The orc looks surprised as Elfa lands a kiss on his face, followed by a blast of eldritch energy which knocks him back. Her follow-up shot finishes him off and he falls dead.
(Don’t forget you can cast a second Eldritch Blast as a bonus action now; I rolled it offline for you this time)
One of the orcs inside the room rushes forward to take his colleague’s turn and attacks Elfa with his greataxe
Attack on Elfa: Attack: 18 Damage: 13
The last orc on the east side of the building sees his friend felled by Stonelynn and runs towards where he saw the attack come from. Stumbling into the elf, he swings at her with his axe
Attack on Stonelynn Attack: 18 Damage: 9
Cackie is surprised to see an orc appear from the back door of the farmhouse, about 10ft behind him, but it doesn’t see the invisible monk and to be sniffing the air for danger.
Another orc appears in the doorway behind the first.
Lei-Tana arrives at the north east corner of the farmhouse and fires a trio of magical missiles, striking three different orcs (the two close to Cackie and the one attacking Stonelynn)
Cackiesurprises the orc and cracks him in the small of his back. The orc recovers quickly though and manages to dodge the follow-up strike that would surely have put him down.
ThunderFistsnores gently as the amulet's magic keeps him stabilised.
Stonelynn staggers slightly at the force of the blow from the Orc's axe and casts Shield on herself as a reaction. An invisible barrier of magical force shimmers around her and her armour appears slightly stronger.
She takes a deep breath and narrows her eyes at the Orc. She casts booming blade on her shortsword and lunges at him with deadly intent.
Cackie raised both hands to the sky and gave Stonelynn and Lei-Tana a socially distanced air high 5. It was a gesture he had learned at the Pishead Monastery, often used when a particularly good ale had been brewed. He figured he would have to explain later, as they both just looked at him, expressionless.
"We have a decision to make. There are orcs at the back entrance we could make light work of between us, that would allow us to flank the remaining orcs at the main entrance. We could be needed immediately at the main entrance, however that is much further away. What say you two?"
Elfa’s two eldritch blasts fly straight up into the ceiling of the farmhouse, sending showers of splinters over the heads of everyone in the room. The orc that she targeted grins with an evil leer, yellow teeth bared with glee.
“We’re just learning about agriculture, going to plant us some elfs and see what grows”
(Remember to roll for your healing potion to see how many HP you gain)
The orc swings at Elfa again...
Attack on Elfa: Attack: 15 Damage: 12
Out the back of the farmhouse, one orc charges Lei-Tana and points out Cackie’s position to his mate. The second orc charges the monk and both attack in unison.
Lei-Tana casts her shield spell against the orcs attack, and then uses a card from her deck of illusions to hopefully distract the orc from further attacks!
Lei-Tana draws a card from her deck - the ace of diamonds - and throws it to the ground. There is a bright flash of light and suddenly a large, terrifying creature appears hovering above the ground.
Looking like an eight-foot-diameter eyeball with teeth and numerous smaller eyestalks, it is a Beholder, one of the most feared monsters of legend. Both the orcs fighting on this side of the building look absolutely horrified - one vomits and the other soils himself noisily. They look ready to turn and run away as fast as possible!
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Cackie collects a fist full of orc poo and smears it on his knuckles. He then launches a one-two smelly jab combo straight to the nose of the offending orc.
Shuddering at the sight of the Beholder herself, Stonelynn crawls through the grass to the corner and pops up with her trusty shortbow at the ready and fires at the Orc who has shat himself.
(I rolled an extra d20 for Elfa’s Inspiration and it improved the first attack enough to hit)
(Also rolled for her healing potion – Elfa gains 7hp)
Elfa’s blasts each hit one of the orcs, both are injured and yell out in pain but are still standing.
Outside, the two frightened orcs run for the hills, screaming and parping as they try to get as far from the terrifying beholder as possible.
Inside the farm house, the orc that cannot reach Elfa heads outside to see what the commotion is. He lets out a startled yelp, screams something to his mate in orcish and leaves the building in a hurry, heading north.
The orc in combat with Elfa pops his eyes wide open at the words of his startled friend, turns and runs (using his action to Disengage so that she cannot get an opportunity attack on him). He manages to leave the living room but gets no further.
