SO WE FIND THIS VRISTIL DUDE, WE GO FIND THAT EX-PLANETAR WHOTSHISNAME, AND I BLOW HIM UP. SIMPLE, RIGHT?
Nah, I blow up his brain. You just get to watch me be awesome.
I'M DOING THE BLOWING UP. YOU GET TO WATCH ME BE MIND-SHATTERINGLY AWESOM. ACTUALLY WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR THIS. YOU'LL ALL INSTANTLY DIE FROM THE AMOUNT OF POWER I'M GENERATING.
SO WE FIND THIS VRISTIL DUDE, WE GO FIND THAT EX-PLANETAR WHOTSHISNAME, AND I BLOW HIM UP. SIMPLE, RIGHT?
Nah, I blow up his brain. You just get to watch me be awesome.
I'M DOING THE BLOWING UP. YOU GET TO WATCH ME BE MIND-SHATTERINGLY AWESOM. ACTUALLY WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR THIS. YOU'LL ALL INSTANTLY DIE FROM THE AMOUNT OF POWER I'M GENERATING.
Says the entity who can't even spell awesome right.
SO WE FIND THIS VRISTIL DUDE, WE GO FIND THAT EX-PLANETAR WHOTSHISNAME, AND I BLOW HIM UP. SIMPLE, RIGHT?
Nah, I blow up his brain. You just get to watch me be awesome.
I'M DOING THE BLOWING UP. YOU GET TO WATCH ME BE MIND-SHATTERINGLY AWESOM. ACTUALLY WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR THIS. YOU'LL ALL INSTANTLY DIE FROM THE AMOUNT OF POWER I'M GENERATING.
Says the entity who can't even spell awesome right.
SO WE FIND THIS VRISTIL DUDE, WE GO FIND THAT EX-PLANETAR WHOTSHISNAME, AND I BLOW HIM UP. SIMPLE, RIGHT?
Nah, I blow up his brain. You just get to watch me be awesome.
I'M DOING THE BLOWING UP. YOU GET TO WATCH ME BE MIND-SHATTERINGLY AWESOM. ACTUALLY WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR THIS. YOU'LL ALL INSTANTLY DIE FROM THE AMOUNT OF POWER I'M GENERATING.
Says the entity who can't even spell awesome right.
THAT'S THE IDIOT WHO I'M POSSESSING.
Possess the computer or phone. You read like a concussed sheep line dancing on a keyboard.
SO WE FIND THIS VRISTIL DUDE, WE GO FIND THAT EX-PLANETAR WHOTSHISNAME, AND I BLOW HIM UP. SIMPLE, RIGHT?
Nah, I blow up his brain. You just get to watch me be awesome.
I'M DOING THE BLOWING UP. YOU GET TO WATCH ME BE MIND-SHATTERINGLY AWESOM. ACTUALLY WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR THIS. YOU'LL ALL INSTANTLY DIE FROM THE AMOUNT OF POWER I'M GENERATING.
Says the entity who can't even spell awesome right.
THAT'S THE IDIOT WHO I'M POSSESSING.
Possess the computer or phone. You read like a concussed sheep line dancing on a keyboard.
Solanar comes over "Vristil? Big yugoloth, deals in knowledge, hard to find? Haven't seen him for a long time."
“Yeah. May or may not have hooked up with my mom. Still grossed me out. But yes.” Kane keeps going, eager to find the yugoloth.”
"You hooked up with your mom, Kane."
Kane sighs. “How many times do I have to explain, I kissed her, accidentally, because she looked like Astara?” Kane seems annoyed that all Eris seems to do is poke fun at him. “Let’s keep moving.”
"You accidentally kissed her? Like those two girls you couldn't get you eyes off of a couple weeks ago?"
“Eris, is your job to make my life a living heck? Okay, yes, the two girls distracted me. But I wasn’t thinking of them until you brought up up again. So thanks.”
"Yes, yes it is. You really are your mother's child, though."
At first, Kane thought she was complimenting him. “Well, thanks Eris. That means…” he then realizes what she meant. “Uggh! Don’t disrespect my mom like that! What she does is her own personal business, no matter how much I don’t agree with it or how much she is embarrassed by me.” Kane keeps walking, his temper flared.
Solanar comes over "Vristil? Big yugoloth, deals in knowledge, hard to find? Haven't seen him for a long time."
