Candy Clown

Unsettling Presence. The clown unsettles all creatures it can see within 15 feet of it. The targets have disadvantage on saving throws while in eye-sight of the clown. Constructs, Undead, and creatures that can't be frightened are immune to this feature.

Tasha's Hideous Laughter

Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S, M (tiny tarts and a feather that is waved in the air)
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

A creature of your choice that you can see within range perceives everything as hilariously funny and falls into fits of laughter if this spell affects it. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or fall prone, becoming incapacitated and unable to stand up for the duration. A creature with an Intelligence score of 4 or less isn’t affected.

At the end of each of its turns, and each time it takes damage, the target can make another Wisdom saving throw. The target has advantage on the saving throw if it’s triggered by damage. On a success, the spell ends.

Smack a b*tch. Clown slaps a player character within 5 ft of it, dealing 2d8 bludgeoning damage. +2 to hit. The player character, upon a successful hit, must make an INT saving throw of 10 or higher or become dazed, meaning their attacks, actions, and reactions next round will be at a disadvantage.

Boop! Club Attack: +2 to hit, reach 10 ft., 1 target. Hit: 10 bludgeoning damage. 

Squirt! Label Flower Attack: +2 to hit, range 30/15 ft., 1 target. Hit: 14 electricity damage.

Shove and Trip

Range: 5 feet

Clown pushes over a player character within 5ft. of them. Player character is knocked prone without losing any health points. Strength save of 10 or higher.

Tasha's Hideous Laughter

Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S, M (tiny tarts and a feather that is waved in the air)
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

A creature of your choice that you can see within range perceives everything as hilariously funny and falls into fits of laughter if this spell affects it. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or fall prone, becoming incapacitated and unable to stand up for the duration. A creature with an Intelligence score of 4 or less isn’t affected.

At the end of each of its turns, and each time it takes damage, the target can make another Wisdom saving throw. The target has advantage on the saving throw if it’s triggered by damage. On a success, the spell ends.

Pie in the Face

Range: 15 feet

Duration: up to 30 seconds

Offhand attack; Clown pulls a large cream pie out of their pocket and throws it at a player character within 15 feet of them. Upon a successful hit, the pie hits the player in the face at which point they are considered partially blind. All attacks and reactions for the next 30 seconds are at a disadvantage. DEX save of 10 or higher to avoid effects.

Slapz. The Candy Clown throws hands and slaps a player character within 5 ft right in the face, dealing 2d8 damage and halting the character's movement. DEX 12 save.

Diabetes Destruction (Costs 1 Action). The Candy Clown can, once per round, choose a player character whom it shoves a large pie down their throat, causing them to gain immense weight for 5 rounds. The player character has their movement speed reduced by half and cannot make any reactions during these 5 rounds. Players can save against this action by rolling a constitution save of 18 or higher.