Big Dick Randy

Disguise. Big Dick Randy can appear as an 80 year old Human woman, until taking damage or initiating combat. Can also be dispelled if you succeed a Perception Check.

Booty Grab. The target must make a dexterity saving throw or become restrained

Unarmed Attack. Melee Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, reach 5 ft., 1 target. Hit: 20 (5d6 + 5) bludgeoning damage. 

Dear all Trick-or-Treaters. Big Dick Randy's movement speed doubles until the end of his turn. All creatures within 30 feet of Big D Randy must make a DC15 Wisdom saving throw or become Frightened

This Year's Gettin' Smashed. Randy enters a Rage for ten turns, making his attacks do extra damage equal to his proficiency modifier and gains resistance to bludgeoning, Slashing, and piercing damage, as well as gaining advantage on strength checks and saving throws.

I'm Comin' Back for that Ass. If a hostile creature moves out of the melee range of Big Dick Randy, He can use his main hand attack. If hit, the target must make a DC17 Dexterity saving throw or lose all of their movement until Big D Randy's next turn.