Comic Sans Punny Skeleton Undertale

Dodge Bar. Sans can dodge, a lot. All effects dealing damage to sans miss for 5 rounds, even if a crit, when this runs out, he rolls 1d4, that is how long he can dodge again, removing one for every roll after the first, he can only roll on his dodge bar thrice. If sans is completely out of dodges and rerolls, he is set to 4 levels of exhaustion. But he can gain 1 level of exhaustion to use any legendary action.

Karma. Sans uses your sins to end you once and for all. When Sans does damage to a creature, they take half of the damage (Rounded down) dealt to them in necrotic damage at the end of their next turn.

The Judge All good, lawful neutral, and true neutral characters take 0 damage from sans but cannot deal damage to him or inflict against him.

Blue Barrage. Sans uses blue bone thrice in one turn. (See below)

Bone Barrage. Sans uses bone attack thrice. (See below)

Mixed bone barrage. Sans uses 1 bone and 2 blue bones, or 2 bones and 1 blue bone. (See below)

Bone Blast. Sans uses 1 gaster blaster, and 2 bones or blue bones. (See below)

Mixed Barrage. Sans uses 1 blaster, 1 bone, and 1 blue bone. (See below)

Quadro Slam. Sans uses slam bone 4 times. (See below)

Bone. Sans can summon one bone of random size. The bone's range is 1d10+30/thrice the normal range. The targetted creature must make a dexterity saving throw, DC 25, and for every number below 25, the creature takes 5 force damage, and if their saving throw spans from 25 to anything after that, they take 0 damage.

Blue Bone. Sans can use blue stop signs to kill his foes. Sans makes one bone attack, but the opponent must make a history check, with advantage if sans used a blue attack on his last attack, DC 20, they take 0 damage on a succesful check, and double the normal damage on a failed check.

Gaster Blaster. Sans uses a blaster made by the former royal scientist W.D. Gaster, attacking their SOUL directly. Sans makes an attack, with a range of 2d10+50/thrice the normal range, the target must make a DC 25 dexterity saving throw, for every number below 25, the target takes 10 force damage, 5 force damage on a roll of 25, and no damage on a roll of 26 or higher.

Slam Bone. Sans manipulates gravity and bones to kill his opponents. He chooses one creature within 30 feet of him, they must make a strength saving throw, DC 20, or be stabbed by 2 bone attacks. (See Bone above)

Logic & Reasoning. Sans attempts to talk the target down, using logic and reasoning to convince them to quit. The target of this bonus action must succeed a wisdom saving throw, DC 20. On a failed save, the creature has disadvantage on saves against sans on his next turn.

TELEPORT. Sans stops time long enough to move positions. Sans can move up 60 feet away or cast the teleport spell.

Sans uses his own dodge meter to kill quicker and better

Bad Time (Costs 1 additional dodge every round). Sans is gonna give you a bad time, DC for all dexterity and strength saving throws against him increases by 5.

Strongest Attack (Costs 3 dodges if not used as his first attack). Sans uses his strongest attack first. 3 gaster blasters,  5 bones, 4 blue bones, 2 slams.

Flicker (1 dodge per flicker). Sans stops time long enough to change attacks. Sans can use an action attack as many times as he pleases, but he cannot use it on attacks that cost dodges.

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Pun. (1/day). Sans makes a bad pun. Sans casts power word kill.

SPECIAL ATTACK (Can only be used at 1 dodge) *Here goes nothing, thats right, its literally nothing!. No turns are used. Wait 3 real life minutes, and after those minutes, say he's fallen asleep, and go on with combat with him asleep.