Armor Class
1
Natural
Hit Points
200000
(10000d20 + 95000)
Speed
90 ft., Walk 90 ft., Swim 90 ft., Climb 90 ft., Burrow 90 ft.
STR
30
(+10)
DEX
30
(+10)
CON
30
(+10)
INT
30
(+10)
WIS
30
(+10)
CHA
30
(+10)
Saving Throws
STR +12, DEX +12, CON +12, INT +12, WIS +12, CHA +12
Skills
Acrobatics +60, Animal Handling +60, Arcana +60, Athletics +60, Deception +60, History +60, Insight +60, Intimidation +60, Medicine +60, Nature +60, Perception +60, Performance +60, Persuasion +60, Religion +60, Sleight of Hand +60, Stealth +60, Survival +60
Damage Resistances
All
Condition Immunities
Blinded, Charmed, Deafened, Exhaustion, Frightened, Grappled, Incapacitated, Invisible, Paralyzed, Petrified, Poisoned, Prone, Restrained, Stunned, Unconscious
Senses
Blindsight ∞ft, Darkvision ∞ft, Tremorsense ∞ft, Truesight ∞ft, Unknown ∞ft, Passive Perception 100
Languages
All, Blarg
Challenge
0 (10 XP)
Proficiency Bonus
+2
Traits
Spellcasting. Blarg is a ∞ level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is All of them (spell save DC ∞, +∞ to hit with spell attacks). Blarg has every spell (homebrew and official) prepared.
Actions
Action Melee Attack. Melee Weapon Attack: +∞ to hit, reach ∞ ft., 1 target. Hit: ∞ (∞d∞ + ∞) all damage types.
Action Ranged Attack. RangedWeapon Attack: +∞ to hit, range ∞/∞ ft., 1 target. Hit: ∞ (∞d∞ + ∞) Piercing damage.
Bonus Actions
Flower.
Legendary Actions
Blarg does a pow pow.
Legendary Action Name (Costs 1 Actions). Waves his hand to say hello.
Mythic Actions
Blarg does what Blarg wants
Mythic Action Name (Costs 2 Actions). Creates a multiverse in his cereal bowl. (It adds flavor to the cereal).
Description
Blarg is Blarg.
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