Medium unknown, Any Alignment
AC 30 Natural    Initiative +100 (110)
HP 20500 (1000d20 + 10)
Speed
Mod Save
STR 30 +10 +19
DEX 30 +10 +19
CON 30 +10 +19
Mod Save
INT 30 +10 +19
WIS 30 +10 +19
CHA 30 +10 +19
Gear Gamer headset, social anxiety
Senses Passive Perception 30
Languages BLURG understands all languages but when he tries to speak he just stammers randomly a bunch
CR 30 (XP 155,000, or 155,000 in lair; PB +9)
Traits

Trait Name. BLURG is immune to all damage other then thunder damage. And immunity to all conditions.

Spellcasting. BLURG is a 20-level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is [30] (spell save DC 1000, +1000 to hit with spell attacks). BLURG has following spell prepared:
At will: 9th level Fireball

Actions

HJIDJJHBFJHSDBVJMFH. DC 30 target takes 100000 damage any type

KABOOM. Up to 10 targets BLURG wishes to explode.

SLHFKVZUHBZ,DFVB,KDHMHBF. Range: literally anywhere. BLURG fills 10 target's minds with SLHFKVZUHBZ,DFVB,KDHMHBF. Targets take 100 physic damage.

Bonus Actions

HJHDXBVHFBJHVB. BLURG summons 3 balls of NAERKFVBKHEBFVKCHB. Each explodes on command doing 100 damage on impact in a 1000 ft radius (Strength saving throw DC 30). 

Reactions

Social Anxiety. When a anybody comes within 30 ft of BLURG he teleports 30 ft away (he is a shy boi)

Legendary Actions

BLURG gets 3 legendary actions per every other of his turn. 4 if in lair. They can happen whenever.

AAAAAAAAAAAUGH (Costs 1 Actions). BLURG and every other creature in a 1000ft radius run in a 30ft circle while screaming at the top of their lungs. When circle is completed they gain 0.01 HP and their turn is over.

Description

Very powerful boi :3

Also the hp is actually 1000d20s but dnd beyond didn't like that

Lair and Lair Actions

Some random basement he games in.

Lair Actions

When somebody BLURG has not deemed a friend enters his lair they get yeeted to a random plane of existence.

Regional Effects

The region containing BLURG’s lair is very SLBKBDVKHDBRFKJy, that is all :3

GLORBUS_MAXIMUS

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