Slither will get some goat action on himself and anyone who needs it 6
He'll use his mobility to duck into and out of melee (no AOO) with one nearby yuanti and hit it with booming blade 19 for 15 now plus 7 if it moves voluntarily.
OOC > Bree is down to 8 hp. The only one who can hit her, apparently, is Clayton. ;)
Also, apparently I lied, she still has one 2nd level slot left. But no plans now. Really. Here’s hoping Yuan-ti4 doesn’t kill her so she can get one, last, shot.
Crispy, I assume Ras Nsi is well beyond 120’ range?
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Yasei is acting like a broken record. Giggling out loud, she's pin cushioned AGAIN, and lets out a squeeeee of excitement as she falls over <dead> for the third (and dare I say "final"?!) time. -4 HP...again. That's gonna leave a mark.
First death saving throw: 5
.....aaaaaand, that's a big fat f-ing failure. Success = 0/3, Fail = 1/3.
I was waiting for Maldrek and Yuan-ti4, so we could start the next round. This current round is the one where I failed my Stealth check epically, shot the Fireball, and incurred a mysterious Wild Surge. Should I make my move for the next round?
I suppose I could of, but I didn't want to give everyone the blatant impression i'm trying to murder you all. Still plenty of time for all the cool moves.
OOC: Funny, I was under the impression (for the third time, apparently!) that we’re trying to be murdered. 🤪 I’m just waiting for us all to get pin cushioned, bled out, and then our snake gods come out of our bodies and KAPOW, destroy all the yuan-ti and their bossman, then turn around and resurrect us, give us a slap on the wrist for performing so poorly, and then sending us on our merry way.... Only, am I just imagining that? LOL
OOC > Well, is Bree just delaying the inevitable? Makes my 7 hours absences more annoying, sorry.
Bree 8/29 hp
Sorry, Strawberry. You're a right ass, but you deserved a better champion. Bree looks up, locks eyes with Mal, and races across the battlefield to him, familiar regality-warping warbles surrounding her, shooting a chaos bolt at Yuan-ti4 on the way.
Chaos Bolt attack, churning the Tides of Chaos again (resets after every Wild Surge) on Yuan-ti4(5)9: 24 to hit, Unable to parse dice roll. of damage...
...wow, fire damage. I believe she incinerates Yuan-ti4 and reunites with her brother, turning back to back to snarl at the remaining Yuan-ti.
If the DM so chooses, because Tides of Chaos was invoked, and Chaos Bolt is 1st level or higher, a Wild Surge can occur now.
OOC > This is a nice way to go out. Very Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Bree, your wild surge causes you to explode in a fiery ignition of flame - like a small star exploding, centered around you. Like a phoenix erupting, everyone "around you" takes 30 points of damage friend or foe, including you. You can make a spell save for half damage. Yuan-ti12 incinerates as a blast wave is created and charring your immediate area.
If you survive this, every nerve ending is on fire, and it's the most painful thing you've ever felt, and all you can do from now on is scream in pain. You can literally feel yourself melting away.
Clayton swings his blade toward Yuan-ti4, Attack: 28 Damage: 19 magic slashing damage, Attack: 18 Damage: 16 magic slashing damage, and Attack: 26 Damage: 15 magic slashing damage. Ain’t today just wonderful.
DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms - The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon - Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland - Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF! - Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
Oh dear. Was that...two nat 1s?
Shariel21DEAD, Yasei21DIEALREADY, Bree17, Yuan-ti15(16)66, Yuan-ti3(16)65, Slither15, Clayton13, Yuan-ti1(13)72, Yuan-ti14(13)67, Yuan-ti13(12)71, Yuan-ti12(12)43, Yuan-ti2(10)69, Yuan-ti10(10)70, Maldrek8, Yuan-ti4(5)21
Your first attacks nat 1
77
As you twist to make your attack, you "snag" a piece of your armor on something, "breaking" it. -2 AC until it's fixed.
Your third attacks nat 1
91
You hit Bree instead. She takes 11 damage. Whoopsiedoodle!
Yuan-ti1 attempt to finish off Maldrek:
Attack: 20 Damage: 8
Attack: 9 Damage: 7
Yuan-ti14 retaliates against Clayton:
Attack: 17 Damage: 4
Attack: 18 Damage: 8
Yuan-ti13 shoots at Slither:
Attack: 20 Damage: 8
Attack: 24 Damage: 10
I want to see where we stand at this moment. To see who's still alive. Wow, those are crappy rolls. Nevermind, i'm still going.
Yuan-ti12 fires at Maldrek:
Attack: 6 Damage: 7
Attack: 12 Damage: 6
Yuan-ti2 fires at Clayton: HITTING ANOTHER YUAN-TI INSTEAD. Wow, nice nat 1s. That's what *I* get.
Attack: 5 Damage: 7
Attack: 12 Damage: 6
Yuan-ti10 attempts to poke holes in Slither:
Attack: 11 Damage: 8
Attack: 24 Damage: 17
OOC: I like to think that Clayton hit an invisible Bree on the follow through haha
DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms - The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon - Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland - Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF! - Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
Shariel21DEAD, Yasei21DIEALREADY, Bree17, Yuan-ti15(16)66, Yuan-ti3(16)65, Slither15, Clayton13, Yuan-ti1(13)72, Yuan-ti14(13)67, Yuan-ti13(12)71, Yuan-ti12(12)43, Yuan-ti2(10)69, Yuan-ti10(10)70, Maldrek8, Yuan-ti4(5)9
Ok, who's alive?
