Fellow bards of the realms. Pray listen to my simple plea.
Our spell lists grow at a tremendous rate, many o' incantation need verbal utterance to initiate. What say you! What literally doth thou speak to cause Dancing Lights to flit, spark, and bleep? What words of spite do you spit and yell when asking thine blade to True Strike? Share with us young bardlings your secret refrain, those lyrics that causes souls to get lost in your Hallucinatory Terrain! What thrill, dark laced secrets spill- from your learned voice when you end an enemy with Power Word Kill?
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Faries of the night hear my plight, illuminate my foes in lime green light. - Fairy Fire
There once was a cleric named Dorreen. She thought she saw the unseen. Blew the whistle for the dead and all the Halflings she misled. -Tasha's Hideous Laughter (poem by Reako Swah'Vay black dragonborn bard referring to a cleric in Secomber that he and his party came across. She asked the group as we approached if we were alive and Reako pulled his best zombie walk and said "Noooooo." in a zombie moan. She then blew a signal whistle that caused the halflings guard of the village to charge forth.)
The Dwarves are coming to battle, hear them shake and rattle. It's safe to assume, that they will be your doom. - Spirit Gaurdians (poem by Reako Swah'Vay, his spirit guardians took on the form of Darvish battle ragers in their spiked armor.)
I play my lyre! Your sword's on fire Feelin' HOT HOT HOT! Heat Metal
You will dance, don't you want to? Just ignore your friends and mine. Cuz your friends don't dance And there's a good chance That your dance'll be divine. Otto's Irresistible Dance
My house. Think I'll put it over there. My house. There'll be food and friends that care. My house. We'll be safe inside all night. My house. Close the door and lock it tight. Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion
"With the strength of a Goliath's slap, I bring forth my thunder clap" - Thunder clap "Let us not cower in fright, Lead us forth my dancing lights" - Dancing lights "Hear my words and strike your foe, I add plus two to your next blow" - Bardic Inspiration
Now listen closely Here's a little lesson in trickery This is going down in history If you wanna be a Villain Number One You have to chase a superhero on the run Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound (Shh) (No, don't touch that!)
Fellow bards of the realms. Pray listen to my simple plea.
Our spell lists grow at a tremendous rate, many o' incantation need verbal utterance to initiate. What say you! What literally doth thou speak to cause Dancing Lights to flit, spark, and bleep? What words of spite do you spit and yell when asking thine blade to True Strike? Share with us young bardlings your secret refrain, those lyrics that causes souls to get lost in your Hallucinatory Terrain! What thrill, dark laced secrets spill- from your learned voice when you end an enemy with Power Word Kill?
Let's fill up the book!
"Come here, come here my little friend, I mean you no harm. I need your ear little friend, please don't chew my arm." ~Animal friendship
"What's this, What's this? Its magical and grand, what's this, what's this? Oh it's just a severed hand." ~Identify
"I spy with my little eye..." ~See invisibility
For Vicious Mockery.
Sleep:
Look before you
Count the sheep
You're over due
Time to sleep
This is my first bard, and I'm not very good at poetry. I'll try to add to this as I come up with more.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
"Let me help you with that fright, go dancing forth my tiny lights!" - Dancing Light cantrip
"Eeny Meeny Miney Mare... Double or nothing I hit you right there!" - True Strike, of course it never gets any love.
"Fear not my friend, do not despair, we'll seize this day, on this I swear!" - Heroism (actually my favorite bard spell thus far)
"Reservation, smedgervation! Let all pretense be loosed! Here about us, right around us I beg the realms a zone of truth!" ZoT bbbaaabbyyy!
Faries of the night hear my plight, illuminate my foes in lime green light. - Fairy Fire
There once was a cleric named Dorreen. She thought she saw the unseen. Blew the whistle for the dead and all the Halflings she misled. -Tasha's Hideous Laughter (poem by Reako Swah'Vay black dragonborn bard referring to a cleric in Secomber that he and his party came across. She asked the group as we approached if we were alive and Reako pulled his best zombie walk and said "Noooooo." in a zombie moan. She then blew a signal whistle that caused the halflings guard of the village to charge forth.)
The Dwarves are coming to battle, hear them shake and rattle. It's safe to assume, that they will be your doom. - Spirit Gaurdians (poem by Reako Swah'Vay, his spirit guardians took on the form of Darvish battle ragers in their spiked armor.)
There once was a goblin antagonized
By ambition exceeding his own size
He declared himself King
But revolt took wing
Thus did he regally opt to run and hide
(Which spell would arise? That's for you to decide!)
I play my lyre!
Your sword's on fire
Feelin' HOT HOT HOT!
Heat Metal
You will dance, don't you want to?
Just ignore your friends and mine.
Cuz your friends don't dance
And there's a good chance
That your dance'll be divine.
Otto's Irresistible Dance
My house.
Think I'll put it over there.
My house.
There'll be food and friends that care.
My house.
We'll be safe inside all night.
My house.
Close the door and lock it tight.
Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion
No! You're not gonna die tonight!
You will survive!
You were made for this!
-Healing WordBY:Captain Jack Black Mockingbird
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Longstrider
Well since the thread has already been necro'ed, why not respost the little rap I made for Bane spell?
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"With the strength of a Goliath's slap, I bring forth my thunder clap" - Thunder clap
"Let us not cower in fright, Lead us forth my dancing lights" - Dancing lights
"Hear my words and strike your foe, I add plus two to your next blow" - Bardic Inspiration
Arise and take this heal, for all the better you will feel.-healing word
I'd be rad if someone could help think of one for Phantasmal Force
A reality forged of magical source, be thee bound by this Phantasmal Force.
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"What was broken, what was torn, now is mended and reborn." -- Mending
"Surface glow, and shine brite. Commence transmitting a (red, white, or any color of your choice per the spell) light." -- Light
"What first seems noise to me, now will sound like poetry." -- Comprehend Languages
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I don't look like myself at all." -- Disguise Self
"Falling fast, falling slow, now just float down as you go." -- Feather Fall
"It's so funny, it's so whack. Laugh until you can't do jack." -- Hideous Laughter
"First you see them, now they're gone, just like drow at break of dawn." -- Invisibility
"Knock, knock, open lock." -- Knock
might be redundant but i remember writing something that could be used in the context of any divination spell regarding sentient magic item
weal or voe i am not your foe so tell me more about your lore
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Locate Object
Listen closely
Look around
Something’s lost
And must be found
Sleep
Hush now, darling
Rest your head
Close your eyes
And go to bed
Dancing Lights
I call the lamps that jump and skip
And dance just like a will-the-wisp
Dispel the darkness, banish fear,
Only light may enter here
Enthrall
Listen closely, listen well,
For I have quite the tale to tell
Listen closely, listen hard,
To naught if not said by this bard
Disguise Self
As courtiers fawn to hide their plots,
So I appear as I am not
Theren Amakiir | elf | ranger
Dizzy Moreau | dhampir | bard
Yara | human | druid
Ai Lan Wen | reborn | bard
Silence
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
Its time to check your ability
Let me bless your agility
See all the things
flex on all the beings
Now you just need to roll with Virility.
-Guidance
Now you see me as I am.
but watch as I turn into a lamb.
I'll make you see what I want
as I sing this song nonchalant
-Minor Illusion
I use this for Vicious Mockery
(College of Lore Bard)
Fireball
When our backs are against the wall,
have our enemies suck on my fireball!