"What do you mean I can't move the immovable rod?!?!"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
"Did your mom give birth on a minefield?"
"Meet me in the underworld so we can have a fair fight!".
“The past never changes—and from what I can see, neither does the future.”
"Oh, look, Boney McBonerson's back. Let's kill him again and get on with it."
"Hey, DM, does cheese count as organic matter?"
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Can you solve my existential crisis?
EXCEPT THAT!
"What do you mean I can't move the immovable rod?!?!"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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"Can I eat a torch?"
"That's seven damage, so I kill myself."
"Can I have like a five-second existential crisis?"
"I heard you like to ransack cities, that sounds like fun!"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just hungover."
See you in the afterlife!
“Is this fish a drug addict?”
"Using the power of your grippy socks, you successfully swing and throw the horse into the pit."
“EAT the goblin NOW or it will SPOIL!”
I might be a mammoth
"Hold the patient. It is time to perform surgery."
“Give me the cheese and no one gets hurt”
Dnd nerd here
"you cant do that with a dragon"-one of my players
"why not"-another one of my players
i dont think context is needed
bring back party wizzard!
click here to sign petition!!!