Stonelynn loots the Orc corpses nearby and heads towards the back of the farmhouse. She ducks behind the well to get into firing position in case the Orc leaves by the backdoor.
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Attack: 23 Damage: 11
Elfa kisses the Orc quickly and shouts "SURPRISE ATTACK" then fires here Eldritch Blast in his face
Elfa then crouches into position to avoid a retaliation from the horrible looking Orc
Lei-Tana casts magic missiles at 3 of the orcs now that she's finally reached the battle! (sorry!)
Magic missiles:
Attack: 3 Damage: 4
Initiative: Lei-Tana (concentrating) 20, Cackie (invisible) 13, ThunderFist 12, Stonelynn 10, Elfa 8, Orcs 5
The orc looks surprised as Elfa lands a kiss on his face, followed by a blast of eldritch energy which knocks him back. Her follow-up shot finishes him off and he falls dead.
(Don’t forget you can cast a second Eldritch Blast as a bonus action now; I rolled it offline for you this time)
One of the orcs inside the room rushes forward to take his colleague’s turn and attacks Elfa with his greataxe
Attack on Elfa: Attack: 18 Damage: 13
The last orc on the east side of the building sees his friend felled by Stonelynn and runs towards where he saw the attack come from. Stumbling into the elf, he swings at her with his axe
Attack on Stonelynn Attack: 18 Damage: 9
Cackie is surprised to see an orc appear from the back door of the farmhouse, about 10ft behind him, but it doesn’t see the invisible monk and to be sniffing the air for danger.
Another orc appears in the doorway behind the first.
Lei-Tana arrives at the north east corner of the farmhouse and fires a trio of magical missiles, striking three different orcs (the two close to Cackie and the one attacking Stonelynn)
(Cackie’s turn)
Cackie makes ghost sounds as he sprints towards the Orc attacking Stonelynn. He attempts a flying dropkick to the back of the orc in a surprise attack
He quickly returns to his feet, jumps in the air, tucks his legs and cannonballs down onto the orc.
Attack: 24 Damage: 6
Bonus action Attack: 10 Damage: 6
Initiative: Lei-Tana (concentrating) 20, Cackie (invisible) 13, ThunderFist 12, Stonelynn 10, Elfa 8, Orcs 5
Cackie surprises the orc and cracks him in the small of his back. The orc recovers quickly though and manages to dodge the follow-up strike that would surely have put him down.
ThunderFist snores gently as the amulet's magic keeps him stabilised.
(Stonelynn's turn)
(Cackie is no longer invisible, so Lei-Tana is no longer concentrating on the spell)
Stonelynn staggers slightly at the force of the blow from the Orc's axe and casts Shield on herself as a reaction. An invisible barrier of magical force shimmers around her and her armour appears slightly stronger.
She takes a deep breath and narrows her eyes at the Orc. She casts booming blade on her shortsword and lunges at him with deadly intent.
Attack: 20+5 = 25. Damage: 5+3+3 = 11
Initiative: Lei-Tana (concentrating) 20, Cackie (invisible) 13, ThunderFist 12, Stonelynn 10, Elfa 8, Orcs 5
Stonelynn's shield spell deflects the orc's vicious attack before her counterstrike runs him through and puts him down.
Diplomat catches up to Elfa and sits outside the farmhouse, growling encouragement to his friend and waiting for a chance to enter the fight.
(Elfa's turn)
Cackie raised both hands to the sky and gave Stonelynn and Lei-Tana a socially distanced air high 5. It was a gesture he had learned at the Pishead Monastery, often used when a particularly good ale had been brewed. He figured he would have to explain later, as they both just looked at him, expressionless.
"We have a decision to make. There are orcs at the back entrance we could make light work of between us, that would allow us to flank the remaining orcs at the main entrance. We could be needed immediately at the main entrance, however that is much further away. What say you two?"
Elfa looks taken aback by the Orc that hits her. "hey that wasn't nice, why aren't any of your kind nice"
Elfa get's even more annoyed because her outfit had torn, and she'd spent a long time putting it together with her High Elf friends.
