and hear it, and the Goose can see. The target must make a DC 12 Wis saving throw, or be frightened until the end of its next turn. The target and also up to 2 creatures within 5ft of it must make a DC 12 Con save or be stunned. Creatures that aren't the Target have advantage on this throw.

Schrödingers Goose. The Untitled Goose shall never die, for chaos is eternal. If the Goose is killed in any way it will return(If killed in combat, it will return after combat). If the Goose is ever separated from the party, it will, somehow, somewhere, return. (How the Goose returns is up to the DM's discretion. Preferably funny.)

Beak. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1 piercing damage.

Butterknife. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 slashing damage.