Get ready for D&D with a twist of Big Rick Energy! The Lost Dungeon of Rickedness: Big Rick Energy is the perfect mix of fantasy and wacky science fiction set in the wildy unpredictable world of Rick & Morty. This seat-of-your pants action adventure set for up to 5 players (levels 1-3) and is the perfect intro for anyone who is curious about the world of Dungeons & Dragons. After all, if Morty can figure out D&D, then so can you!
DISCLAIMER:This adventure contains rude language, an R rated environment, and everything nasty and mean and in between that you would expect from the world of Rick and Morty. By signing up for this adventure, you agree to not be a Jerry and consent to this atmosphere and behavior willingly and happily from me and from others. In other words, we're going to have some fun acting out in the world of Rick and Morty, don't take it seriously, and we're gonna be adults and have fun. This is Rick and Morty, after all, what did you expect?! If this doesn't seem like your idea of a good time, get the hell out of here!! SIGN UP
Hey, Morty! I'm looking for five suckers who wanna give this one shot adventure a try. Here's the catch, Jerry, you get to pick one of the characters in the starter box. No, you can't roll your own character, so don't even ask!! Here's the characters: Ari Strongbow (Summer) Half-Elf Fighter, Kiir Bravan (Jerry) Half-Elf Wizard, Keth Silverson (Morty) Half-Orc Rogue, Lyan Amaranthia (Beth) Wood Elf Cleric, and Meatface the Human Fighter.
Here's some things i'm gonna wanna know when you sign up, ok? Here's a hint. Half ass this crap and you don't get picked. If you don't give a hoot, neither do I - why would I pick you? Here, i'll make it even easier for you: just copy and paste this and fill it out in your application.
COPY AND PASTE THE INFO BELOW AND ANSWER:
TIME ZONE: Where do you live? On the other side of the p-p-p-planet!? D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Look at me! I've been playing D&D for (THIS) many years! DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that? YOURSELF: Tell us one or two things about you. Don't be shy, we wanna make sure you're not a complete Jerry. Don't tell us about the Gear Wars, we already know. I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: How much?? Asking for a friend. WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Bird Person wants to know. He's got lots of application to sift through, make it easy for him. DO YOU CONSENT: That's gonna be a yes, I just need to hear you say it, Mr. Poopy Butthole.
TIME ZONE: Where do you live? On the other side of the p-p-p-planet!? Closer. Not by much but I'll manage! (EST) D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Look at me! I've been playing D&D for (THIS) many years! Well, it's sure more than this though might be a tiny itsy bitsy less than that (years, let's call it just years) DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that? I am down with anything! You name it - I will be down there! YOURSELF: Tell us one or two things about you. Don't be shy, we wanna make sure you're not a complete Jerry. Don't tell us about the Gear Wars, we already know. Love DnD, love fun. And dungeoning. And I am adult too. Who loves DnD. I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: How much?? Asking for a friend. 200. May be 300? Ok, 400 - but this is the last word! WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Bird Person wants to know. He's got lots of application to sift through, make it easy for him. Why the heck not? I am good! Oh, and I am not Jerry - does that count? DO YOU CONSENT: That's gonna be a yes, I just need to hear you say it, Mr. Poopy Butthole. YES! (anything for the Bird Person!)
