Jesus Nun, I thought you were dead! Or at least mysteriously disappeared! Or, really, that you were ditching us, for which you could not be blamed by any reasonable standard. But we wait so long to hear what we find in the sinkhole, and then you answer some interloper in 6 minutes? I feel unloved, which is, again, to be expected. I'd'a posted something if I thought it would not be thought naggy.
But, fair is fair - you are free to bail if the joke has run its course. If not...
Stumpy looks around the sinkhole again Perception 16
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Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & -Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
(Sorry, Skuk - was checking a char sheet and saw the update. Got bogged down in something else, and Christmas and....stuff. I'll see if I can catch up and then if anyone's still around...)
(yeah I guess that is a little more likely than the dead or vanished theories. not mutually exclusive with the ditching one. no worries man. I know from another campaign that MB is extra busy too - so even when most of are back maybe Burt has to stay and mind the hole. again.)
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Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & -Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
"Me arms!", shouts the colorless and hence quite dark person who was at some point anointed by yet another person who is believed to have been anointed themselves by some unseen deity, thus, of course, making him lord and master over all those little folk who were not touched by something that nobody else could see. "Oh dear PM, my arms!" He is so elated, he almost missed Memr. Asriel trying to sneak by.
"None shall pass!" he shouted, but then quickly added, "Unless of course you need help finding some appendage or other. We have quite a bit of experience in that arena," he says in the direction of this newcomer. "Or, you know, if you're fond of Burt obviously."
Fiver stretches, yawns, then resumes a stoic heroic, yet vulnerable and studly, pose awaiting nothing in particular. Those of you who pass a Perception check might notice him smile and say something like Happy New Year everyone, especially anyone who provides plot, exposition, treasure or experience, or otherwise acknowledges my existence.
"Well met you Son of a... Burt! You're alive! I'd heard you were adventuring nearby and I was working on some limbs to come and see you. I of course was minding my own business since I last saw you. Resting really. Near a nice bridge. This damned kook comes by, clopping up on his coconuts and, well, it took me by surprise you know. Next thing I know he's trying to get by and well... None Shall Pass! Just habit I guess and well... he bloody cut off me arms and legs. I got a good bite of the yellow bastard though as he ran away from me. Anyway, been sitting here whittling these legs with my teeth ever since so I would be ready. Of course now that I say it out loud probably should have started with the arms. But you know, I was tired of sitting around in this one place." All of which was mumbled since he was holding his knife between his teeth.
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The disembodied voice of Greg wafts from the point where his body used to be. I was green right? I cannot believe that ungrateful player deleted me. Limited character slots my horsey hindquarters. Buy a subscription cheapskate. I'm interesting, not like those other nobodies you rolled. Macklin's back, fool. Who knows, maybe Nun will post someday and then where will you be? Where will I be?
Oh hey boss. Made it into the hole I see, or at least your poster did. Or was posted.
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Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & -Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
"Eh? Was that you Stumpy?" TBK asks aloud as he looks around. "Meh... the voices... remember when there were only three of us? And now look at you, just a small fee and we all get to live in here. Together. Because while three voices may seem enough at first, you quickly find so many more voices in your head... Er... umm. I mean... None Shall Pass!" Yon knight of night looks around again. Nothing.
Hey, it's you guys that I'm absolutely certain we had names for but I'll call you burger king and stumpariffic. Honestly, even without that weird halfling ketchup thing, the random dude that joined halfway through, or a DM we can't go any worse than what we already had going.
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Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
Iradon (if that was my name after so long) who may or may not also be deleted (I have the subscription but did a clear out) starts to fade from view."What is happening to me.... I seem to be vanishing.... what is that there? A discord logo? What trickery is this?"
(With lockdown I happen to know Nun is extremely busy. We are both admins on a dnd discord server but he doesn't even really have time for there either. So good luck getting a post on here. Though he also likes to prove me wrong so maybe you will get one now. If you feel like joining (and yes, you can have self-imposed difficulties but it is semi-serious) here is a link: https://discord.gg/vaKz2H8)
Yes... I believe I WILL join your little server. It's time to Macklinate discord. And saying Nun won't be posting here has practically guaranteed a post here.
