| Mod | Save | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| STR | 18 | +4 | +4 |
| DEX | 14 | +2 | +2 |
| CON | 26 | +8 | +8 |
| Mod | Save | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| INT | 20 | +5 | +5 |
| WIS | 24 | +7 | +14 |
| CHA | 22 | +6 | +13 |
Magic Resistance. Angry Mulan Man has Advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
Truesight 120 ft
Telepathy 120 ft
Finish Your Bowl Aura Creatures of Angry Mulan Man's choice within 30 ft cannot experience Exhaustion, Regain 10 HP at the start of their turn, and have advantage on CON saving throws. Hostile Creatures within the Aura have disadvantage on saving throws against being restrained or Slowed.
Multiattack. Angry Mulan Man makes two attacks with the Staff of Abundance OR one staff attack and one divine ability.
Staff of Abundance. Melee Attack Roll: +12, reach 10 ft. Hit: 18 (3d8 + 5) Bludgeoning damage plus 13 (4d8) Radiant damage. Hostile Targets must succeed on a DC 20 saving throw or be restrained by spectral rice stalks until their next turn.
Spellcasting. Angry Mulan Man casts one of the following spells, requiring no Material components and using Charisma as the spellcasting ability (spell save DC 17):
Scattering of Judgmental Grain Ranged spell attack +13 to hit; range 120 ft. On hit, 27 (6D8) radiant damage. Target must succeed on a on a DC 20 WIS saving throw or be Blinded until the end of their next turn as glowing rice grains flood it's vision.
Blessing of the Furious Harvest (Recharge 5-6) Angry Mulan Man slams their staff into the ground causing spectral rice stalks to erupt on a 60 ft radius. Allies regain 6D6 HP. Allies may end one disease, poison, or level of exhaustion. Ground is no longer difficult terrain for allies for one minute.
Grain is Sacred Food created by Angry Mulan Man sustains creatures for 3 days. Grants advantage of next saving throw within 24 hours. Food cannot be spoiled, poisoned, or wasted without consequence. A creature that deliberately wastes the food gains disadvantage on WIS saving throws for 24 hours.
Expanded SpellList: First: Goodberry, Create or Destroy Water Second: Lesser Restoration, Spike Growth; Third: Plant Growth, Create Food and Water; Fourth: Aura of Vitality, Blight, Fifth: Heroes' Feast
Divine Aid (2/Day). Angry Mulan Man casts Cure Wounds, Lesser Restoration, or Remove Curse, using the same spellcasting ability as Spellcasting.
Angry Mulan can take 3 Legendary Actions, choosing from the options below:
Nourish One creature within 60 ft regains 20 HP.
Entangling Fields (costs 2 Actions) A 20 Ft. square become difficult terrain. Hostile creatures must succeed on a DC 20 STR saving throw or be Restrained until the end of their next turn.
You Waste Rice?! (Costs 3 actions) All hostile creatures within 30 ft. take 22 (4D10) radiant damage or half on a successful DC 21 CON saving throw.
Description
A divine embodiment of discipline, nourishment, and righteous anger, Angry ( and Sexy) Mulan Man rewards preparation and community - and unleashes terrible judgement on those who waste grain or allow hunger through cruelty or neglect.
As a Warlock Patron, warlocks bound to Angry Mulan Man as protectors of supply line, village, and disciplined armies.
Divine Law: The Clean Water Doctrine. Wash what sustains you - food, tools, hands, intentions.
Measure Twice, Cook Once - Excess is not virtue
Never Mock Small Steps - they hold civilization together
Those who intentionally cook unwashed rice may experience: boiling water that turns cloudy and burns, rice that refuses to soften, the sudden sensation of being judged by the universe.
Credit to Jax Lonestar for original. This is adapted from the original.