Greenest is the only town of any size astride the Uldoon Trail, the most direct road between the eastern cities of the Dragon Coast, Cormyr, and Sembia with the Coast Way running south to the great cities of Amn, Tethyr, and far Calimshan. The trade caravans that pass through Greenest bring gold to the town’s merchants and craftsfolk.
The adventurers might be on the road from one town to another or returning to their homes after a trip away. Alternatively, they could be accompanying a merchant or wealthy traveler as bodyguards...or be the heir/heiress to a fortune being escorted.
I am arriving to greenrest wary from my song and dance tour across the colleges far and wide, also recently rumored I have a producer credit on the major album Get Rich or Die Tryin by 50 cent. And my backpack is Louis Vutton. And no it’s not a woman’s backpack. It’s unisex.
I’m going to set up under a tree in green rest. I’m gonna play enter sandman on my lute. **** critical failure. Now playing all of Duran Duran’s Rio on my flute.
I’m also in Greenrest. I have been hunting for the man who raped my elven mother when she was a child. Have any of you ever met Joffrey Elfstain? I will Kill this scoundrel on sight.
Btw... Toolbox do you know how to play Rob Base and DJ easy rock “it takes 2” in d minor?
Well met post hooker!! Praise pelor!! Glad to see you’re no longer horny! (Points at the prude stumps where once sat supple creamy horns) glad to see you’re still giving out tail!! (Points to this ******* loser of a paladins weird looking tail, in a manner that lets you know, Tackle Box, “TB” for short, is not completely convinced the tail isn’t a prolapsed *******) any way you ever DTA, down to adventure, hit your boy up!! Im gonna be playing music around greenrest. Probably a couple cellar shows. I’m a pretty big component in the greenrest punk scene. I know it’s probably not your conservative ***** ass type of scene you Pelor pussies are in to. But if you wanna come I’ll put you on my list.
Lol I’ve never heard someone describe a dude blowing a load in his mother as the part of him that’s eternal!! Hahah you’re crazy dude. I think I’m gonna like it here. @jimpine
Greenest is the only town of any size astride the Uldoon Trail, the most direct road between the eastern cities of the Dragon Coast, Cormyr, and Sembia with the Coast Way running south to the great cities of Amn, Tethyr, and far Calimshan. The trade caravans that pass through Greenest bring gold to the town’s merchants and craftsfolk.
The adventurers might be on the road from one town to another or returning to their homes after a trip away. Alternatively, they could be accompanying a merchant or wealthy traveler as bodyguards...or be the heir/heiress to a fortune being escorted.
And away we go...
I am arriving to greenrest wary from my song and dance tour across the colleges far and wide, also recently rumored I have a producer credit on the major album Get Rich or Die Tryin by 50 cent. And my backpack is Louis Vutton. And no it’s not a woman’s backpack. It’s unisex.
I cast Rob Bronson
I’m going to set up under a tree in green rest. I’m gonna play enter sandman on my lute. **** critical failure. Now playing all of Duran Duran’s Rio on my flute.
I’m also in Greenrest. I have been hunting for the man who raped my elven mother when she was a child. Have any of you ever met Joffrey Elfstain? I will Kill this scoundrel on sight.
Btw... Toolbox do you know how to play Rob Base and DJ easy rock “it takes 2” in d minor?
I want to find the local dispensary in Greenrest?
Who wants to smoke some weed? I’m almost out of my Dwarven OG.
Smelling your weed I use my hobbit senses and sniff out the pot smoking by product of ****.
Can we get rid of content restrictions?? How come I can’t say R A P E ?
Well met ****-spawn, do you smoke medicinally to cope wixt the trauma of your tragic childhood? Or Are you cool?
I am currently at the dispensary, passing out abstinence pamphlets. The person behind the counter does not like me.
Hello holy roller? Do you enjoy toe jam football?
I smoke to connect with that part of me that is eternal... i also smoke to be nice to people who constantly remind me that I’m from human decent
Well met post hooker!! Praise pelor!! Glad to see you’re no longer horny! (Points at the prude stumps where once sat supple creamy horns) glad to see you’re still giving out tail!! (Points to this ******* loser of a paladins weird looking tail, in a manner that lets you know, Tackle Box, “TB” for short, is not completely convinced the tail isn’t a prolapsed *******) any way you ever DTA, down to adventure, hit your boy up!! Im gonna be playing music around greenrest. Probably a couple cellar shows. I’m a pretty big component in the greenrest punk scene. I know it’s probably not your conservative ***** ass type of scene you Pelor pussies are in to. But if you wanna come I’ll put you on my list.
Lol I’ve never heard someone describe a dude blowing a load in his mother as the part of him that’s eternal!! Hahah you’re crazy dude. I think I’m gonna like it here. @jimpine
I attempt to pick pocket Phineas whoresbreath!!
Start buying weed hafling, you’re bogarting my weed you ****.
“The only music Pelor recognizes is acoustic” but seeing these two as lost souls to save, I say, “but I would love to adventure with you gentleman
I’ll give you 2 silver to **** right off. And come back with a swisher.
*shreds a tasty lick on my air fender, but you hear it, cause of magic* we’ll see about that.