Villager

Video Game Logic.  Villager takes no damage from falling, has an infinite carrying capacity, and has two pockets that each function as a bag of holding.

Magic Resistance.  Villager has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.

Timber.  Villager can plant and chop down a tree with three actions:

1.  Villager places a sapling on a point on the ground within 5 feet of him.  When he does so, he regains 25 hit points out of pure happiness.

2.  Villager waters the sapling if he is within 5 feet of it.  Until the start of Villager's next turn, Villager has a +4 bonus to Armor Class.  At the start of Villager's next turn, the sapling grows into a fully grown tree, and is invulnerable to all damage, except that inflicted by villager.  Each creature within ten feet of the tree when it grows must make a DC 27 dexterity saving throw, taking 45(10d8) bludgeoning damage on a failed save, or half as much on a successful one.  Villager takes no damage from the tree.

3.  Villager swings his Chopping Axe once.  If he targets the grown tree while within 5 feet of it, he chops it down.  Otherwise, he makes an attack with the axe as shown in Actions.  If he chops the tree down, each creature in a 20 foot cube extending from Villager must make a DC 22 Dexterity saving throw.  A creature takes 90(20d8) bludgeoning damage on a failed save, or half as much on a successful one.

Until the tree is chopped down, Villager can only take the third Action in Timber.  When the tree is chopped down, it disappears, and Villager can then take the first action in Timber on consecutive turns.

Multiattack. Villager makes four slingshot attacks, and and then takes the next action in Timber.  Alternatively, he makes two slingshot attacks and uses either Lloid Rocket or Balloon Trip.  He can replace two of his slingshot attacks with a bowling ball attack.

Slingshot. Ranged Weapon Attack: +17 to hit, range 100/300 ft., one target. Hit: 12 (1d4+10) bludgeoning damage.  If villager is below half health, this attack is magical.

Lloid Rocket.  Villager either launches or rides a Lloid rocket in any horizontal direction, up to 100 feet.  If the rocket collides with any creature or solid structure, the rocket destroys itself in a 15 foot radius explosion.  Each creature in the radius must make a DC 27 Dexterity saving throw, taking 36(8d8) fire damage on a failed save, or half as much on a successful one.  Villager takes no damage from the explosion.  If the rocket does not collide with a creature and Villager is riding it, Villager's speed is reduced to 0 until the end of his next turn, at which point the Lloid Rocket explodes anyways.

Balloon Trip.  Villager puts on a balloon hat with three balloons on it, gaining a flying speed of 90 feet until the end of his next turn.  While flying in this way, Villager has disadvantage on his attacks, and has resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage.  Each of the three balloons can be attacked, and have an armor class of 25 and 20 hit points.  For each of the balloons destroyed, Villager's fly speed is reduced by 30 feet.  Villager cannot take this action again until he has touched the ground, and falls if his flying speed is reduced to 0.

Bowling Ball.  Ranged Weapon Attack: +17 to hit, range 100 ft., one target directly below Villager. Hit: 27 (5d6+10) bludgeoning damage.  If villager is below half health, this attack is magical.

Chopping Axe(Must be on Stage Three of Timber).  Melee Weapon Attack: +17 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 65 (10d10+10) slashing damage.  If villager is below half health, this attack is magical.

Pocket.  When hit with a ranged attack, villager can pocket the attack, taking none of the damage or effects.  The attack is stored in Villager's Pocket Dimension, which can only store one attack at a time.  On a consecutive turn, Villager can replace one Slingshot attack with the stored attack, with the same damage and bonus to hit.  Once Villager does so, the attack is no longer stored in Villagers Pocket Dimension.