Path of the florida man

The meme originated in February 2013 with the twitter account @_FloridaMan, which quoted notably strange or bizarre news headlines containing the words "Florida man", such as "Florida man run over by van after dog pushes accelerator" or "Police arrest Florida man for drunken joy ride on motorized scooter at wall-mart. The account referred to 'Florida Man' as the "World's Worst Superhero.

can launcher

able to make a ranged attack with his bear launcher doing 2d8 bludgeoning damage and scales to 4d8 at 6 level, 6d8 at 12th and 8d8 at 16th

Mindless drinking

Beginning at 6th level, you move in a random manner given disadvantage on attacks against you and disadvantage on attacks but has crit damage on attacks you make.

meth mouth

Beginning at 10th level, you can use your jaw to attack due to the amount of meth you've taken doing 10d8+40 necrotic damage (DC equal to 8 + your proficiency bonus + your constitution modifier) or be [Tooltip Not Found] If the creature succeeds on its saving throw, every time you use this attack it reduces the save by 2

power of florida

Starting at 14th level, when you take damage from a creature that is within 5 feet of you, you can use your reaction to make a melee weapon attack against that creature this doing to does not use the reaction.