Medium Humanoid, Chaotic Evil
AC 10    Initiative +0 (10)
HP 63 (6d8)
Speed 30 ft.
Mod Save
STR 10 +0 +0
DEX 10 +0 +0
CON 10 +0 +0
Mod Save
INT 10 +0 +0
WIS 10 +0 +0
CHA 10 +0 +0
Gear Club
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
CR 28 (XP 120,000; PB +8)
Traits

THE ONLY PRACTICAL WORK HE HAS EVER DONE- The Crypto miner has proficiency in lockpicking (plays to many puzzle mobile games when he gets bored).

Actions

BEAM OF PURE WEALTH- The Crypto Miner blasts whoever it is fighting who has the least amount of money within 100000ft of  it with a beam of dough so powerful it deals 353463554535111552525+e (1 d∞) radiant dmg.

 

ABSURDLY EXPENSIVE HAIRCUT- When attempting the above attack, roll a d20 dice, if the result is lower than 10  

Legendary Actions

NO- The Crypto miner stares deeply into the soul of anyone within a 100ft radius of it who has less than 50gp, and instantly reduces them to 0 hit points

Description

Some random guy who invested in crypto and eventually started his own ( Dragon coin) his intelligence has since hit a major decline as he sits around, counting his money. Turns out quite a lot of his most succesful bitcoin was pump and dump, and the rest is probably crashing as you read this, but now he resides wherever there is money, in the background, waiting for someone to kill him so he may fade away into the cosmos to get an absurdly expensive haircut................. *Cough* LOSER *Cough*.

Habitat: Any

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