Boo and Primrose hear the clash of battle coming from the front... Boo's eyes rolling like an impatient teenage girl waiting for her prom date to stop fumbling and pin the corsage on her ample bosom... she leans to one side to get a quick peek as to what is going on and sees a rather rolly polly fat Kobold charging in her direction straight at her weapon raised high with a bloodthirsty look on his ugly reptilian mug.
Boo turns to Primrose, "really the service here is atrocious, we've like been waiting decades now!" Primrose hovering in the air eye level with Boo folds her arms over her small but humble Spritely lady humps and nods in agreement getting somewhat peeved herself. "And just look at it, as usual looks like we are getting the worst of the lot... so unfair for the others to hog all the good ones and leave us with the such an inept waiter... I mean look at what he is carrying... it's not a tray with tea and scones that's for sure! Duh!!!"
"I know right," Boo agrees then turns toward the Kobold, "hey you..." she yells, "yeah you... I'm talking to you fat boy... we distinctly ordered the tea and scones... so if you would please just speed it up a notch and get to serving us sooner rather than later, we would be very generous with your tip if you know what I mean."
"That's telling him Boo-bear," Primrose agrees... "but really the service here is just subpar... but what does one expect from Kobolds, they just don't have a good work ethic... this is absolutely the first and last time I let you talk me into coming here for brunch... thank the gods we had the foresight to grab a snack outside while we waited to be seated..."
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
GB's fire bolt blasts the kobold that swung at Beril in the back, knocking it through the air and into one of the rock pile remains, killing it. The kobold that Boo yelled at looks at her confusedly, then decides to charge and attack her anyways, swinging his shortsword at her. Attack: 5 Damage: 6
The two kobolds in the back aim their crossbows and fire, one at Lanea who is closest, and one at Aregarak, because he's a giant hulking beast.
Attack: 18 Damage: 5 to attack Lanea
Attack: 23 Damage: 6 to attack Aregarak
Lanea, it is now your turn, I figure you may not want to use hail of thorns, so I'll let you rechoose what you want to do, and you can either quote your previous rolls if you still just want to attack with your bow, or reroll if you want to do something else
The kobold that Boo yelled at looks at her confusedly, then decides to charge and attack her anyways, swinging his shortsword at her. Attack: 5 Damage: 6
The Tiefling does not flinch or move as what appears to be to Boo at least... a rather large and unsanitary butter knife swishes past her... slicing off a lock of her dead white hair in its wake... "Oh, my word," Primrose cries out with a haughty shrill voice... "how dreadfully rude!"
The Basics of Eating a Scone Properly
[1] Scoop out clotted cream and jams onto your plate. Enough for one scone. [2] Break apart a small bite-sized portion of scone with your hands — NEVER with a knife. [3] Use a knife to slather on cream and jam onto the piece of scone. [4] The bite-sized piece of scone should be eaten in 1-2 bites.
Boo merely looks at the fat little Kobold, "my good man... that knife will never do.."She flicks the short-sword blade with her finger causing it to ring like a bell... "Oh dear me, this will never do... not at all... I am afraid we are going to have to demand to speak to your manager."
Then she notices the bit of her hair floating down to the floor... her eyes narrow as rage builds up inside her threatening to boil over... Boo begins to whisper...
"Oh, dear," Primrose cries out fearfully towards the Kobold, "you've gone and done it now... I highly suggest you run!"
Lanea curses under her breath when she realizes the Kobolds are not close enough for her spell so she just unleashes her arrow at one of the Kobold's with the crossbow after she regains her composure from the sting of the hit from their bolt.
Longbow Attack 23 if hit 8
(( I just copied and pasted my last roll because it was a good one and figured that would only be fair))
Aregarak grunts as the crossbow bolt slams in to his chest, suddenly he doesn't care about the stunned kobold in front of him and focuses on the one who shot him. With a snort, he takes off running towards the kobold (who shot him - I'll assume he's within 60 feet of me - so movement and dash action will get me 60 feet - I also understand this will probably generate attacks of opportunity)
Aregarak lowers his head as he charges the poor kobold, screaming all the way
Lanea makes sure she is not in the path of the big fellow as he charges the Kobold. She is also careful that she does not fall into the pit full of snakes. Not sure she wants to watch the Kobold be gored or cheer as it happens.
(not sure if I need to roll a acrobatics check but I will here)
//For what its worth Aregarak would try to avoid his teammates and the pit as he ran across the room - figure the DM will let us know if we need to roll anything else//
Then she notices the bit of her hair floating down to the floor... her eyes narrow as rage builds up inside her threatening to boil over... Boo begins to whisper...
"Oh, dear," Primrose cries out fearfully towards the Kobold, "you've gone and done it now... I highly suggest you run!"
