(That was to make you unconscious.  Og can control his warhammer masterfully.)

Og will drag Maginio's unconscious body back into the Glory.

"Here's our troublemaker!"

(Sniped)

Og will tactfully move around Adaire.

Once he has Maginio, he will hoist him onto his shoulders, walk out of the Glory, and find the nearest icy cold river to dump him in.

The last thing Maginio sees before blacking out is Marmaduke giving him a flat. Meanwhile, Lion-o comes running back inside, finally recognizing the cackle to be Maginio's voice. Just as it looks like he's about to bite into a leg and start drag the unconscious wizard over, Marmaduke calls, "Alright Lion-o. Zhat's enough. Go make sure crazy goliath not have friends outs--vhat I'm think'n. Just watch the grey one, and make sure he doesn't disturb me again if he starts." She commands before going back to scribing. 

A small goliath walks out behind Og. Og, you see in front of you a puddle about 4 feet wide and 5 feet deep.

Og will perform a fantasy slum dunk into the puddle.  Trying not to smash too too many bones.

Adaire holds up a hand for Og to stop, but he seems determined, so she steps aside and let's him go (I guess =P )

You hear a sharp crack as you smash Maginio's skull into the ground, two can play at minor illusion.

(The Illusion was made of multiple Illusions, making the image of Dinka running around casting spells, like intimidation. Used predistigination and a combination of other spells for cackling. Snake was real. so was the acid. Cast spells from across the street, in an alley 30ft from the tavern.)

(Also, cackling was Denka's, not Og's. No one made an Investigation check)

(Other edit: Animation, not Intimidation. OOps.)

(Minor Illusion can not move. And when cast a second time ends the effect of the first.) 

(Yes. Like animation. You draw enough pictures and it looks like its moving, but its not. Used Images, so made Dinka, over and over to make it look like it was moving, but it wasn't.)

(And for all you characters should know without Metagaming, Og just knocked out an innocent man. No proof to say he did it. What so ever. Snake no longer exists.)

(Except in this case you can only move at 1 frame per 6 seconds which either means Dinka is lagging or that she is moving extreeemely slowly)

(No, that was retconned.  Of grabbed you through the illusion and dunked you in a puddle.)

(Welp, That was bound to happen at some point.  *Og)

(But, it had no reason to be? Everything that happened should have happened. Yes, Dinka moved VERY slowly, but no one made an investigation, so it works out.)

(Try not to post on top of each other in the future. Be patient and see what other people will do.

Anyway, Maginio can cast Disguise Self and you even commented on it out of character.

If you walk into a room full of higher level characters than you, don't expect to cast a spell on them or their property, and then escape without a better plan.)

(No it doesn't.  1 static image every 6 seconds won't fool anyone into thinking there's actually a person doing all that stuff even without an investigation check.  One could actually question if making illusions of people even works that way, since the spell says "You create a sound or an image of an object ".  Are people "objects"?  And how exactly does the 5 foot cube work.  Is it total volume, or strictly nothing beyond 5 feet on any side, which doesn't work for making an illusion of anyone taller than 5 feet - though I don't know how tall Dinka is)

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The last thing Maginio sees before blacking out is Marmaduke giving him a flat. Meanwhile, Lion-o comes running back inside, finally recognizing the cackle to be Maginio's voice. Just as it looks like he's about to bite into a leg and start drag the unconscious wizard over, Marmaduke calls, "Alright Lion-o. Zhat's enough. Go make sure crazy goliath not have friends outs--vhat I'm think'n. Just watch the grey one, and make sure he doesn't disturb me again if he starts." She commands before going back to scribing. 

 (The moment Og dragged the "innocent man "outside to dunk him, Marmaduke stopped caring. But I'll retcon the lion's return in favor of I guess his attempt to track down the source of the cackling)

(Sidenote: Probably invest in Silent Image plus your familiar hidden somewhere in the building to help you aim the proverbial sleep spells and the like if you want to get closer to such tricks being a little more effective)

(You make an image of a lifelike statue of a creature, no more than 5 feet on a side, crouched and ready to pounce.)

(5 ft exact manaquin replica of Denka, Vander. And sleep has a range of 60 ft, so casting from 30ft away is no big deal. Plus, can summon familiar 30ft away from me, and had cast Dragons Breath earlier. Fun fact. I commented because I was acting. Didn’t want people making investigation checks. So, there.)

(No check is needed if their passive investigation beats your DC. And if you are trying to do something the spells can’t do no check should be needed. But mostly don’t argue with the DM)

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(You make an image of a lifelike statue of a creature, no more than 5 feet on a side, crouched and ready to pounce.)

 (True enough, but rather different from trying to animate someone doing all the stuff Dinka did :P

And would also beg the question of how "lifelike" can a statue be.  Minor Illusion might make them think the lifelike statue is there if they can't pass the investigation, but would it be lifelike enough that they believe it's actually alive? :P

Like, I could see using an illusion like this to trick someone into thinking there's a person crouched down hiding behind a barrel or something, but less so if they're supposed to be actually moving)