TIME ZONE:AEST (GMT+10), Australia D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Played 1 irl game and am DMing a PbP currently, also in 3 other campaigns PbP as a player. Have only played for a few months DISCORD:Hell yes YOURSELF: I'm Sam, and I have an adorable cat named Bella (Don't worry, she doesn't talk). I'm also in University on break right now, studying business. Other than that I mainly play video games and watch netflix. I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH:I love Rick and Morty but maybe not as die hard as other fans. I've seen the whole series twice. WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU:Despite being in Australia I'm awake at odd hours and very active (you can check my post history too!). I'm eager to explore both the Rick and Morty adventure as well as new D&D experiences, and I'm willing to fully engross myself in the story and setting :) DO YOU CONSENT: I hereby grant my consent
TIME ZONE: Where do you live? On the other side of the p-p-p-planet!? No, well depends on which side you are on I suppose... CST. D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Look at me! I've been playing D&D for (THIS) many years! More than a few... DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that? (Don't include me if you use Discord, I will have to bow out...) YOURSELF: Tell us one or two things about you. Don't be shy, we wanna make sure you're not a complete Jerry. Don't tell us about the Gear Wars, we already know. I love to play DND, probably a little too much... I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: How much?? Asking for a friend. Never seen the show, so only experience is the other game I am in already. WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Bird Person wants to know. He's got lots of application to sift through, make it easy for him. Pick anyone over me; I have no background with this series, and am already playing in it with another DM. I am just putting this here to give you another player if no one else applies. DO YOU CONSENT: That's gonna be a yes, I just need to hear you say it, Mr. Poopy Butthole. Yep.
TIME ZONE:Melbourne, Australia (AEST/GMT+10 like Llamar) D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE:Played a little bit a year ago. I'm only in 1 PbP game (DMed by Llamar actually) but Id still say I'm newer than some DISCORD:Im okay with that YOURSELF: My name is Daniel but you can call me Dan. I'm a pretty simple person, but I am very disappointed/angry at Game of Thrones season 8 and I dont listen to music I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH:Ive watched the show and enjoyed it a lot so on a scale of 1-10 maybe 8 WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: I want to join the campaign because the concept of mixing Rick and Morty with Dungeons and Dragons, two things I wouldn't personally expect to see mixing together, is very interesting to me and I want to see what happens with this dangerous mix DO YOU CONSENT:Yes
TIME ZONE: Hoo wee CST D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: im in one real world campaign and i was in a pbp but it went dead DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that? Of course I'm down with that!! YOURSELF: i love to read and i like to play as a skyrim type wizard I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: existence is pain!! WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: beacause im obviously not a jerry im more of morty or dare i say a rick? DO YOU CONSENT: is it a broken defraculator? Duhhh
TIME ZONE: Where do you live? On the other side of the p-p-p-planet!? EST BOY! D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Look at me! I've been playing D&D for (THIS) many years! I've been rolling dice for almost t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twenty years, Morty. TWENTY YEARS! DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that? I TRAVEL THE MULTIVERSE ON A DAILY BASIS! YOU SHOULD SEE THE DISCORD IN ALTERNATE REALITY 42! YOURSELF: Tell us one or two things about you. Don't be shy, we wanna make sure you're not a complete Jerry. Don't tell us about the Gear Wars, we already know. Ummmmmm…. Well... I like rolling dice. And I have a twisted sense of humor. I'm not a ****** canoe, I swear. I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: How much?? Asking for a friend. I've seen more than the Pickle Rick episode! WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Bird Person wants to know. He's got lots of application to sift through, make it easy for him. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-because we're the only ones that can do it, Morty. M-m-m-m-me and you! DO YOU CONSENT: That's gonna be a yes, I just need to hear you say it, Mr. Poopy Butthole. I CONSENT!
It goes without saying, this is a great dungeon. How did you all get here? Who the **** cares! You're here now, and that's enough to deal with without dwelling on the past. MAybe this is all a bad dream, or some hallucination brought on by eating gnarly shrimp. Are there safe places to take rests? THERE'S NO REST FOR THE RICKED, *****ES! This dungeon is well lit by magic, so you can see pretty well. Room and hallways in the dungeon are made of rough hewn stone. Ceilings are 20 feet high. Doors are made of wood. Unless I say so, the doors are not locked, and they're not into humanoids, so don't try to seduce them, you ******* weirdos.
If you guys die in the dungeon, great. Working as intended. Second, if the character die, the player also dies. Third, that was a ******* joke - dead players are no fun for anyone. How are you supposed to lord your powers over corpses? If you die, you can come back, but all the other players better ******* make fun of you and laugh at you and make you feel really shitty because you SUCK at this game!!
