"oh, I didn't mean like that. I meant 'someone like you' as 'someone who can help me'. you see, there's a certain individual who needs something from me, but it was taken from me before I could give it to them."
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Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"oh, I didn't mean like that. I meant 'someone like you' as 'someone who can help me'. you see, there's a certain individual who needs something from me, but it was taken from me before I could give it to them."
"the shipment also contained a certain weapon known as a Grav-Gun. this weapon is best used against heavily armored enemies, like those which we may soon face."
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Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"the shipment also contained a certain weapon known as a Grav-Gun. this weapon is best used against heavily armored enemies, like those which we may soon face."
"well, I know where it is, but seeing as I am not properly equipped to fight a WAAAGH!, I can't get it myself. maybe if I gathered enough people like you, I could get it and save my world"
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Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"well, I know where it is, but seeing as I am not properly equipped to fight a WAAAGH!, I can't get it myself. maybe if I gathered enough people like you, I could get it and save my world"
"y'know, I've been looking for someone like you"
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"Don't try to use your charms on me woman."
MY INFO
"oh, I didn't mean like that. I meant 'someone like you' as 'someone who can help me'. you see, there's a certain individual who needs something from me, but it was taken from me before I could give it to them."
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"and what is this item?" He takes another sip.
MY INFO
"more like a bunch of items. I lost a shipment of Autoguns"
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"And why is this my problem?"
MY INFO
"because, well, that shipment may save our planet"
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"Elaborate."
MY INFO
"the shipment also contained a certain weapon known as a Grav-Gun. this weapon is best used against heavily armored enemies, like those which we may soon face."
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
He sighs. "And how would I help?"
MY INFO
"well, I know where it is, but seeing as I am not properly equipped to fight a WAAAGH!, I can't get it myself. maybe if I gathered enough people like you, I could get it and save my world"
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"hm? I may help, and I might not."
MY INFO
"what would you require to make that a yes"
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"Nothing in particular."
MY INFO
"there's gotta be something your heart desires"
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"Nothing comes to mind." another sip.
MY INFO
"well, we can figure it out later."
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"Do you want this unconscious half-elf sitting between us to come too?"
MY INFO
"sure, why not"
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
"Very well. Let me rest and I shall join you."
MY INFO