In debt. Colin the caterpillar is in debt, and when you defeat him you lose 20,000 gold pieces. If the party has less than 20,000 gold you are hunted down by the IRS. It is up to the DM to decied what the IRS is.
But it looks so tasty tho. Colin's body, while looking delicious, is inedible. Taking a bite out of Colin the caterpillar deals 3D10 damage to both the character and Colin. It also increases your size by a stage (tiny becomes small, small becomes medium etc) and decreases your speed by 20 feet.
Spellcasting. Colin is a 50th-level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is your choice (spell save DC #, +# to hit with spell attacks). Colin has every spell available except for the spells the party has availbale. Colin can prepare 12 - (spell level) spells of that level, for exapmle he can prepar seven 5th level spells because 12 - 5 = 7
Very wise. DnD beyond won't let me put ∞ wisdom. As we all know, Colin is infinitely wise. Just pretend it says ∞ wisdom.
Action Name. Enter the description for your action.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +19 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 36 (4d12 + 10) chocolate damage. If the target is a creature, it is grappled (escape DC 20). Until this grapple ends, the target is restrained and the tarrasque can’t bite another target.
Colin's death ray of obliteration and doom. Ranged Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, range 300 ft., 1 target. Hit: 12 (12d12 - 50) chocolate damage.
Colin the caterpillar can pronounce worcestershire sauce. This is so impressive that he becomes immune to 9th level spells and cantrips for the next turn. He can only use this once.
Colin can use a bonus cantrip.
He attacks when he fels like it
Colin has 9 legendery actions, and regenerates 8 every time it kills something
Starring contest (Costs 0.5 Actions). Colon staers at you with his luscious brown eyes and you feel weak and dizy because he is so handsome scarry. The player has to maek a staring contest with the DM and if the player loses, they lose all of their gold because Colin robbed u when you weren't looking.
Bye-bye lactase (costs 3 actions). Collin gets rid of your lactase and makes you lactose intolerant for 2 turns. This means all his attacks do 2x damage
Enter the description for how mythic actions work for your monster here.
Mythic Action Name (Costs # Actions). Enter the description for your mythic action.
Description
Thick, nauseous waves of chocolatey scent cascade through the nostrils of all who dare enter the vicinity of this behemoth. At first, all one sees is it's colossal, cylindrical, brown torso, encased in a milk chocolate shell. Then, as it looms ever closer, more features come into view. Six stomping feet akin to upturned ice cream cones. Rows of multicoloured spines said to be made of pure magic adorn the back of this foul beast, shaped of flattened spheres. And most terrifying of all, it's face. An ivory-tinted visage, with bulbous, soulless brown eyes that shake the toughest warriors to their core. A vast, grinning mouth forever shut, clamped down on its slimy pink tongue that juts out at the centre of its maw. Truly a terrifying sight, found only in the deepest and darkest parts of the nine hells, or your local corner shop for just £8.50 full price. Inflation be crazy nowadays.
Lair and Lair Actions
Imagine your local grocery shop, just absolutely enormous, more British and found in the nine hells. That's where Colin lives. The DM determines how large this shop is, but it must contain at least 3 aisles of food that are at least 25x60 ft wide.
Lair Actions
On initiative count #2 (winning initiative ties), Colin the caterpillar takes a lair action to cause one of the following effects; Colin can’t use the same effect two rounds in a row:
- Colin knocks over an aisle of radiant Heinz baked beans, instantly incinerating anything (excluding itself) within a radius of (half the aisle width) x (the aisle length). If caught in the baked beans, the creature must take 10D6 radiant damage on a failed DC19 dexterity save
- Colin spills some milk on the floor soaking everything within a 50x50 ft radius. All creatures besides Colin the caterpillar fall prone for the next turn because of the slippery milk. Colin takes 2x damage for 10 minutes because his chocolatey insides are soaked. All fathers within the shop become sad because they were probably going to buy that milk.
Regional Effects
The region containing Colin the caterpillar's lair is intoxicatingly chocolatey, which creates the following effects:
- Since the chocolatey smell is so good, all creatures besides Colin must take a DC15 wisdom save, or spend the turn daydreaming about British cuisine like Greggs and Bubble & Squeak
- All lactose intolerant people spend the turn violently vomiting and soiling themselves on a failed DC19 constitution save
If Colin the caterpillar dies, these effects fade over the course of 13d7 days. (I meant to type 12d8 but I made a typo and I'm too lazy to edit it.)
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