Base Class: Barbarian
While normally rage would put you into an angry pile of meat, with this style of fighting you feel bad and hate how weak the other person is! It just makes you CRY!!!
Crying Fool
Starting at Level 3, while Crying would be a free Action, it is no longer an option. When entering your rage, you may also Cry with it, afterwards you must use a Bonus Action to Cry. When you cry you can deal an extra 1d6 to your next attack (Only for the next attack). You can Forgo your attack actions and use both Bonus and Main Action to Cry, Stacking your 1d6 each time. But if you have over 3 stacks of Crying Bonus, you go temporary Blind until the Dice are used, as your eyes are filled with tears. The Cry Die, Increases per set level(3rd 1d6, 6th 1d8, 11th 1d10, 18th 1d12)
Burst of Tears
Starting at Level 3 While Crying in front of more than 3 creatures that aren't your allies, they can cry so hard as an Action you can shoot the tears into 3 creatures within 10ft of you. They must make a Con Saving throw of (8 + your Con Mod + Proficiency Bonus ). If they Fail, they become blind until the start of your next turn and take an extra 2d6 hit of damage if they are Damaged until they are no longer blind (This increase is always double your current Cry Die Table.) The creatures effected by this may use their reaction to shield their own eyes to not be effect by this.
Acting so-so tough! I'LL SHOW YOU TOUGH WAAAH!
Starting at Level 6, When you are Crying and are Blind, you can gain Temp HP equal to the amount of Damage Deal with the Cry Die. For Example: if you have 3d6 Cry Die Bonus, once rolled, you will Gain equal to the result of the Dice. The Temp HP carries until you use this effect again.
Wahmbulance!!
Wahmbulance!!
Starting at Level 6, While Blind, you can sense any creature within Double of your movement Speed of you, you may use your bonus action to Dash towards them. While in this Dash, you must use your action to attack the creature you targeted. After using all your attack actions on the creature, you fall prone still crying.
Tantrum! I DONT WANNA!!
Tantrum! I DONT WANNA!!
Starting at Level 6, While Prone, if an attack hits you and deals damage, you can cause a Tantrum where you reduce the damage and deal it back towards any creature within 5 feet of you. The Amount you may do this is 8 + your Con Modifier + Proficiency Bonus.
Walloping Tears And Yells!!!
Walloping Tears And Yells!!!
Starting at Level 10, When you have at least 1 Cry Die, When hearing a Spell within Double of your Movement Speed. You may Yell and Cry towards the Caster, this cry is as loud as you when you were just born, the baby in you showing up. When yelling towards the Caster of the Spell, you can either cause the Caster to roll the Attack at Disadvantages or Reduce the DC Check by the Roll of a single Cry Die. You can only use this Once per Long Rest, as you are crying and yelling your heart out. You can use this more than once but take a point of Exhaustion.
True King of Tears
Starting at Level 14, When getting the Blind Condition, you can finally see through the tears. While attacking you have Advantage during all attacks as long as you have the Blind Condition.
When having more than 5 or more Cry Die, you can spend all of them to gain Immunity to all of your current Resistances for the next 4 hours.
While having more than 10 Cry Die, you can spend all of them to make your current weapon or unarmed attacks deal Max Damage for the next of your 3 attacks. If your Unarmed Attacks are a single number, It is double for the next of your 3 attacks.
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Posted Nov 25, 2025Thank you! Made it because it was something dumb loll
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Posted Nov 20, 2025This is literally perfect for my Sad Clown Barbarian! I really like this subclass.