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Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
"Why surely you jest good Jkomg!" TBK exclaims, "But of course we are always in search of good limbs... err, I mean companions." He does a quick double-take. "We seek only truth and justice..." he adds trying to keep as straight a face as possible. "Of course, limbs, er... I mean gold, does seem to somehow lay down quite a path for us in regard to that previously stated truth/justice seeking. In fact..." he scratches the back of his helmet, "Um... now that I think about it, gold seems to elude us quite often. Truth and Justice then must prevail!" he finally exclaims. "Our fearless leader, Burt Macklin," he begins, but then pauses a moment to add, "You may know him, he's with the F.B.I. If you don't, maybe ask some of the ladies within your circle. They'll straighten you out. Er, um, anyway, Burt, the fearless leader, yada yada yada. He's on a few qwests, generally involving very low level plans," he looks around to make sure nobody is listening, "Which is to say, the plans have low levels of actual planning, not that they are not quite serious. Well, at least to the casual onlooker."
TBK examines his arms, and takes another look at Jkomg. "Oh yes good sir... always welcome."
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Just when I thought I was out.... They keep pulling me back in.....
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Jesus Nun, I thought you were dead! Or at least mysteriously disappeared! Or, really, that you were ditching us, for which you could not be blamed by any reasonable standard. But we wait so long to hear what we find in the sinkhole, and then you answer some interloper in 6 minutes? I feel unloved, which is, again, to be expected. I'd'a posted something if I thought it would not be thought naggy.
But, fair is fair - you are free to bail if the joke has run its course. If not...
Stumpy looks around the sinkhole again Perception 16
Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & - Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods
Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
(Sorry, Skuk - was checking a char sheet and saw the update. Got bogged down in something else, and Christmas and....stuff. I'll see if I can catch up and then if anyone's still around...)
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
(yeah I guess that is a little more likely than the dead or vanished theories. not mutually exclusive with the ditching one. no worries man. I know from another campaign that MB is extra busy too - so even when most of are back maybe Burt has to stay and mind the hole. again.)
Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & - Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods
Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
(If dead or vanished were the case I would want to know who hacked Nuns discord)
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
^^^^^ (Thinly veiled "I got his digits!" post)
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
"Me arms!", shouts the colorless and hence quite dark person who was at some point anointed by yet another person who is believed to have been anointed themselves by some unseen deity, thus, of course, making him lord and master over all those little folk who were not touched by something that nobody else could see. "Oh dear PM, my arms!" He is so elated, he almost missed Memr. Asriel trying to sneak by.
"None shall pass!" he shouted, but then quickly added, "Unless of course you need help finding some appendage or other. We have quite a bit of experience in that arena," he says in the direction of this newcomer. "Or, you know, if you're fond of Burt obviously."
And also... Nun! Howdy and how do!
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Fiver stretches, yawns, then resumes a stoic heroic, yet vulnerable and studly, pose awaiting nothing in particular. Those of you who pass a Perception check might notice him smile and say something like Happy New Year everyone, especially anyone who provides plot, exposition, treasure or experience, or otherwise acknowledges my existence.
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
"Well met you Son of a... Burt! You're alive! I'd heard you were adventuring nearby and I was working on some limbs to come and see you. I of course was minding my own business since I last saw you. Resting really. Near a nice bridge. This damned kook comes by, clopping up on his coconuts and, well, it took me by surprise you know. Next thing I know he's trying to get by and well... None Shall Pass! Just habit I guess and well... he bloody cut off me arms and legs. I got a good bite of the yellow bastard though as he ran away from me. Anyway, been sitting here whittling these legs with my teeth ever since so I would be ready. Of course now that I say it out loud probably should have started with the arms. But you know, I was tired of sitting around in this one place." All of which was mumbled since he was holding his knife between his teeth.
