Kaya growls, then stalks out of the tavern, pointedly not cleaning up.
*what the what? durnan has like insane stats for some reason. I guess wotc decided they needed an npc with 3 magic items and 4 attacks a turn, for an adventure of level 1 to 5? and the troll only had like 30 hp*
a very dressed up man who you recognize as the famed novelist volo stops you as you walk out
"hey, wait up! you were excellent in that fight! so brave."
"What do you think of the barkeep?"
"also brave, that fellow. but you guys did the real work!"
Kaya looks at Volo. "Hey, you're that rich guy. The arrogant one that always wants to eat nasty things. Oh sorry, was that rude? I guess I'm not used to conversation with fancy folk. Hi. How can I help?"
"that was rude"
*he looks insulted*
"I have a job I would love for you and your friends[points to the group] to take on. I have a friend named floon blagmar, more looks than brains.he has gone missing, and I urge you to track him down posthaste. I can get you each ten dragons (gp in waterdeep) right now, and 100 each if you can find him"
he begins crying, this seems to have been a good friend of his
Kaya looks at Volo. "Hey, you're that rich guy. The arrogant one that always wants to eat nasty things. Oh sorry, was that rude? I guess I'm not used to conversation with fancy folk. Hi. How can I help?"
"Who are you?"
"I ask the same. Sorry I was rude, Mr. Volo, I've had the single worst morning of my life and I personally feel like horse's dung right now. I can find your... friend, if you like. But aren't you supposed to be an expert adventurer? You'd surely be better equipped to save him."
Kaya looks at Volo. "Hey, you're that rich guy. The arrogant one that always wants to eat nasty things. Oh sorry, was that rude? I guess I'm not used to conversation with fancy folk. Hi. How can I help?"
"Who are you?"
"I ask the same. Sorry I was rude, Mr. Volo, I've had the single worst morning of my life and I personally feel like horse's dung right now. I can find your... friend, if you like. But aren't you supposed to be an expert adventurer? You'd surely be better equipped to save him."
"My name is Nitel. Who are you?"
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Kaya looks at Volo. "Hey, you're that rich guy. The arrogant one that always wants to eat nasty things. Oh sorry, was that rude? I guess I'm not used to conversation with fancy folk. Hi. How can I help?"
"Who are you?"
"I ask the same. Sorry I was rude, Mr. Volo, I've had the single worst morning of my life and I personally feel like horse's dung right now. I can find your... friend, if you like. But aren't you supposed to be an expert adventurer? You'd surely be better equipped to save him."
"no...no.... I am an expert, but I have a book to write!"
"Kaya. Kaya the apparently useless..." She glares pointedly from the shadows at Durnan, "...who gets everything wrong. Sorry for the moping, as I said, terrible morning. I'm going to have to decline your quest Volo, as I'm already on the edge of the illegal. I need to keep my head down for a few days."
"Kaya. Kaya the apparently useless..." She glares pointedly from the shadows at Durnan, "...who gets everything wrong. Sorry for the moping, as I said, terrible morning. I'm going to have to decline your quest Volo, as I'm already on the edge of the illegal. I need to keep my head down for a few days."
"this is perfectly legal. and I could get you a good word in with authorities if you complete it. please, its my friend. I beg of you"
"Kaya. Kaya the apparently useless..." She glares pointedly from the shadows at Durnan, "...who gets everything wrong. Sorry for the moping, as I said, terrible morning. I'm going to have to decline your quest Volo, as I'm already on the edge of the illegal. I need to keep my head down for a few days."
"Yeah, he just asked me to clean up his own mess."
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Kaya looks at Volo. "Hey, you're that rich guy. The arrogant one that always wants to eat nasty things. Oh sorry, was that rude? I guess I'm not used to conversation with fancy folk. Hi. How can I help?"
"that was rude"
*he looks insulted*
"I have a job I would love for you and your friends[points to the group] to take on. I have a friend named floon blagmar, more looks than brains.he has gone missing, and I urge you to track him down posthaste. I can get you each ten dragons (gp in waterdeep) right now, and 100 each if you can find him"
he begins crying, this seems to have been a good friend of his
"Well, I could use some money right now."
"so you will take the job?"
"Yes."
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Kaya looks at Volo. "Hey, you're that rich guy. The arrogant one that always wants to eat nasty things. Oh sorry, was that rude? I guess I'm not used to conversation with fancy folk. Hi. How can I help?"
"that was rude"
*he looks insulted*
"I have a job I would love for you and your friends[points to the group] to take on. I have a friend named floon blagmar, more looks than brains.he has gone missing, and I urge you to track him down posthaste. I can get you each ten dragons (gp in waterdeep) right now, and 100 each if you can find him"
he begins crying, this seems to have been a good friend of his
Kaya looks at Volo. "Hey, you're that rich guy. The arrogant one that always wants to eat nasty things. Oh sorry, was that rude? I guess I'm not used to conversation with fancy folk. Hi. How can I help?"
"that was rude"
*he looks insulted*
"I have a job I would love for you and your friends[points to the group] to take on. I have a friend named floon blagmar, more looks than brains.he has gone missing, and I urge you to track him down posthaste. I can get you each ten dragons (gp in waterdeep) right now, and 100 each if you can find him"
he begins crying, this seems to have been a good friend of his
"Well, I could use some money right now."
"so you will take the job?"
"Yes."
"good!"
he hands a pouch with 10 gold. in it to nitel
"Thanks."
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"also brave, that fellow. but you guys did the real work!"
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"so you will take the job?"
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"I ask the same. Sorry I was rude, Mr. Volo, I've had the single worst morning of my life and I personally feel like horse's dung right now. I can find your... friend, if you like. But aren't you supposed to be an expert adventurer? You'd surely be better equipped to save him."
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"My name is Nitel. Who are you?"
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"no...no.... I am an expert, but I have a book to write!"
he puffs up his chest a bit
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"Kaya. Kaya the apparently useless..." She glares pointedly from the shadows at Durnan, "...who gets everything wrong. Sorry for the moping, as I said, terrible morning. I'm going to have to decline your quest Volo, as I'm already on the edge of the illegal. I need to keep my head down for a few days."
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Alex calmly shoves the bodies down the well
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"this is perfectly legal. and I could get you a good word in with authorities if you complete it. please, its my friend. I beg of you"
durnan ignores her
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"Yeah, he just asked me to clean up his own mess."
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"you sir, would be great! want the job?"
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“Do you have any clues as to were he went?”
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"Yes."
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"last I saw him, he was in the skewered dragon with me, drinking. a tavern in the dockward. you should start there"
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"good!"
he hands a pouch with 10 gold. in it to nitel
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"Thanks."
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*Do we get xp for that battle?*
The great depression is just long for the big sad.
* nope,milestone progression*
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“I’ll see what I can do but I’m no inquisitor”
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"thank you sooo much"
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“Mage drow,(nitel) want to work together on this, names Alex by the way”
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