Brother Mayonnaise, High Cleric of the Sacred Jar

Traits

Gnome's Cunning. Brother Mayonnaise has advantage on Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saving throws against magic.

Aura of the Sacred Spread. Brother Mayonnaise and allied creatures of his choice within 10 feet of him gain a +2 bonus to saving throws against spells and other magical effects.

The Unshakable Emulsion. Brother Mayonnaise has advantage on saving throws against being knocked prone or moved against his will. He cannot be disarmed of his Sacred Spoon unless incapacitated.

Legendary Resistance (3/Day). If Brother Mayonnaise fails a saving throw, he can choose to succeed instead.

The Blessed Jar. Brother Mayonnaise carries a magical jar containing an inexhaustible supply of consecrated mayonnaise. He cannot be deprived of the jar by ordinary disarming or theft while conscious. The jar has AC 19 and 30 hit points. If destroyed, Brother Mayonnaise loses access to his jar-based abilities until he finishes a long rest.

Multiattack. Brother Mayonnaise makes three Sacred Spoon attacks, or two Sacred Spoon attacks and one Miracle of Mayo attack if available.

Sacred Spoon. Melee Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 16 (2d10 + 5) bludgeoning damage plus 9 (2d8) radiant damage.

Spoonful of Judgment (Recharge 5–6). Brother Mayonnaise swings his enormous spoon in a divine arc. Each creature of his choice within 15 feet must make a DC 19 Dexterity saving throw, taking 36 (8d8) bludgeoning and radiant damage on a failed save, or half as much on a success. A creature that fails is also knocked prone.

Holy Mayo Bomb (Recharge 5–6). Brother Mayonnaise hurls a glob of magically pressurized mayonnaise at a point he can see within 60 feet. Each creature in a 20-foot-radius sphere must make a DC 19 Dexterity saving throw. On a failure, a creature takes 27 (6d8) radiant damage and is coated in slippery mayonnaise. On a success, it takes half damage and is not coated.

The affected area becomes difficult terrain until the end of Brother Mayonnaise's next turn. A creature coated in mayonnaise has its speed reduced by 10 feet until the end of its next turn.

Miracle of Mayo (3/Day). Brother Mayonnaise chooses one of the following miracles:

• Blessed Spread. Brother Mayonnaise and up to three allies within 30 feet regain 25 hit points each.

• The Great Separation. One creature within 60 feet must succeed on a DC 19 Constitution saving throw or take 31 (7d8) radiant damage and be blinded until the end of its next turn.

• Condiment Resurrection. Brother Mayonnaise touches one creature that has died within the last minute. That creature returns to life with 20 hit points, provided it is not undead and its body is mostly intact. This miracle cannot restore a creature that died of old age.

Divine Intervention: The Almighty Jar (1/Day). Brother Mayonnaise raises his jar and calls upon the eternal mayonnaise. Choose a point within 60 feet. A 20-foot-radius burst of brilliant white light erupts there. Each enemy in the area must make a DC 19 Wisdom saving throw. On a failure, a creature takes 45 (10d8) radiant damage and is blinded for 1 minute. On a success, it takes half damage and isn't blinded. A blinded creature can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success.

Blessed Condiment. Brother Mayonnaise consumes a spoonful of sacred mayonnaise, regaining 15 hit points. He can use this bonus action three times per day.

Slick Retreat. Brother Mayonnaise coats the ground around himself in mayonnaise and moves up to half his speed without provoking opportunity attacks. The area he leaves becomes difficult terrain until the start of his next turn.

Not on My Sandwich! When an ally within 30 feet takes damage, Brother Mayonnaise can interpose a shimmering shield of holy mayonnaise. Reduce the damage by 20. He must be able to see the ally.

Spoon Parry. When a creature Brother Mayonnaise can see hits him with a melee attack, he adds 4 to his AC against that attack, potentially causing it to miss.

Brother Mayonnaise can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature's turn. He regains spent legendary actions at the start of his turn.

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