AC
20
Bad Writing
Initiative
+1 (11)
HP
2000
(197d4)
Speed
30 ft., Fly 4000000 ft. My gwuy can fwy on da back of Fwudashy. *He cannot fly*
| Mod | Save | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| STR | 1 | −5 | −5 |
| DEX | 1 | −5 | −5 |
| CON | 1 | −5 | −5 |
| Mod | Save | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| INT | 1 | −5 | −5 |
| WIS | 1 | −5 | −5 |
| CHA | 30 | +10 | +10 |
Skills
Stealth +30
Gear
3789 Annoying Daggeers™
Senses
Blindsight My Goblin does not NEED to see. *snort*, Darkvision I'm nwot suwe what dis is but my Gobwin has is. *Adjusts Overalls*, Tremorsense Like Toph from Avatar! I bet you plebs haven't even watched it., Truesight My guy widawy has no weaknesses., Unknown Spwecial my widdle pony sense ywou wouldn't get it.; Passive Perception 1
Languages
Black Speech MY Gobwin can sthpeak dis wanguwage like in da word of da wings., Common Statisticly speaking *pushes up nerd glasses* this is the most usefull language and most comen so MY Goblin wont speak it. I know evewyting *His IQ is 78 and he can only speak commen*
CR
1/8 (XP 25; PB +2)
Traits
Plot Armor™. Any skill check the Annoying Goblin™ makes it can choose to succeed. Oh, and it can teleport.
Ehrm Ackshually™. Due to brain-dead writing the Annoying Goblin™ is so smart that all other WIS and INT checks auto fail whenever the DM decides is most funny.
Annoying.
Actions
Annoying Dagger™. Melee or Ranged Attack Roll: +0, reach 5 ft. or range 20/60 ft. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 0) Piercing damage.
Description
This creature exist solely to be annoying.
Weak to Santa.
Comments