Clown – Jester of Chaos

Slapstick Savant. Once per short rest, the Clown can reroll a failed Acrobatics or Performance check if they describe it as “totally intentional.”

Pocketful of Tricks. The Clown carries an endless supply of pies, seltzer bottles, and balloons. Improvised antics never run out.

Extra Attack. The Clown can make two attacks when it takes the Attack action.

Cream Pie Toss. Ranged Weapon Attack: +7 to hit (Proficiency +3, DEX +4), range 20 ft., one target. Hit: 1d8 + 4 bludgeoning damage, and the target’s face is smeared hilariously, giving them disadvantage on their next Charisma-based roll.

Banana Peel Prank. You hurl a peel at the ground. One creature within 10 ft. must succeed on a DC 13 Dexterity saving throw or fall prone in slapstick fashion, complete with audience laughter.

Seltzer Spray (3/day). You squirt water from a flower or bottle. One creature within 15 ft. must succeed on a DC 13 Constitution saving throw or be blinded by fizzy spray until the start of your next turn.

Monster Power (Fueled by Party Favors)

Big Top Mayhem (AOE, 1 Round). The Clown pulls an improbable circus from their pockets: juggling knives, exploding balloons, and honking horns. All creatures of choice within 20 ft. must succeed on a DC 15 Dexterity saving throw or spend their next turn slipping, flailing, or honking uncontrollably. On a success, they clap despite themselves.