Armor Class
60
Hit Points
1000000
(1000000d20 + 666)
Speed
STR
6
(-2)
DEX
6
(-2)
CON
6
(-2)
INT
6
(-2)
WIS
6
(-2)
CHA
6
(-2)
Saving Throws
DEX +7, CHA +7
Damage Immunities
All damage from spells; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks; Piercing and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks that aren't Adamantine
Senses
Passive Perception 60
Languages
--
Challenge
30 (155,000 XP)
Proficiency Bonus
+9
Traits
I Am Better than you. anyone fight Cane loses
Actions
Murder. You die.
Bonus Actions
Murder. You f#cking die
Reactions
Murder. Guess what, hey guess what, you die.
Legendary Actions
Old. This guy is like really old
Mythic Actions
Mythic Action Name. Enter the description for how mythic actions work for your monster here.
Mythic Action Name (Costs # Actions). Enter the description for your mythic action.
Idk. what to put here
Description
Vampire
Lair and Lair Actions
So you call these things “chips” instead of crispy crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpool chestershireshire queen’s lovely jubily delights that’s rather a bit cringe, innit bruv.
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