Oath of Throwing it Back

Warriors from long ago once utilized the oath of throwing it back to defeat ancient demons but they were severely kink-shamed throughout the era. The oath is now rare in paladins but some very powerful ones have unlocked the secrets of throwing dat ass back.

Channel Divinity

When you take this oath at 3rd level, you gain the following two Channel Divinity options.

Strength of dat ass. Your ass cheeks are so strong and durable that so gain 2 AC

 

Clap Wave. You turn around and bend over in the direction of your opponent, you forcefully clap dat ass and send a loud shockwave that deals 2d6 damage to everybody in a 20 foot radius.

Oath Spells

You gain oath spells at the paladin levels listed.

Oath of Devotion Spells

Aura of Seduction

Starting at 7th level, you and friendly creatures within 10 feet of you are charmed while you are conscious.

At 18th level, the range of this aura increases to 30 feet.

Make a INT saving throw or be charmed for 5 minutes

Impurity of Spirit with a Steel Ass

Beginning at 15th level, you are always under the effects of a protection from poison spell.

Unholy Cthulhu Binded Ass Cheeks

At 20th level, as an action, you can emanate an aura of sunlight. Bright light shines from you in a 300-foot radius, and dim light shines 3000 feet beyond that.

Whenever an enemy creature starts its turn in the bright light, the creature takes 30 radiant damage.

In addition, for the duration, you have advantage on saving throws against spells cast by fiends or undead.

Creatures in the radius make a WIS saving throw, on a successful throw take half damage.

 

YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR, THERE IS NO RETURNING FOR YOUR MEER MORTAL SOUL!