| Mod | Save | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| STR | 8 | −1 | −1 |
| DEX | 8 | −1 | −1 |
| CON | 8 | −1 | −1 |
| Mod | Save | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| INT | 8 | −1 | −1 |
| WIS | 8 | −1 | −1 |
| CHA | 15 | +2 | +2 |
He is a fat bag of useless garbage.
He is a fat coward who has people to hit people but can never fight himself.
Is being a selfish POS a bonus action?
Greed. Lust. Fear. Hate. Selfishness. Not to mention a cult of useless morons who are just out of view of the party.
Yes. His lack of brains and the fools that fallow him are the subject of legends. But not in a good way.
Is lying with every breath and being f'ing stupid a mythic action?
Description
From Curse of Strahd:
"I am the best burgomaster in all of Baroiva, many people say so. Many men come up and cry telling me how wonderful my festivals are. We have the best festivals to appease the Morninglord and keep the Devil away from Vallaki and we don't want any unhappy people ruining the vibe of my village. That is why those who are not happy get locked in the stocks for grumpiness, sickness, unruliness and worst of all malicious unhappiness. It's a hard choice but maliciously unhappy people are rapists, criminals, murderers and some I assume where once good people. All will be well again. If we keep everyone happy all the time. Which is why in my brilliant brain we have a festival every tenday. The most luxurious festival of all time. Believe me. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Lair and Lair Actions
"All will be well. Vallaki is the most perfect village in Baroiva, believe me. Everyone must be happy and love me. Give me money because I want to go to Elysium. We defiantly don't want those dirty Vistani to win and take over the village. They are warlocks, rouges and bards and some, I assume, are good people. All will be well."
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