Medium Construct, Chaotic Neutral
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 30 (6d8 + 3)
Speed 30 ft.
STR
13 (+1)
DEX
10 (+0)
CON
13 (+1)
INT
4 (-3)
WIS
8 (-1)
CHA
1 (-5)
Saving Throws CON +3
Damage Immunities Poison, Psychic
Gear 2 Axes
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common (can only say simple things to do with chopping wood)
Challenge 2 (450 XP)
Proficiency Bonus +2
Traits

Malfunctioning Recognition Protocols.  Choppinator thinks of all creatures it can see as wood to be chopped.

Actions

Chop. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., 1 target. Hit: 8 (2d4 + 3) slashing damage.

Bonus Actions

Second Chop. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., 1 target. Hit: 4 (1d6 + 1) slashing damage.

Description

Choppinator is a robot originally created by an Artificer to chop wood for them. However, something has gone wrong with its wood-recognition protocols as it registers everyone as wood it must chop with the two axes it has instead of hands.

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Monster Tags: constructArtificer

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