Armor Class
1000
Hit Points
1
(2000d10 + 1)
Speed
100000000 ft.
STR
30
(+10)
DEX
30
(+10)
CON
1
(-5)
INT
30
(+10)
WIS
1
(-5)
CHA
30
(+10)
Senses
Passive Perception 39
Languages
--
Challenge
30 (155,000 XP)
Proficiency Bonus
+9
Actions
KILL KILL KILL. Melee Weapon Attack: +100 to hit, reach 1000000000000000000000 ft., 90 targets. Hit: 90 (60d100 + 500) [WOW] damage HOT CHICKS . RangedWeapon Attack: +100000 to hit, range 60/1 ft., ALL targets. Hit: 1 (1d4 + 67676767767676767767676767) [wrizz] damage.
Description
HE WALKS IN WITH HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND AND MAKES YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT.