Ari moves her finger from her nose from placing it there earlier to signal 'not it'. "Smells like shit. You go first." She was not going to argue with Lyan going ahead.
"Ah, don't worry Be-Lyan!Kiirwill go forward!"Kiir goes in front of Lyan, though only the slightest foot forward so that it's almost like they're next to each other.
So this is how combat works in my games, you ****s. Above you'll see the current initiative blocks. If you're highlighted, that means it's your time to act. Don't be a mother ****er and take your turn out of line or else Scary Terry will ass**** you very roughly without lube. If you get hit, keep track of your HP. This is play by post so movement is kind abstract, just try and keep it realistic, you hear? Nat20s always go first, and nat1s always go LAST. Wait for me to type up the initiative train when combat begins and don't just the gun!!!
Since you guys apparently can't roll above 9, the stirges are gonna eat your faces!! (OOC: If you roll initiative later cuz you're busy IRL that's ok, i'll just squeeze you in the train.)
"You mean we have to go down there? Just like this? Ok, geez! You do not have send those ... whatever you said they are, I am going"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Ari moves her finger from her nose from placing it there earlier to signal 'not it'. "Smells like shit. You go first." She was not going to argue with Lyan going ahead.
just an unstable unicorn.
"Ah, don't worry Be-Lyan! Kiir will go forward!" Kiir goes in front of Lyan, though only the slightest foot forward so that it's almost like they're next to each other.
Lost Mine of Phandelver - Dungeon Master
Meatface comes walking up, a bit too fast and "accidentally" bumps into Kiirs' back.
Oh, you're going first? Good. About time!
(Trying to actually bump him more forward than Lyan. Lol maybe even down the stairs?)
Lol here it comes, 10
Assuming its the shove action Jerry attempts to hold fast in a weak bravado!
Athletics: 12
Lost Mine of Phandelver - Dungeon Master
Hahaha! Almost got ya! How about we just move on in then?
Oh right initiative 2
Kiir gives a smug glance over at Lyan, then turns with confidence down the stairs with quarterstaff in hand.
(Are we fighting these stirges immediately? If so Initiative: 6)
Lost Mine of Phandelver - Dungeon Master
Ari would roll her eyes before following the others in.
Initiative: 9
just an unstable unicorn.
Initiative time, *****es!! That's right! Time to kill some rodents with wings so you all can feel GOOD about yourselves!
Stirge1: 21
Stirge2: 23
Stirge3: 19
Stirge4: 20
Stirge5: 16
Oh shit we got a nat20! That's right mother ****ers! First nat20 is MINE! IN YO FACE! SUCK IT!
Stirge2 RIGHT in Kiir's eyeball!
EYEBALL GOUGE Attack: 10 Damage: 5
A miss! These things have, like, 2 hit points!
Stirge2(2), Stirge1(2), Stirge4(2), Stirge3(2), Stirge5(2), Ari9, Kiir6, Lyan4, Meatsack2
So this is how combat works in my games, you ****s. Above you'll see the current initiative blocks. If you're highlighted, that means it's your time to act. Don't be a mother ****er and take your turn out of line or else Scary Terry will ass**** you very roughly without lube. If you get hit, keep track of your HP. This is play by post so movement is kind abstract, just try and keep it realistic, you hear? Nat20s always go first, and nat1s always go LAST. Wait for me to type up the initiative train when combat begins and don't just the gun!!!
Since you guys apparently can't roll above 9, the stirges are gonna eat your faces!! (OOC: If you roll initiative later cuz you're busy IRL that's ok, i'll just squeeze you in the train.)
"Nice move there," Lyan even smiled, "now what do I roll here? Ah, yes"
Initiative: 7
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
G-g-g-g-g-guys, I t-t-t-t-t-think this is dangerous guys! We, we, we should probably like, not be here!
Initiative: 9
Meatface does a few stretch poses and a handful of jumping jacks, then cracks his neck from side to side.
Well we are here now. No sense to not have a bit of fun.
He smiles wide and reaches for his axe just to prepare for battle
Stirge2(2), Stirge1(2), Stirge4(2), Stirge3(2), Stirge5(2), Ari9, Keth9, Kiir6, Lyan4, Meatsack2
Stirge1 attacks Ari!
Stinger Attack: 9 Damage: 4
Stirge4 attacks Keth!
Stinger Attack: 19 Damage: 7
Stirge3 attacks Lyan!
Stinger Attack: 9 Damage: 4
and Stirge5 attacks Meatballsack!
Stinger Attack: 7 Damage: 7
YEAH, GET ****ED!!!
Stirge2(2), Stirge1(2), Stirge4(2), Stirge3(2), Stirge5(2), Ari9, Keth9, Kiir6, Lyan4, Meatsack2
ALRIGHT YOU GUYS ARE UP - SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOOOOOTTTTT!
H-hey! Don't bite at me!
(Assuming there's no map)
Keth stabs at the stirge that assaulted him, and then moves to hide behind Meatface.
Attack 1: 8 Damage: 6 Sneak Attack: 2
Attack 1: 5 Damage: 2 Sneak Attack: 3
(No map yet)
HEYOOO! SLAUGHTERED! YOU KILLED THE FLYING RAT! WHO'S BAD ASS LIKE KETH!?!?
Stirge2(2), Stirge1(2), Stirge3(2), Stirge5(2), Ari9, Keth9, Kiir6, Lyan4, Meatsack2
Kiir stays next to Lyan and uses his quarterstaff to whack the nasty little creatures away. "Get out of here!"
Attack: 13 Damage: 2
Lost Mine of Phandelver - Dungeon Master
G-g-g-g-g-guys, I did it! I killed the thing!
(Morty takes a swig of mountain dew and spins his dice on the table looking smug)
((Morty forgot to activate (check) his armor in CS - his AC is incorrect!))
"Oh, no you don't, you f***! Hang on, Ari!" (I can do double heal - can I? No? Shit!)
Action - mace strike against my attacker: Attack: 9 Damage: 5
on Ari Healing Word 5
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Stirge2(2), Stirge1(2), Stirge3(2), Stirge5(2), Ari9, Keth9, Kiir6, Lyan4, Meatsack2
"Not bad, MmMmOrTty. Not bad. Check out those attack rRRRRolls. Rick burps. "Wow. Jerry ACTUALLY killed one." he deadpans.
Stirge1(2), Stirge3(2), Stirge5(2), Ari9, Keth9, Kiir6, Lyan4, Meatsack2
Lyan kills one, too! Take THAT you piece of SHIT!!
Stirge1(2), Stirge5(2), Ari9, Keth9, Kiir6, Lyan4, Meatsack2