Lanea's arrow whizzes past the rushing minotaur and sinks into the neck of one of the crossbow wielding kobolds, sending it spinning into the wall. Aregarak picks up the second crossbow wielder with the point of his horns and slams it back down, creating an audible crunch of bones. The kobold that attacked Boo hears the whispers and 13 falls to the ground, clutching it's head and seizing in pain until it finally ceases movement.
//So there's 3 more kobolds dead, only one remaining. Lenlieth is up, then Beril, then the kobold.//
Feeling pretty excited about the Kobold she pinned to the wall and laughing at Aregarak she turns to face the last Kobold and readies an arrow just in case it decides to run.
Boo looks down at the hapless fat Kobold, taps his upturned feet with her toe then turns to Primrose, "well, Primmy is he mostly dead or all the way dead?"
Primrose shrugs... "its hard to be sure but in either way, there is only one thing to be done..."
Boo nods and looks to the last remaining Kobold and shouts... "check, please!!!"
Primrose giggles, "not that silly, there is only one thing we can do... respectfully go through his clothes and look for loose change. But remember no looting, we will merely take an inventory and just hold on to anything interesting so that we might one day return said items to his designated next of kin... minus a hefty surcharge for shipping, handling and inventory restocking fees of course..."
Boo nods, "excellent idea... you are always thinking ahead, that is what I do admire most about you."
Primrose smiles... "ahhhh you are so sweet Boo..."
Without another word and ignoring the others the pair proceeds to go through the dead Kobold's clothes and personal effects... their cover story firmly in place if questioned... and there will be questions... there are always questions...
"Be wary vile kobold, or the madness that infects Boo...." he points at her "will take you as well! BWAHAHAHAHAHA" bits of kobold drip down Aregaraks face as he laughs.
"Be wary vile kobold, or the madness that infects Boo...." he points at her "will take you as well! BWAHAHAHAHAHA" bits of kobold drip down Aregaraks face as he laughs.
Hearing Aregarak's kind words Boo and Primrose look up from their efforts for a moment... giggle then once again break into song... as they work!
GB prepares Fire Bolt and attempts to blast the closest Kobold.
"Vile things!"
Attk 23
Fire Dmg 6
Oniss - Half-Elf Level 1 Sorcerer - ToA
Golden Blurg (GB) - Aarakocra Level 3 Wizard - KR
Boo and Primrose hear the clash of battle coming from the front... Boo's eyes rolling like an impatient teenage girl waiting for her prom date to stop fumbling and pin the corsage on her ample bosom... she leans to one side to get a quick peek as to what is going on and sees a rather rolly polly fat Kobold charging in her direction straight at her weapon raised high with a bloodthirsty look on his ugly reptilian mug.
Boo turns to Primrose, "really the service here is atrocious, we've like been waiting decades now!" Primrose hovering in the air eye level with Boo folds her arms over her small but humble Spritely lady humps and nods in agreement getting somewhat peeved herself. "And just look at it, as usual looks like we are getting the worst of the lot... so unfair for the others to hog all the good ones and leave us with the such an inept waiter... I mean look at what he is carrying... it's not a tray with tea and scones that's for sure! Duh!!!"
"I know right," Boo agrees then turns toward the Kobold, "hey you..." she yells, "yeah you... I'm talking to you fat boy... we distinctly ordered the tea and scones... so if you would please just speed it up a notch and get to serving us sooner rather than later, we would be very generous with your tip if you know what I mean."
"That's telling him Boo-bear," Primrose agrees... "but really the service here is just subpar... but what does one expect from Kobolds, they just don't have a good work ethic... this is absolutely the first and last time I let you talk me into coming here for brunch... thank the gods we had the foresight to grab a snack outside while we waited to be seated..."
GB's fire bolt blasts the kobold that swung at Beril in the back, knocking it through the air and into one of the rock pile remains, killing it. The kobold that Boo yelled at looks at her confusedly, then decides to charge and attack her anyways, swinging his shortsword at her. Attack: 5 Damage: 6
The two kobolds in the back aim their crossbows and fire, one at Lanea who is closest, and one at Aregarak, because he's a giant hulking beast.
Attack: 18 Damage: 5 to attack Lanea
Attack: 23 Damage: 6 to attack Aregarak
Lanea, it is now your turn, I figure you may not want to use hail of thorns, so I'll let you rechoose what you want to do, and you can either quote your previous rolls if you still just want to attack with your bow, or reroll if you want to do something else
The Basics of Eating a Scone Properly
[1] Scoop out clotted cream and jams onto your plate. Enough for one scone.
[2] Break apart a small bite-sized portion of scone with your hands — NEVER with a knife.
[3] Use a knife to slather on cream and jam onto the piece of scone.
[4] The bite-sized piece of scone should be eaten in 1-2 bites.
Boo merely looks at the fat little Kobold, "my good man... that knife will never do.." She flicks the short-sword blade with her finger causing it to ring like a bell... "Oh dear me, this will never do... not at all... I am afraid we are going to have to demand to speak to your manager."
