what are your funniest D&D stories? Mine is when the party bard seduced my character and stole everything he owned. My character portrait has the perfect reaction to this story.
I can share this one, but mind you it is a bit raunchy
My character was a wizard in this party, and had the highest scoring when it came to identifying magical items. One time in game we were stuck in a cavern loop and as one of the party members disabled the traps in the room, my character happened to notice a magic mirror in the corner of the room. I ask DM what it was, the whole fun business, but I didn't tell my party what the mirror was. I decided to look in the mirror, and I got sucked into it being trapped. The thing was with the mirror, it was one of those items to where if you look in it, or have someone else look in it, they are trapped in one of the jails in the mirror. So I happened to trap myself in the mirror without telling my party what the mirror was. I was skipping ahead because I had a feeling the reason why the party and I were stuck in a loop was because of this mirror. Shortly after I get stuck in the mirror, a "clone" of me shows up in my stead, and my party is pretty weary about this. One of the Half Orc's in the party, bless his heart, with his low intelligence and not paying attention to the DM when he said "a familiar woman appears in front of you" and he immediate rolls to seduce my character. Which, okay, that's fine I suppose. But shortly after since the clone was being weird, my party decides to kill the clone lol
Once they go into a different room in the loop, another clone appears again. So, same process of the Half Orc rolling to seduce my character. This process happened 3 times, and on the third attempt, the Half Orc also ordered the 2 Orc brothers that he has in his party do a horrible naughty things with the clone and my actual character ended up losing 3 HP indefinitely because of this
I was horrified by this and couldn't look at my party member the same way again haha
In my case, I was involved on a random encounter with a Trolls' nest. Those Trolls were taking a rest around a campfire. Looking around the nest I found a "mountain" of poo and pee, some corpses, and some prisoners. I was a human wizard LvL 5, with all my spellslots used and no proficiencies in sneaking and disarming traps.
So I decided to catch some poo just to use it as an ammunition for later use. Annnnd, the GM said "Roll a Con saving throw" ....... xDD
Guess what happened when my dices showed a double Nat 1 there................. xDD
One time we were trying to make it from one ledge to a ledge much higher up. So our Druid asked our Barabarian to chuck him up to me (Sorcerer) who was already on the higher ledge. So the Druid turned into a bird and got chucked at me while our DM narrated it like a football game (While having no idea what football is like).
Later while we were deciding whether or not to enter this empty room our Druid was still in bird form. So I decided to chuck him into the room. He took 3 points of damage and then we had to fight these really hard robot things. Oh and our DM narrated that throw like a football game as well.
But right after that we returned to my home town and it got burned down and my whole family was murdered by my brother so that dampered the session a bit.
I was DM and the party had gotten all the information and stuff they needed from the village about the hobgoblin warlord Ron, so they burned the village and roasted marshmallows on its cinders.
what are your funniest D&D stories? Mine is when the party bard seduced my character and stole everything he owned. My character portrait has the perfect reaction to this story.
Hmmm,
either 3/6 party members selling their soul to a devil
sacrificing a pet NPC on a demonic table and big shocker the NPC died
A Paladin accidentally attacking elite sect of the order and the War Commander showing up after the entire party got arrested.
All where pretty funny, don’t know which was my favourite.
DM - 13 years
Primary Class - Warlock (Pact of Chain)
Primary Race - Changeling
at one point my druid spent more than half the campaign hallucinating.
I can share this one, but mind you it is a bit raunchy
My character was a wizard in this party, and had the highest scoring when it came to identifying magical items. One time in game we were stuck in a cavern loop and as one of the party members disabled the traps in the room, my character happened to notice a magic mirror in the corner of the room. I ask DM what it was, the whole fun business, but I didn't tell my party what the mirror was. I decided to look in the mirror, and I got sucked into it being trapped. The thing was with the mirror, it was one of those items to where if you look in it, or have someone else look in it, they are trapped in one of the jails in the mirror. So I happened to trap myself in the mirror without telling my party what the mirror was. I was skipping ahead because I had a feeling the reason why the party and I were stuck in a loop was because of this mirror. Shortly after I get stuck in the mirror, a "clone" of me shows up in my stead, and my party is pretty weary about this. One of the Half Orc's in the party, bless his heart, with his low intelligence and not paying attention to the DM when he said "a familiar woman appears in front of you" and he immediate rolls to seduce my character. Which, okay, that's fine I suppose. But shortly after since the clone was being weird, my party decides to kill the clone lol
Once they go into a different room in the loop, another clone appears again. So, same process of the Half Orc rolling to seduce my character. This process happened 3 times, and on the third attempt, the Half Orc also ordered the 2 Orc brothers that he has in his party do a horrible naughty things with the clone and my actual character ended up losing 3 HP indefinitely because of this
I was horrified by this and couldn't look at my party member the same way again haha
In my case, I was involved on a random encounter with a Trolls' nest. Those Trolls were taking a rest around a campfire. Looking around the nest I found a "mountain" of poo and pee, some corpses, and some prisoners. I was a human wizard LvL 5, with all my spellslots used and no proficiencies in sneaking and disarming traps.
So I decided to catch some poo just to use it as an ammunition for later use. Annnnd, the GM said "Roll a Con saving throw" ....... xDD
Guess what happened when my dices showed a double Nat 1 there................. xDD
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My party was fighting in a snowy area and there was a archer that was just fast enough that we couldn’t catch up.
I had a white blanket and a horse that could float 4 inches off the ground so we snuck up to the archer on my horse
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One time we were trying to make it from one ledge to a ledge much higher up. So our Druid asked our Barabarian to chuck him up to me (Sorcerer) who was already on the higher ledge. So the Druid turned into a bird and got chucked at me while our DM narrated it like a football game (While having no idea what football is like).
Later while we were deciding whether or not to enter this empty room our Druid was still in bird form. So I decided to chuck him into the room. He took 3 points of damage and then we had to fight these really hard robot things. Oh and our DM narrated that throw like a football game as well.
But right after that we returned to my home town and it got burned down and my whole family was murdered by my brother so that dampered the session a bit.
I was DM and the party had gotten all the information and stuff they needed from the village about the hobgoblin warlord Ron, so they burned the village and roasted marshmallows on its cinders.
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