I thought something was wrong with my character sheet. I have Aapple and Leaf into Dagger cantrips on my Ranger spell list but can’t learn either. I can’t search these two cantrips either. 

I assume he just wants to take advantage of how words or arranged alphabetically, so he can be higher up on the list.

If you ate the apple, would you take damage??

“Hey, can I have a snack?”

“Yeah, I got an aapple right here.”

“You mean apple?”

“NO.”

A few thoughts from my ADHD brain

This is a fun little spell but it's missing the damage type. I'm assuming bludgeoning.

Also there is a missed opportunity to name the spell Applecadabra.

And looks like I'm going to need a lot of apples.

Maybe there could be a poison variant if you use a rotten apple.

What happens if I make the apple into applesauce 😃😃