39 rooms of bullshit, hilarity, combat, puzzles, and most of all DEATH! Here we go, mother ****ers!!
LETS GET GOING ALREADY!!
You're an adventurer. Or maybe you're even a group of adventurers. Whatever. Why are you here? No one cares. Don't tell me your backstory. I don't give a ******* shit. We're here to kick ass and find treasure! That's your motivation. Now get ready to roll!!
In front of you is a dark staircase. Its mysterious shadows beckon you to enter. And by "beckon", I mean you need to go down the god damn staircase, or there's not a hell of a lot of purpose for us all playing this PbP now, is there?!
That's a good start right? No taverns or want ads or wizards begging you to retrieve the Bauble of Blarglebop. Which, by the way, is actually completely worthless to the Blarglebopians. Total waste of time. Ok, back to the game, you losers.
This room is dark and smells like a ******* pet store. It's all wood chips and warm poop down here. A bunch of bats flap around the room. They look harmless. Bullshit, that's a lie. They're not harmless. They're not even bats, they're stirges.
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HOO WEE! CRISPYDM PRESENTS
THE LOST DUNGEON OF RICKEDNESS!
BIG RICK ENERGY!
Hey, Morty! It's D&D - RICK SANCHEZ STYLE!
Get ready for D&D with a twist of Big Rick Energy! The Lost Dungeon of Rickedness: Big Rick Energy is the perfect mix of fantasy and wacky science fiction set in the wildy unpredictable world of Rick & Morty. This seat-of-your pants action adventure set for up to 5 players (levels 1-3) and is the perfect intro for anyone who is curious about the world of Dungeons & Dragons. After all, if Morty can figure out D&D, then so can you!
DISCLAIMER: This adventure contains rude language, an R rated environment, and everything nasty and mean and in between that you would expect from the world of Rick and Morty. By signing up for this adventure, you agree to not be a Jerry and consent to this atmosphere and behavior willingly and happily from me and from others. In other words, we're going to have some fun acting out in the world of Rick and Morty, don't take it seriously, and we're gonna be adults and have fun. This is Rick and Morty, after all, what did you expect?! If this doesn't seem like your idea of a good time, get the hell out of here!!
SIGN UP
Hey, Morty! I'm looking for five suckers who wanna give this one shot adventure a try. Here's the catch, Jerry, you get to pick one of the characters in the starter box. No, you can't roll your own character, so don't even ask!! Here's the characters: Ari Strongbow (Summer) Half-Elf Fighter, Kiir Bravan (Jerry) Half-Elf Wizard, Keth Silverson (Morty) Half-Orc Rogue, Lyan Amaranthia (Beth) Wood Elf Cleric, and Meatface the Human Fighter.
Here's some things i'm gonna wanna know when you sign up, ok? Here's a hint. Half ass this crap and you don't get picked. If you don't give a hoot, neither do I - why would I pick you?
Here, i'll make it even easier for you: just copy and paste this and fill it out in your application.
COPY AND PASTE THE INFO BELOW AND ANSWER:
TIME ZONE: Where do you live? On the other side of the p-p-p-planet!?
D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Look at me! I've been playing D&D for (THIS) many years!
DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that?
YOURSELF: Tell us one or two things about you. Don't be shy, we wanna make sure you're not a complete Jerry. Don't tell us about the Gear Wars, we already know.
I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: How much?? Asking for a friend.
WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Bird Person wants to know. He's got lots of application to sift through, make it easy for him.
DO YOU CONSENT: That's gonna be a yes, I just need to hear you say it, Mr. Poopy Butthole.
Im dming this, would you mind me joining? Minus the meta of course.
You are more than welcome to apply, my man.
TIME ZONE: Where do you live? On the other side of the p-p-p-planet!? Closer. Not by much but I'll manage! (EST)
D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Look at me! I've been playing D&D for (THIS) many years! Well, it's sure more than this though might be a tiny itsy bitsy less than that (years, let's call it just years)
DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that? I am down with anything! You name it - I will be down there!