Then she notices the bit of her hair floating down to the floor... her eyes narrow as rage builds up inside her threatening to boil over... Boo begins to whisper...
"Oh, dear," Primrose cries out fearfully towards the Kobold, "you've gone and done it now... I highly suggest you run!"
//how far away from Aregarak is the kobold who shot him?//
(25/31)
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
Lanea curses under her breath when she realizes the Kobolds are not close enough for her spell so she just unleashes her arrow at one of the Kobold's with the crossbow after she regains her composure from the sting of the hit from their bolt.
Longbow Attack 23 if hit 8
(( I just copied and pasted my last roll because it was a good one and figured that would only be fair))
[Lanea 19/28 Hp]
Aregarak grunts as the crossbow bolt slams in to his chest, suddenly he doesn't care about the stunned kobold in front of him and focuses on the one who shot him. With a snort, he takes off running towards the kobold (who shot him - I'll assume he's within 60 feet of me - so movement and dash action will get me 60 feet - I also understand this will probably generate attacks of opportunity)
Aregarak lowers his head as he charges the poor kobold, screaming all the way
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........"
[Goring Rush: 15 Damage: 13]
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
Lanea makes sure she is not in the path of the big fellow as he charges the Kobold. She is also careful that she does not fall into the pit full of snakes. Not sure she wants to watch the Kobold be gored or cheer as it happens.
(not sure if I need to roll a acrobatics check but I will here)
Acrobatics 7
//For what its worth Aregarak would try to avoid his teammates and the pit as he ran across the room - figure the DM will let us know if we need to roll anything else//
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
// good because I may have fallen in or get hit if I had to roll I have a +5 to acrobatics and I rolled a 7 lol//
Lanea's arrow whizzes past the rushing minotaur and sinks into the neck of one of the crossbow wielding kobolds, sending it spinning into the wall. Aregarak picks up the second crossbow wielder with the point of his horns and slams it back down, creating an audible crunch of bones. The kobold that attacked Boo hears the whispers and 13 falls to the ground, clutching it's head and seizing in pain until it finally ceases movement.
//So there's 3 more kobolds dead, only one remaining. Lenlieth is up, then Beril, then the kobold.//
Aregarak roars and lifts his head high, broken kobold still impaled upon his horns and looks around.
"Tis a good day to die....for you!" and points at the last kobold and laughs
He shakes his head back and forth finally dislodging the broken body from his horns.
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
Feeling pretty excited about the Kobold she pinned to the wall and laughing at Aregarak she turns to face the last Kobold and readies an arrow just in case it decides to run.
Boo looks down at the hapless fat Kobold, taps his upturned feet with her toe then turns to Primrose, "well, Primmy is he mostly dead or all the way dead?"
Primrose shrugs... "its hard to be sure but in either way, there is only one thing to be done..."
Boo nods and looks to the last remaining Kobold and shouts... "check, please!!!"
Primrose giggles, "not that silly, there is only one thing we can do... respectfully go through his clothes and look for loose change. But remember no looting, we will merely take an inventory and just hold on to anything interesting so that we might one day return said items to his designated next of kin... minus a hefty surcharge for shipping, handling and inventory restocking fees of course..."
Boo nods, "excellent idea... you are always thinking ahead, that is what I do admire most about you."
Primrose smiles... "ahhhh you are so sweet Boo..."
Without another word and ignoring the others the pair proceeds to go through the dead Kobold's clothes and personal effects... their cover story firmly in place if questioned... and there will be questions... there are always questions...
"Be wary vile kobold, or the madness that infects Boo...." he points at her "will take you as well! BWAHAHAHAHAHA" bits of kobold drip down Aregaraks face as he laughs.
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
Lenlieth will approach the last Kobold and give it the chance to surrender.
Pointing her scimitar at the Kobold, she says, "Surrender. If you give us information, we might let you leave here alive."
DM - Storm King's Thunder PbP | Yet Another Storm King's Thunder PbP
Current: Eogard Duramastar, Human Twilight Cleric/Star Druid | Eiren Lathrana, Shadar-Kai Eldritch Knight/Bladesinger | Arugula, Rabbitfolk Armorer
Survivor: CrispyDM's Saltmarsh as Syltra | SarcasticFury's Strahd as Hadrian Frozenspark | Forge of Fury as The DM
The kobold turns tail and tries to run, using it's dash to get away as fast as it can.
//Lenlieth, make an opportunity attack, and depending on how that goes will change what happens//
DM - Storm King's Thunder PbP | Yet Another Storm King's Thunder PbP
Current: Eogard Duramastar, Human Twilight Cleric/Star Druid | Eiren Lathrana, Shadar-Kai Eldritch Knight/Bladesinger | Arugula, Rabbitfolk Armorer
Survivor: CrispyDM's Saltmarsh as Syltra | SarcasticFury's Strahd as Hadrian Frozenspark | Forge of Fury as The DM