(Let me try, lol)

Initiative 13

Swigg will dash and Le Poof! 24

Xeno activates the antigoblin protocol on his shield and shimmies his way on to go hunting! "There ya--whoa! You run fast!"

Ba: Cast Sanctuary on self.
Ma: Move to C6.
Ac: Search vs Swigg Stealth(17): 4.

Swigg smiles with sharp teeth. His golden tooth flashes. He pulls out his shortbow, moves to O1, fires at Kenny, moves to M1, and then Le Poofs! 27

*Thwack!*  22 Damage: 6

Xeno watches the arrow go by. But by the time he looks back, the goblin's gone. "So that's your game. Not even going to do the courtesy of using magic at least, eh? Unfortunate for me, hahah! But I guess I can give it the 'ol scholars try for a bit." Xeno moves into a new position while calling out to Kenny to do the same. From there he holds out Trusty Woody the Staff in preparation to attack.

Ma: Move to H4.
Ac: Ready to Cast Go Go Gadget Grappling Shot.
Ba: Command Kenny to move to top of wall at H5.

 Swigg appears at O2 guitar in hand and lays down a riff that casts Lightning Bolt 33 in the direction of Xeno. Then he will move to P3 and Le Poof! 20

 Xeno Dex Save[DC 14] vs Swigg: 15.
Ra: Cast Absorb Elements using 1st level slot.

Xeno leaps to one side and position his shield between himself and the lightning bolt, clicking some button behind it make it leak some weird resin. "Oi, you confounded green lad! I'm not some frog you to fry! Get back here." Xeno ran as close as he could to where he last saw Swigg, ready another spell. He also had Kenny fire blindly fire past the hedge the goblin last disappeared behind.

Ma: Over to N2.
Ac: Ready to Cast Bring Da Noise. Wisdom 14.
Ba: Command Kenny to fire at P3.
Attack: 9 Damage: 8 Force. (If not there still, assume its a wasted shot.)

(I dont think you can use absorb elements if you already readied a spell. Readying a spell takes your reaction even if the condition doesnt go off.)

Swigg somehow dodges the pointblank shot from Kenny, cartwheeling to O4. (Wis Save 16) 

The bass drops and he knows it could rupture his ears but it sounds really good. Swigg nods in approval. Then in perfect rhythm with Xeno's beat Swigg begins to add a few layers of notes that rise higher and higher creating a rather hot track between the two of them. 

Swigg casts Heat Metal  27 on Xeno's breastplate, picks up his shortbow at N4, and runs through the hedge at O6. Le Poof! 26

(Readying a spell takes an action.  Releasing a spell takes a reaction, as far as I know.)

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(Readying a spell takes an action.  Releasing a spell takes a reaction, as far as I know.)

 That right there. It just if you ready a spell that requires a spellslot, you have to drop concentration on that spell to use another reaction, losing that original spell/slot.

Secondly, I'm not wearing any visible metal at the moment, so you have no target for Heat Metal. Which is why my AC is 20[Mage Armor + Dex(2) + Enhanced Defense Infusion on Shield + Simic Hybrid Carapace + Cloak of Protection] instead of the usual 22.

(Fair, make sense with the readying spell. I also didnt notice your breast plate was unequipped.)

Mind if I just shoot another bolt of lightning at you then? 

Lightning Bolt 29  Dex save 14

(He's using mage armor.)

 Xeno Dex Save[DC 14] vs Swigg: 14.

That's fine.

Small addendum for me too. I kept teleporting Kenny around by accident when moving him. Because with only 15ft, it can't move all that far so quickly.

It should be at the top of the wall at E2.

Xeno just narrowly avoids most of the second lightning bolt. But with that zap, the thin veil of false life finally pops. He races after and does some weaving around to see behind the hedge. From there, Swigg would either have to resist a bad joke about cocunuts and limes, or a now concerned Xeno would take his chances air bursting a spell and magnifying gravity within it.

Ma: Move to P7.
Ac: Cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter if Swigg hiding behind hedge at O6. Wis 14 or become prone and incapacitated.
or
Ac: Cast Magnify Gravity if not able to see Swigg behind hedge at O6. Choosing a point just above northern hedges and affecting [O/P, 10/9]. Con 14. Save for 1/2 damage of 9 Force and avoid moving at 1/2 speed for a turn.
Ba: Command Kenny to move to H2.

Swigg appears at M10 and fires another Lightning Bolt  25 (DC 14 Dex save) at Xeno then he will move to M11 and Le Poof! 27

 Xeno Dex Save[DC 14] vs Swigg: 16.
Ra: Cast Absorb Elements.

Xeno absorbs another bolt, but the damage was beginning to stack up. Realizing he couldn't keep playing to Swigg's tempo, the markings on his carapace glowed blue and granted a weightlessness that would propel him across the battle. He barks out an order for Kenny to take cover as well.

Ac: Activate Adjust Density on self, increasing speed by 10ft.
Ma: Move to M1.
Ba: Command Kenny to move behind the wall to H1.

From H11 Xeno will hear Swigg cast Dissonant Whispers 15 (Wis Save DC 14)

Then he will Le Poof! 27

 Xeno Dex Save[DC 14] vs Wis: 5.
Concentration Save[DC 10]: 15
Ra: Move to P1, I guess?

Xeno scrabbles one way to the noise, but is soon scrabbling another way while drinking a restorative tonic and command Kenny to blindfire past a hedge.

Ac: Cast Cure Wounds on self and restore 11 hp.
Ma: Move to H1.
Ba: Command Kenny to blindfire at H13, behind the hedge.
Attack: 8 Damage: 2 Force.
If not at H13, ignore roll.

When that last shot misses one way or another, Xeno has an epiphany that leaves him cackling and climbing up the nearby wall. "Hey! Green Lad! I'm outta juice, or just about at this point. So, uh, let's call it your win, eh? Hahah. Don't have anything for goblin ingenuity in the end. At least without a means to throw a wrench in."

He's being legit. Can't fight rogue or rogue lite without big AoEs or something to lure them out. Neither of which I have. Hah!

Sorry he can't put up more of a fight.

"Well, as a gentleman I will accept your concession. As as goblin I must go WHOO HOO! Take that!" 

Xeno hears the shuffling of tiny feet and grunting but after some time. 

"Ok, ok. Xeno, I can no longer say we have beef between us. I am satisfied. I must admit your victory was just as sound and I was being a sore loser. I really wanted to see how I matched up against The Champ once I got mah boots. At this moment I see no reason why we cant be friends and a formidable team if we have the choice. What say you?"

Grianne returns to common meeting area, where the combatants gather. She has mulled over the results of the last fight and its interruption and has finnaly desired to know what her fellow fighters think. Problem is, she has no idea how to engage with them. So, Swigg, or Xeno or...what was the others name?...she must do better to learn names in the future. They might see a small black cats awkwardly stalking them.

Nara is on her way to the ravaged library, a full, uncleaned deer slung over her shoulders, when she feels unfamiliar eyes digging into the back of her head:

Perception: 11

she does a real bad job and shrugs. Nara continues on her way to Swigg's abode.