YOURSELF: Tell us one or two things about you. Don't be shy, we wanna make sure you're not a complete Jerry. Don't tell us about the Gear Wars, we already know. Love DnD, love fun. And dungeoning. And I am adult too. Who loves DnD.
I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: How much?? Asking for a friend. 200. May be 300? Ok, 400 - but this is the last word!
WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Bird Person wants to know. He's got lots of application to sift through, make it easy for him. Why the heck not? I am good! Oh, and I am not Jerry - does that count?
DO YOU CONSENT: That's gonna be a yes, I just need to hear you say it, Mr. Poopy Butthole. YES! (anything for the Bird Person!)
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
You son of a *****, I'm in.
TIME ZONE: AEST (GMT+10), Australia
D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Played 1 irl game and am DMing a PbP currently, also in 3 other campaigns PbP as a player. Have only played for a few months
DISCORD: Hell yes
YOURSELF: I'm Sam, and I have an adorable cat named Bella (Don't worry, she doesn't talk). I'm also in University on break right now, studying business. Other than that I mainly play video games and watch netflix.
I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: I love Rick and Morty but maybe not as die hard as other fans. I've seen the whole series twice.
WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Despite being in Australia I'm awake at odd hours and very active (you can check my post history too!). I'm eager to explore both the Rick and Morty adventure as well as new D&D experiences, and I'm willing to fully engross myself in the story and setting :)
DO YOU CONSENT: I hereby grant my consent
Lost Mine of Phandelver - Dungeon Master
TIME ZONE: EST
D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Look at me! I've been playing D&D for 2 years!
DISCORD: Just PM me
YOURSELF: much fun will be had. Dont think ill be able to do any tear-filled moments though, haha
I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: i could get a Rick and Morty tattoo, seen every available episode.
WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Meat Face thought you picked him already.. but muscles? *flexes*
DO YOU CONSENT: does the dungeon consent to Meat Face making the smashies? (Also have to say it.)
You son of a *****, I'm in!
TIME ZONE: Where do you live? On the other side of the p-p-p-planet!? No, well depends on which side you are on I suppose... CST.
D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Look at me! I've been playing D&D for (THIS) many years! More than a few...
DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that? (Don't include me if you use Discord, I will have to bow out...)
YOURSELF: Tell us one or two things about you. Don't be shy, we wanna make sure you're not a complete Jerry. Don't tell us about the Gear Wars, we already know. I love to play DND, probably a little too much...
I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: How much?? Asking for a friend. Never seen the show, so only experience is the other game I am in already.
WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Bird Person wants to know. He's got lots of application to sift through, make it easy for him. Pick anyone over me; I have no background with this series, and am already playing in it with another DM. I am just putting this here to give you another player if no one else applies.
DO YOU CONSENT: That's gonna be a yes, I just need to hear you say it, Mr. Poopy Butthole. Yep.
Bump. Let's go, people! More posts! C'mon! Go go go!
TIME ZONE: Melbourne, Australia (AEST/GMT+10 like Llamar)
D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Played a little bit a year ago. I'm only in 1 PbP game (DMed by Llamar actually) but Id still say I'm newer than some
DISCORD: Im okay with that
YOURSELF: My name is Daniel but you can call me Dan. I'm a pretty simple person, but I am very disappointed/angry at Game of Thrones season 8 and I dont listen to music
I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: Ive watched the show and enjoyed it a lot so on a scale of 1-10 maybe 8
WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: I want to join the campaign because the concept of mixing Rick and Morty with Dungeons and Dragons, two things I wouldn't personally expect to see mixing together, is very interesting to me and I want to see what happens with this dangerous mix
DO YOU CONSENT: Yes
Last call for some Rick and Morty D&D! That's right! Only I can pull this off! Don't miss out on the fun!!
