Medium Humanoid (Half-Elf), Neutral Good
Armor Class 1 Natural armour
Hit Points 250 (18d20)
Speed 80 ft., Baguette Jr was raised by the water and trained in it every day of his life , Walk 50 ft. Speed can scale during fights due to the void mantle., Climb 5 ft. Baguette Jr hates climbing as well as aerial combat.
STR
20 (+5)
DEX
20 (+5)
CON
15 (+2)
INT
3 (-4)
WIS
6 (-2)
CHA
14 (+2)
Saving Throws STR +14, DEX +14, CON +11
Skills Acrobatics +10, Medicine +2
Damage Vulnerabilities Bludgeoning
Damage Immunities Acid
Condition Immunities Charmed, Frightened, Petrified, Poisoned, Prone, Restrained
Senses Blindsight Baguette Jr already has bad eyesight so his other senses take care of locating targets instead., Passive Perception 8
Languages Abyssal, Common
Challenge 30 (155,000 XP)
Proficiency Bonus +9
Traits

Non-Swordsmanship.  Baguette Jr can use any blunt or not sharpened object as if it were a sword. (Deals slashing damage no matter what weapon)

Void mantle. After ANY action or reaction is used, Baguette Jr has his walk and swim speed increased by 5. speed cap is 400

Spellcasting. Baguette is a 0-level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is 0. Baguette Jr has the following paladin spells prepared: "Holy bread strash"

Actions

Bread blade. Baguette Jr uses 3/200 of his action to dash directly in front of the target (speed scales with distance), then uses the remaining 5.985 seconds of his action to deal 30 slashes to the chest and vital points (2 d20.) This attack can not kill a PC. Against a PC, this attack would leave the target at 3 hit points if it would have killed them. The range is his line of sight. There is no saving throw for this attack, you shouldn't have picked a fight with this guy anyway.

Decapitation swing. A move that can only be used on targets with 20% hit points or less, not on player characters. This move has a 5.5-second windup and then a 0.5-second swing. The target must succeed in a DEX saving throw to take half damage or be beheaded, on a successful save roll 2 d20 and half it for damage taken.

Kindness blade. Baguette Jr lunges in front of a target and then knocks them unconscious for the remainder of the fight, however long it lasts. This takes half an action and can be used twice as one action. This move can only be used if another hit from any other attack would kill.

Reactions

Parry. Baguette Jr knocks away any incoming mele attack stunning the attacker for one action. After this reaction is used Baguette Jr gets an extra action and will use it immediately.

Spell slash. This reaction can be used on spells to nullify them by slicing them in half. This reaction can not stop counter spell.

Mythic Actions

Baguette Jr can use a mythic action once per fight

Holy bread strash (Costs 3 Actions). Baguette Jr switches to reverse grip and puts his weapon behind him, gathering energy into his void mantle. After he has charged energy for 18 seconds he puts all of it into one swing, cleaving anything in front of him in half. The distance is 80 feet. A counter spell only works if it's cast on the void mantle. This is a desperation attack and can kill a player character.

Description

Baguette Jr is a baker, that is until you attack him. Standing at 5 foot 1 inch he is a completely normal human aside from his larger-than-normal ears. He carries a baguette on his back at all times as a weapon, which is how he got his nickname. He wears a blue coat lined with fur and perpetually wears shorts of any color, He also dawns an artifact called the void mantle, which allows him to get faster and stronger progressively during a fight.

Monster Tags: Human

Habitat: Urban

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