I believe it's Slither's turn, then Maldrek. Assuming they're alive. Then it's back to Bree.
Ooc: sorry if I'm holding you up
Slither will get some goat action on himself and anyone who needs it 6
He'll use his mobility to duck into and out of melee (no AOO) with one nearby yuanti and hit it with booming blade 19 for 15 now plus 7 if it moves voluntarily.
OOC > Bree is down to 8 hp. The only one who can hit her, apparently, is Clayton. ;)
Also, apparently I lied, she still has one 2nd level slot left. But no plans now. Really. Here’s hoping Yuan-ti4 doesn’t kill her so she can get one, last, shot.
Crispy, I assume Ras Nsi is well beyond 120’ range?
ey/em/eirs, or they/them works, too (just not he).
Role-playing since that keep on those borderlands. I love it so.
Mal's fine he's skipping and jumping all around the place,dodging arrows like a boss.
Yasei is acting like a broken record. Giggling out loud, she's pin cushioned AGAIN, and lets out a squeeeee of excitement as she falls over <dead> for the third (and dare I say "final"?!) time. -4 HP...again. That's gonna leave a mark.
First death saving throw: 5
.....aaaaaand, that's a big fat f-ing failure. Success = 0/3, Fail = 1/3.
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Nsi will not enter combat and is way out of range.
Shariel21DEAD, Yasei21DEAD, Bree17, Yuan-ti15(16)66, Yuan-ti3(16)65, Slither15, Clayton13, Yuan-ti1(13)72, Yuan-ti14(13)67, Yuan-ti13(12)71, Yuan-ti12(12)43, Yuan-ti2(10)69, Yuan-ti10(10)70, Maldrek8, Yuan-ti4(5)9
Maldrek and Bree. Lets go go go!
I dont think you two went.
I was waiting for Maldrek and Yuan-ti4, so we could start the next round. This current round is the one where I failed my Stealth check epically, shot the Fireball, and incurred a mysterious Wild Surge. Should I make my move for the next round?
ey/em/eirs, or they/them works, too (just not he).
Role-playing since that keep on those borderlands. I love it so.
Yeah, go for it. Shy seems to be a bit sparse lately and I wanna move this along. =)
Yuan-ti4 opens fire on Slither:
Attack: 22 Damage: 3
Attack: 16 Damage: 8
OOC: I’m just surprised Crispy hasn’t pulled a Martha. Grapple, Knock Prone, Lots of Advantage Hits
DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms - The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon - Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland - Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF! - Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
I suppose I could of, but I didn't want to give everyone the blatant impression i'm trying to murder you all. Still plenty of time for all the cool moves.
OOC: Funny, I was under the impression (for the third time, apparently!) that we’re trying to be murdered. 🤪 I’m just waiting for us all to get pin cushioned, bled out, and then our snake gods come out of our bodies and KAPOW, destroy all the yuan-ti and their bossman, then turn around and resurrect us, give us a slap on the wrist for performing so poorly, and then sending us on our merry way.... Only, am I just imagining that? LOL
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Shut up, fool LOL
OOC > Well, is Bree just delaying the inevitable? Makes my 7 hours absences more annoying, sorry.
Bree
8/29 hp
Sorry, Strawberry. You're a right ass, but you deserved a better champion. Bree looks up, locks eyes with Mal, and races across the battlefield to him, familiar regality-warping warbles surrounding her, shooting a chaos bolt at Yuan-ti4 on the way.
Chaos Bolt attack, churning the Tides of Chaos again (resets after every Wild Surge) on Yuan-ti4(5)9: 24 to hit, Unable to parse dice roll. of damage...
...wow, fire damage. I believe she incinerates Yuan-ti4 and reunites with her brother, turning back to back to snarl at the remaining Yuan-ti.
If the DM so chooses, because Tides of Chaos was invoked, and Chaos Bolt is 1st level or higher, a Wild Surge can occur now.
OOC > This is a nice way to go out. Very Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
ey/em/eirs, or they/them works, too (just not he).
Role-playing since that keep on those borderlands. I love it so.
Shariel21DEAD, Yasei21DEAD, Bree17, Yuan-ti15(16)66, Yuan-ti3(16)65, Slither15, Clayton13, Yuan-ti1(13)72, Yuan-ti14(13)67, Yuan-ti13(12)71, Yuan-ti2(10)69, Yuan-ti10(10)70, Maldrek8.
Bree, your wild surge causes you to explode in a fiery ignition of flame - like a small star exploding, centered around you. Like a phoenix erupting, everyone "around you" takes 30 points of damage friend or foe, including you. You can make a spell save for half damage. Yuan-ti12 incinerates as a blast wave is created and charring your immediate area.
If you survive this, every nerve ending is on fire, and it's the most painful thing you've ever felt, and all you can do from now on is scream in pain. You can literally feel yourself melting away.