Legendary Resistance (4/Day). If the Bread Beast fails a saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead.
Siege Monster. The Bread Beast deals double damage to objects and structures.
Radioactive. Creatures within 120 ft. of The Bread Beast suffer the fact they only receive half of their normal healing even by magical means and have a -2 penalty to their saving throws and ability checks. The Bread Beast's attacks are also magical and deal an additional 12 (4d6) necrotic damage.
Multiattack. The Bread Beast makes four attacks: one with its bite, two with its claws, and one with it's radiation breath if available.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +15 to hit, reach 15 ft., one target. Hit: 36 (4d12 + 10) piercing damage plus 20 (4d10) acid damage plus 12 (4d6) necrotic damage.
Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +15 to hit, reach 20 ft., one target. Hit: 28 (4d8 + 10) slashing damage plus 12 (4d6) necrotic damage.
Radiation Breath (Recharge 6). The Bread Beast howls as it lets out a wave of pure radiation and death in a 60 ft. cone. Creatures caught in the cone must make a DC 23 constitution saving throw or take 91 (16d10) necrotic damage plus 20 (4d10) poison damage bypassing immunity and the creatures are poisoned and have their movement speed reduced by 10 ft. for one minute or on success take only half damage and suffer none of the other effects.
The Bread Beast can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature’s turn. The Bread Beast regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn.
Attack. The Bread Beast makes one claw attack.
Move. The Bread Beast moves up to half its speed.
Rend (Costs 2 Actions). The Bread Beast makes one bite attack.
Call of the Bread (Costs 3 Actions). The Bread Beast lets out a piercing screech as a smaller bread monster (stat block Brown Bear with 50 hit points and radiation trait but only 15 ft. radius) erupts from it. The smaller bread monster lasts one minute and acts as an ally to the Bread Beast.
Description
"Solider... How much bread did you teleport?" *Engineer as he stares at the towering bread beast that has erupted from the ground*
The Bread Beast is an unstoppable killing machine that was the result of the solider teleporting bread that the mercenaries only barely survived let alone killed and somehow it has come back from the dead.
When slain the Bread Beast is reduced to a pile of toxic waste and leaves behind the following items.
- Bread Bite. These two sentient and tiny bread monsters fitted to be worn like gloves make your unarmed attacks deal an additional 4d6 piercing damage, grant you a 15 ft. speed boost, and cause you to regain hit points equal to half the damage you do however you can't use weapons while wearing them.
- Snack Attack. This bread monster hooked up to some copper wire and battery parts can be placed on enemies and while on an enemy causes them to suffer the fact they only receive half of their normal healing even by magical means and have a -2 penalty to their saving throws and ability checks. This takes one action to remove.
- Mutated Milk. This jar of suspicious milk containing a hidden bread monster inside it can be thrown at enemies once a day. When thrown and on hit, it causes the bread monster within the jar to break free and relentlessly gnaw on the target and deal 12 piercing damage at the start of each of the creatures turns and gives them a -2 penalty to their armor class as a tiny bread monster digs it's teeth into a pour creatures head for one minutes. If a creature is killed by this the thrower gains 10 temporary hit points. Provided you pick up the jar after use, it'll regrow a new bread monster inside of it in exactly 24 hours and you can throw it again!
- Self Aware Beauty Mark. This bread monster lying dormant inside a jar of jarate (super concentrated urine) makes the perfect coating for weapons somehow! When used on nonmagical weapons and armor, it turns them into their +2 form and this property can be used up to three times per month, then it requires jarate to be reapplied to the jar and given 30 days to brew.
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Posted Mar 19, 2026