Well, I feel like that character ideas can’t be “stupid”… just a little more silly than others. Anyways, here are some character ideas I’m going to through out there:
A goblin who believes he/she is a human, and will refuse any evidence otherwise.
A warlock (any race) who has no idea they have a master or patron, rather they believe that it is their “birthright”.
A trickery domain cleric that is religion-less (is that even a word?) and has constantly makes fun of their patron god.
A wizard that was polymorphed into a very angry cat.
A child barbarian with a extremely high strength stat, and everyone thinks he/she is “cute”, which always sends the kid into a rage.
A character that has hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian, or a fear of long words.
A artificer modrone (any type) that is defunct and malfunctioning, and cannot say words with more than one syllable.
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A wizard opens a rift in the wall in front of you, walks through, and eyes you, eyes glowing a brilliant blue. “Where are the beans?” He says menacingly, gritting his teeth in frustration. Suddenly squirrels pour out of the rift and swarm over you.
Hi. I really like squirrels, reading, and D&D (obviously). Uh, yeah. I also GM 👍.
An Artificer who can't get their explosive potions to not explode when not intended.
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Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
a high charisma, low wisdom barbarian who wants to talk it out but gets really mad if people don’t cooperate. Think if your therapist had anger issues.
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I have a clean-shaven dwarf "paladin" (celestial warlock) who was once told that if he shaved his beard, it would grow back thicker - he's been trying it every morning for 40 years, and it still hasn't worked. When asked who his god is, he says "You know when you've been workin' with someone for so long, it seems rude to ask? It's like that.". He wields the "hammer of invisibility", where the hammer head is invisible (it's a quarter staff). He refers to every one of his spells as "Smite". And he has an intelligence score of 6.
Spoti, a black and green feathered Parrot (Reflavored Kenku) that plays music and sings using the copy ability. Just add a class and play. (Also recommend playing "Bird is the word" with them)
A Satyr Paladin who worships a trickster god, he used to be a jester but quit and his patron god is sending him "reminders" of his old job. The Satyr has no control over these reminders.
Examples of these reminders are he feels something in his hat and pulls a rabbit out
He sniffs a flower and it suddenly sprays out water
He sneezes and pulls out his tissue and finds it tied to hundreds of others
A tortle barbarian multiclass wizard that breathes fire and hates plumbers, especially ones with the last name Mario. He also likes peaches and princesses, not necessarily in that order.
Although the campaign never got off the ground, I once made a hippy druid. The plan was for him to stand in the back, avoid all combat (because he doesn't believe in violence) and just say things like "c'mon man, that's not cool" and "Hey...let's all just chill out and breathe..."
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"...at worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
-- A low Dex Ranger who's constantly tripping over roots, or a low Dex Rouge who's constantly dropping things.
-- A low Dex Rouge without proficiency in sleight of hand who does close up magic...poorly.
-- A Rouge with Tourette's syndrome: the more he tries to be quiet, the stronger the urge becomes to yell something random like "MAGIC TOAD WARTS!!".
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"...at worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
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-a talking Donkey who is in love with a dragon
-a peaceful Ogre who enjoys mudbaths
-a tabaxi rouge/fighter multiclass who wears boots
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Well, I feel like that character ideas can’t be “stupid”… just a little more silly than others. Anyways, here are some character ideas I’m going to through out there:
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A wizard opens a rift in the wall in front of you, walks through, and eyes you, eyes glowing a brilliant blue. “Where are the beans?” He says menacingly, gritting his teeth in frustration. Suddenly squirrels pour out of the rift and swarm over you.
Hi. I really like squirrels, reading, and D&D (obviously). Uh, yeah. I also GM 👍.
A druid with a fear of Animals.
A Water Genasi who can't swim.
An Artificer who can't get their explosive potions to not explode when not intended.
Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
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A goliath monk who's a pro wrestler.
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A Sorceror who doesn't realise he's a Sorceror.. instead thinking his trash inventions all have magical qualities he can harness as required.
I had this idea based on DovDragon2011’s idea:
a high charisma, low wisdom barbarian who wants to talk it out but gets really mad if people don’t cooperate. Think if your therapist had anger issues.
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A half-elf with a potbelly, combover, pervert mustache, that speaks like a gangster and refers to himself in 3rd person.
I have a clean-shaven dwarf "paladin" (celestial warlock) who was once told that if he shaved his beard, it would grow back thicker - he's been trying it every morning for 40 years, and it still hasn't worked. When asked who his god is, he says "You know when you've been workin' with someone for so long, it seems rude to ask? It's like that.". He wields the "hammer of invisibility", where the hammer head is invisible (it's a quarter staff). He refers to every one of his spells as "Smite". And he has an intelligence score of 6.
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Spoti, a black and green feathered Parrot (Reflavored Kenku) that plays music and sings using the copy ability. Just add a class and play. (Also recommend playing "Bird is the word" with them)
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A level 1 oathbreaker paladin that used to be level 20, but lost his power when he broke his oath.
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A Satyr Paladin who worships a trickster god, he used to be a jester but quit and his patron god is sending him "reminders" of his old job. The Satyr has no control over these reminders.
Examples of these reminders are he feels something in his hat and pulls a rabbit out
He sniffs a flower and it suddenly sprays out water
He sneezes and pulls out his tissue and finds it tied to hundreds of others
Coughs up random playing cards
A tortle barbarian multiclass wizard that breathes fire and hates plumbers, especially ones with the last name Mario. He also likes peaches and princesses, not necessarily in that order.
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Although the campaign never got off the ground, I once made a hippy druid. The plan was for him to stand in the back, avoid all combat (because he doesn't believe in violence) and just say things like "c'mon man, that's not cool" and "Hey...let's all just chill out and breathe..."
"...at worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
- A Librarian Barbarian, who was raised in one of the Great Libraries. Do not mangle the spine of a book within his eyeshot.
- A Divination Wizard who missed that his (now-ex) wife was having an affair.
-- A low Dex Ranger who's constantly tripping over roots, or a low Dex Rouge who's constantly dropping things.
-- A low Dex Rouge without proficiency in sleight of hand who does close up magic...poorly.
-- A Rouge with Tourette's syndrome: the more he tries to be quiet, the stronger the urge becomes to yell something random like "MAGIC TOAD WARTS!!".
"...at worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."