Don't be a Jerry.
Lets get Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!
just an unstable unicorn.
Im Mister Meeseeks! Look at me!
Come one, people, unleash your inner rickedness!
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Hello good sir, I would like to apply for said PbP
You son of a *****, you're in.
You son of a *****, i want in
TIME ZONE: Hoo wee CST
D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: im in one real world campaign and i was in a pbp but it went dead
DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that? Of course I'm down with that!!
YOURSELF: i love to read and i like to play as a skyrim type wizard
I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: existence is pain!!
WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: beacause im obviously not a jerry im more of morty or dare i say a rick?
DO YOU CONSENT: is it a broken defraculator? Duhhh
Thats not a defraculator.
TIME ZONE: Where do you live? On the other side of the p-p-p-planet!? EST BOY!
D&D/PBP EXPERIENCE: Look at me! I've been playing D&D for (THIS) many years! I've been rolling dice for almost t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twenty years, Morty. TWENTY YEARS!
DISCORD: HOO WEE! We use Discord for OOC. You down with that? I TRAVEL THE MULTIVERSE ON A DAILY BASIS! YOU SHOULD SEE THE DISCORD IN ALTERNATE REALITY 42!
YOURSELF: Tell us one or two things about you. Don't be shy, we wanna make sure you're not a complete Jerry. Don't tell us about the Gear Wars, we already know. Ummmmmm…. Well... I like rolling dice. And I have a twisted sense of humor. I'm not a ****** canoe, I swear.
I LOVE RICK AND MORTY THIS MUCH: How much?? Asking for a friend. I've seen more than the Pickle Rick episode!
WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE PICK YOU: Bird Person wants to know. He's got lots of application to sift through, make it easy for him. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-because we're the only ones that can do it, Morty. M-m-m-m-me and you!
DO YOU CONSENT: That's gonna be a yes, I just need to hear you say it, Mr. Poopy Butthole. I CONSENT!
THE LOST DUNGEON OF RICKEDNESS: BIG RICK ENERGY
It goes without saying, this is a great dungeon. How did you all get here? Who the **** cares! You're here now, and that's enough to deal with without dwelling on the past. MAybe this is all a bad dream, or some hallucination brought on by eating gnarly shrimp. Are there safe places to take rests? THERE'S NO REST FOR THE RICKED, *****ES! This dungeon is well lit by magic, so you can see pretty well. Room and hallways in the dungeon are made of rough hewn stone. Ceilings are 20 feet high. Doors are made of wood. Unless I say so, the doors are not locked, and they're not into humanoids, so don't try to seduce them, you ******* weirdos.
If you guys die in the dungeon, great. Working as intended. Second, if the character die, the player also dies. Third, that was a ******* joke - dead players are no fun for anyone. How are you supposed to lord your powers over corpses? If you die, you can come back, but all the other players better ******* make fun of you and laugh at you and make you feel really shitty because you SUCK at this game!!
39 rooms of bullshit, hilarity, combat, puzzles, and most of all DEATH! Here we go, mother ****ers!!
LETS GET GOING ALREADY!!
You're an adventurer. Or maybe you're even a group of adventurers. Whatever. Why are you here? No one cares. Don't tell me your backstory. I don't give a ******* shit. We're here to kick ass and find treasure! That's your motivation. Now get ready to roll!!
In front of you is a dark staircase. Its mysterious shadows beckon you to enter. And by "beckon", I mean you need to go down the god damn staircase, or there's not a hell of a lot of purpose for us all playing this PbP now, is there?!
That's a good start right? No taverns or want ads or wizards begging you to retrieve the Bauble of Blarglebop. Which, by the way, is actually completely worthless to the Blarglebopians. Total waste of time. Ok, back to the game, you losers.
This room is dark and smells like a ******* pet store. It's all wood chips and warm poop down here. A bunch of bats flap around the room. They look harmless. Bullshit, that's a lie. They're not harmless. They're not even bats, they're stirges.