Medium Or Small Humanoid, Typically Lawful Good
AC 12 ritual robes, leather undergarments    Initiative +1 (11)
HP 22 (5d8)
Speed 30 ft.
Mod Save
STR 11 +0 +0
DEX 13 +1 +1
CON 12 +1 +1
Mod Save
INT 10 +0 +0
WIS 11 +0 +2
CHA 14 +2 +4
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common Common, race native, plus one other
CR 1/2 (XP 100; PB +2)
Traits

Fanatic of the Smooth Path. The cultist has advantage on saving throws against being frightened while within 30 ft. of another Shaven Cultist or Vet or 60 feet of a High Priest.

Razor Devotion. When reduced to 0 hit points, the cultist may make one final melee attack before falling unconscious, shouting a prayer to Ton’dur the Smooth.

Unholy Pomade (1/day). As a bonus action, the cultist coats their weapon or hands in slick divine oil. For 1 minute, their melee attacks deal an extra 1d4 radiant damage and cause the target’s hair to smoke or fall out harmlessly.

Actions

Straight Razor. Melee Weapon Attack Roll: +3, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d8 + 1) Slashing damage .

Holy Foam Bomb (2/day). Ranged Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, range 20/60 ft., one target. Hit: The target must succeed on a DC 12 Dex save or be blinded until the end of its next turn. The foam smells faintly of lavender and terror.

Convert Through Exfoliation (1/day). The cultist targets a creature within 5 ft. The target must succeed on a DC 12 Wisdom save or be charmed for 1 minute (“cleansed of follicular sin”). While charmed, the target cannot attack the cultist and feels an irresistible urge to shave themselves.

Description

Tactics

  • Begin combat by lobbing foam bombs to disorient.
  • Use Convert Through Exfoliation on any visibly hairy target (especially dwarves, barbarians, or druids).
  • When bloodied, activate Unholy Pomade and fight to the bitterly smooth end.

Sample Quips

  • “The follicle is the finger of filth!”
  • “By the blade, be made pure!”
  • “You’ll thank me when you’re smooth!”

Racial Notes for Other Cult Members
Race    Modifications & Flavor
Elf    +2 DEX, +1 WIS. Elegant, eerily serene. Foam bomb save DC +1. Favored razor style: curved ceremonial blade.
Dwarf    +2 CON, –1 CHA. Considered “self-hating beardlings.” Gain advantage on CON saves against razor pain; speed 25 ft.
Half-Orc    +2 STR, +1 CON. When reduced to 0 HP, can use Relentless Endurance (“The razor is not done with me yet!”).
Halfling    +2 DEX, Lucky. Known as “the Smooth Foots.” They excel at sneaking into camp and stealing beard trimmings for ritual offerings.
Human Variant    May replace Convert Through Exfoliation with a bonus feat like Inspiring Leader (“Smoothness is next to godliness!”).

 

Habitat: Any

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