Multiattack. Fitch Talltree makes two melee attacks or two ranged attacks.
Archet Hunting Bow. Ranged Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, range 80/320 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d6 + 3) piercing damage. If Sid Shrubrose scores a critical hit, he rolls damage dice three times, instead of twice.
Dagger. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2) piercing damage.
Defiance. As a bonus action, Sid Shrubrose can spend one Hit Die to heal himself.
Description
Occupation Town guard captain
Distinctive Features Fierce, Rustic
Captain Sid Shrubrose (49 year old men of Bree, Jason Statham voice) - what's the job?
Gate guard of Bree. Likes dried trout. Wants to knows who’s in the company. Wants to join if there’s only one person, yeah, you’re going alone, like me, and I’m coming with you. You son of a *****, I’m in. Mate, you've heard of the bane of durin, the bane of Isildur, get ready for the bane of me, this ******* goat right here. Every chance it gets it kicks me square in the nads. My line and lineage won't go on, cause I cannot impregnate a person of the opposite sex, and I'm eleventy percent sure the problem is this ******* goat.
Ah, she won’t be pleased (alluding to Atsa the cold drake), it’s goin’ be a cold winter…
Sid: who's in the crew men! They reply: what's the job. Sid is connected to all things shadow in Eriador. If the party kill him early, he returns as a wraith. If not, final battle he falls, then rises as wraith. Think about how the party can hurt wraiths? Blessed daggers, fire, magic, knowledge? They call a wraith, and I don't suffer the living, cos I'm dead, yeah? Like dimension 20 he replies after each action or reaction.
Monologue: Alright, alright, enough, I’ll level ya. Let me tell you a story, so there was a crew, right. I was workin’ alone. They called me the Gate Guard. They ‘ad this job. Lot o’ loot needed to get far east, they needed someone, someone who could get the job done, I said I work alone, they offered to eat that pesky ****in’ goat, I said who’s the crew, what’s the job? They looked confused, and rightly so, as they’d just described the job in great lengths. Needless to say, the job got done, now they call me the captain, an I got me own crew. Long as I keep the loot flowing east and don’t ask questions, the goats kept away. Me and the old ball and chain will keep trying and hopefully the next job will be my baby boy, and they’ll called me the dad.
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