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
Other personalities... Burgee , The Colorless Knight, Fiorello, RW Goodbarrel, Dred, Evrik - Out of the Abyss & Dungeon of the Mad Mage
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The disembodied voice of Greg wafts from the point where his body used to be. I was green right? I cannot believe that ungrateful player deleted me. Limited character slots my horsey hindquarters. Buy a subscription cheapskate. I'm interesting, not like those other nobodies you rolled. Macklin's back, fool. Who knows, maybe Nun will post someday and then where will you be? Where will I be?
Oh hey boss. Made it into the hole I see, or at least your poster did. Or was posted.
Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & - Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods
Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
"Eh? Was that you Stumpy?" TBK asks aloud as he looks around. "Meh... the voices... remember when there were only three of us? And now look at you, just a small fee and we all get to live in here. Together. Because while three voices may seem enough at first, you quickly find so many more voices in your head... Er... umm. I mean... None Shall Pass!" Yon knight of night looks around again. Nothing.
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
Other personalities... Burgee , The Colorless Knight, Fiorello, RW Goodbarrel, Dred, Evrik - Out of the Abyss & Dungeon of the Mad Mage
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Hey, it's you guys that I'm absolutely certain we had names for but I'll call you burger king and stumpariffic. Honestly, even without that weird halfling ketchup thing, the random dude that joined halfway through, or a DM we can't go any worse than what we already had going.
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
Iradon (if that was my name after so long) who may or may not also be deleted (I have the subscription but did a clear out) starts to fade from view. "What is happening to me.... I seem to be vanishing.... what is that there? A discord logo? What trickery is this?"
(With lockdown I happen to know Nun is extremely busy. We are both admins on a dnd discord server but he doesn't even really have time for there either. So good luck getting a post on here. Though he also likes to prove me wrong so maybe you will get one now. If you feel like joining (and yes, you can have self-imposed difficulties but it is semi-serious) here is a link: https://discord.gg/vaKz2H8)
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
Yes... I believe I WILL join your little server. It's time to Macklinate discord. And saying Nun won't be posting here has practically guaranteed a post here.
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
"A server you say? But alas, that is all I strive to be," adds THE dark Knight. But then he goes back to whittling limbs.
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
Other personalities... Burgee , The Colorless Knight, Fiorello, RW Goodbarrel, Dred, Evrik - Out of the Abyss & Dungeon of the Mad Mage
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Unable to parse dice roll.
Is this campaign recruiting?
Qadir Zorastryl - Human Wizard (Divination) 10 - https://ddb.ac/characters/27597434/5kYL3Y
Kirim Emmarask - Human (variant) Bard (Lore) 9 - https://ddb.ac/characters/39208257/y5LOoC
Ilharena Moonglade - Half-Elf (drow) Priest (Life Domain) 9 - https://ddb.ac/characters/25372185/JXvvnO
"Why surely you jest good Jkomg!" TBK exclaims, "But of course we are always in search of good limbs... err, I mean companions." He does a quick double-take. "We seek only truth and justice..." he adds trying to keep as straight a face as possible. "Of course, limbs, er... I mean gold, does seem to somehow lay down quite a path for us in regard to that previously stated truth/justice seeking. In fact..." he scratches the back of his helmet, "Um... now that I think about it, gold seems to elude us quite often. Truth and Justice then must prevail!" he finally exclaims. "Our fearless leader, Burt Macklin," he begins, but then pauses a moment to add, "You may know him, he's with the F.B.I. If you don't, maybe ask some of the ladies within your circle. They'll straighten you out. Er, um, anyway, Burt, the fearless leader, yada yada yada. He's on a few qwests, generally involving very low level plans," he looks around to make sure nobody is listening, "Which is to say, the plans have low levels of actual planning, not that they are not quite serious. Well, at least to the casual onlooker."
TBK examines his arms, and takes another look at Jkomg. "Oh yes good sir... always welcome."
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
Other personalities... Burgee , The Colorless Knight, Fiorello, RW Goodbarrel, Dred, Evrik - Out of the Abyss & Dungeon of the Mad Mage
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