No! WHY BRO? The ... can only take damage from Commoners, Plants and Oozes.
bruh. The ... cannot attack anything that speaks Aarakocra.
ACTION. The ... teleports to a creature within 10 feet of it. This provokes an Opportunity Attack.
Action Melee Attacccckkkk. Melee Weapon Attack: -0 to hit, reach 7.035 ft., 1.5 targets. Hit: 21 (2d10 + 10) Poison or Radiant (DM's choice) damage.
Action Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanged Attack. Ranged Weapon Attack: +43 to hit, range 205/50 ft., 1 target. Hit: 120 (4d4 - 3) Slashing damage.
Wait, this thing has Bonus Actions too? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!. The ... teleports a creature within 20 feet of it exactly 35 feet in a random direction. This does not provoke Opportunity Attacks.
Possibly a reaction. The ... adds 1d4 to a creature's attack roll. It then subtracts 1d4 from that creature's attack roll and does that much damage to the nearest Lich.
The ... has 3 Legendary Actions that recharge at the end of each of its turns. It can use a Legendary Action directly after another creature's turn.
Legendary Action NnAmE (Costs 1 Action). The ... conjures an Aboleth from nowhere and throws it (range 360ft.), dealing 10d6 bludgeoning damage to the target and instantly killing the Aboleth, which fades away into nothing.
GRRRRRRR (costs 2 Actions). The ... forces all creatures within 100 feet (including itself) to make a DC 17 Wisdom save. On a failed save, the creature is frightened of the ... for 1 minute.
Description
A huge pile of insane Commoners and a bunch of other creatures and stuff that is held together by an ooze from another dimension. This bizarre combination of stuff is so weird that it puts a huge amount of strain on reality which gives it some completely ridiculous abilities.
I just made this because if I'm making homebrew, of course I have to make something that's dumb and ridiculous.
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Posted Mar 16, 2026this is hilarious
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Posted Apr 20, 2026why is there a homebrew of my brain