She turns to the Orc and with a fierce expression Eldritch Blasts the Orc that attacked her
Attack: 6 Damage: 12
Then she Eldritch Blasts again Attack: 6 Damage: 11
After this Elfa then knocks back one of her healing potions
Initiative: Lei-Tana 20, Cackie 13, ThunderFist 12, Stonelynn 10, Elfa 8, Orcs 5
Elfa’s two eldritch blasts fly straight up into the ceiling of the farmhouse, sending showers of splinters over the heads of everyone in the room. The orc that she targeted grins with an evil leer, yellow teeth bared with glee.
“We’re just learning about agriculture, going to plant us some elfs and see what grows”
(Remember to roll for your healing potion to see how many HP you gain)
The orc swings at Elfa again...
Attack on Elfa: Attack: 15 Damage: 12
Out the back of the farmhouse, one orc charges Lei-Tana and points out Cackie’s position to his mate. The second orc charges the monk and both attack in unison.
Attack on Lei-Tana: Attack: 9 Damage: 10
Attack on Cackie: Attack: 17 Damage: 5
(Lei-Tana’s turn)
Lei-Tana casts her shield spell against the orcs attack, and then uses a card from her deck of illusions to hopefully distract the orc from further attacks!
Lei-Tana draws a card from her deck - the ace of diamonds - and throws it to the ground. There is a bright flash of light and suddenly a large, terrifying creature appears hovering above the ground.
Looking like an eight-foot-diameter eyeball with teeth and numerous smaller eyestalks, it is a Beholder, one of the most feared monsters of legend. Both the orcs fighting on this side of the building look absolutely horrified - one vomits and the other soils himself noisily. They look ready to turn and run away as fast as possible!
(Cackie's turn)
Cackie collects a fist full of orc poo and smears it on his knuckles. He then launches a one-two smelly jab combo straight to the nose of the offending orc.
"No! Bad Orc!"
Attack: 22 Damage: 4
Bonus attack - Attack: 23 Damage: 5
Initiative: Lei-Tana 20, Cackie 13, ThunderFist 12, Stonelynn 10, Elfa 8, Orcs 5
Cackie waves his stinky poo hands at one of the frightened orcs, but the new weight puts him off and both attacks swing wide.
ThunderFist continues to slumber inside the farmhouse, needing only a single healing point to wake up!
(Stonelynn's turn. There are two scared orcs outside and two fighty orcs inside)
Shuddering at the sight of the Beholder herself, Stonelynn crawls through the grass to the corner and pops up with her trusty shortbow at the ready and fires at the Orc who has shat himself.
Attack 7+5 12 Damage 4+4 8
Initiative: Lei-Tana 20, Cackie 13, ThunderFist 12, Stonelynn 10, Elfa 8, Orcs 5
Stonelynn's arrow flies wide of the smelly orc as she fights the urge to gag at his 'new arrival'.
(Elfa's turn)
Elfa turns to both the Orcs and Conjurs up some inspiration and eldritch blasts the hell out of it.
Eldritch blast 1- Attack: 24 Damage: 6
Eldritch blast 2- Attack: 10 Damage: 10
Initiative: Lei-Tana 20, Cackie 13, ThunderFist 12, Stonelynn 10, Elfa 8, Orcs 5
(I rolled an extra d20 for Elfa’s Inspiration and it improved the first attack enough to hit)
(Also rolled for her healing potion – Elfa gains 7hp)
Elfa’s blasts each hit one of the orcs, both are injured and yell out in pain but are still standing.
Outside, the two frightened orcs run for the hills, screaming and parping as they try to get as far from the terrifying beholder as possible.
Inside the farm house, the orc that cannot reach Elfa heads outside to see what the commotion is. He lets out a startled yelp, screams something to his mate in orcish and leaves the building in a hurry, heading north.
The orc in combat with Elfa pops his eyes wide open at the words of his startled friend, turns and runs (using his action to Disengage so that she cannot get an opportunity attack on him). He manages to leave the living room but gets no further.
(Lei-Tana’s turn)
Stonelynn loots the Orc corpses nearby and heads towards the back of the farmhouse. She ducks behind the well to get into firing position in case the Orc leaves by the backdoor.