“Yeah. May or may not have hooked up with my mom. Still grossed me out. But yes.” Kane keeps going, eager to find the yugoloth.”
"You hooked up with your mom, Kane."
Kane sighs. “How many times do I have to explain, I kissed her, accidentally, because she looked like Astara?” Kane seems annoyed that all Eris seems to do is poke fun at him. “Let’s keep moving.”
"You accidentally kissed her? Like those two girls you couldn't get you eyes off of a couple weeks ago?"
“Eris, is your job to make my life a living heck? Okay, yes, the two girls distracted me. But I wasn’t thinking of them until you brought up up again. So thanks.”
"Yes, yes it is. You really are your mother's child, though."
At first, Kane thought she was complimenting him. “Well, thanks Eris. That means…” he then realizes what she meant. “Uggh! Don’t disrespect my mom like that! What she does is her own personal business, no matter how much I don’t agree with it or how much she is embarrassed by me.” Kane keeps walking, his temper flared.
"It's her literal business, except for that new guy and the one that butchered your fiance. She gets payed for it."
SO WE FIND THIS VRISTIL DUDE, WE GO FIND THAT EX-PLANETAR WHOTSHISNAME, AND I BLOW HIM UP. SIMPLE, RIGHT?
Nah, I blow up his brain. You just get to watch me be awesome.
I'M DOING THE BLOWING UP. YOU GET TO WATCH ME BE MIND-SHATTERINGLY AWESOM. ACTUALLY WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR THIS. YOU'LL ALL INSTANTLY DIE FROM THE AMOUNT OF POWER I'M GENERATING.
Says the entity who can't even spell awesome right.
THAT'S THE IDIOT WHO I'M POSSESSING.
Possess the computer or phone. You read like a concussed sheep line dancing on a keyboard.
Solanar comes over "Vristil? Big yugoloth, deals in knowledge, hard to find? Haven't seen him for a long time."
“Yeah. May or may not have hooked up with my mom. Still grossed me out. But yes.” Kane keeps going, eager to find the yugoloth.”
"You hooked up with your mom, Kane."
Kane sighs. “How many times do I have to explain, I kissed her, accidentally, because she looked like Astara?” Kane seems annoyed that all Eris seems to do is poke fun at him. “Let’s keep moving.”
"You accidentally kissed her? Like those two girls you couldn't get you eyes off of a couple weeks ago?"
“Eris, is your job to make my life a living heck? Okay, yes, the two girls distracted me. But I wasn’t thinking of them until you brought up up again. So thanks.”
"Yes, yes it is. You really are your mother's child, though."
At first, Kane thought she was complimenting him. “Well, thanks Eris. That means…” he then realizes what she meant. “Uggh! Don’t disrespect my mom like that! What she does is her own personal business, no matter how much I don’t agree with it or how much she is embarrassed by me.” Kane keeps walking, his temper flared.
"It's her literal business, except for that new guy and the one that butchered your fiance. She gets payed for it."
Kane stops walking and clenches his fist, his hair tinting slightly. He turns to Eris. “Listen, Eris, I have been tolerant to this point, but you are pushing it. You don’t say another word of my mother or Astara again. Or the fight won’t be with Calius, it will be you and me. And don’t care if you aren’t scared, just leave me alone.” Kane turns back and keeps walking.
Solanar comes over "Vristil? Big yugoloth, deals in knowledge, hard to find? Haven't seen him for a long time."
“Yeah. May or may not have hooked up with my mom. Still grossed me out. But yes.” Kane keeps going, eager to find the yugoloth.”
"You hooked up with your mom, Kane."
Kane sighs. “How many times do I have to explain, I kissed her, accidentally, because she looked like Astara?” Kane seems annoyed that all Eris seems to do is poke fun at him. “Let’s keep moving.”
"You accidentally kissed her? Like those two girls you couldn't get you eyes off of a couple weeks ago?"
“Eris, is your job to make my life a living heck? Okay, yes, the two girls distracted me. But I wasn’t thinking of them until you brought up up again. So thanks.”
"Yes, yes it is. You really are your mother's child, though."
At first, Kane thought she was complimenting him. “Well, thanks Eris. That means…” he then realizes what she meant. “Uggh! Don’t disrespect my mom like that! What she does is her own personal business, no matter how much I don’t agree with it or how much she is embarrassed by me.” Kane keeps walking, his temper flared.
"It's her literal business, except for that new guy and the one that butchered your fiance. She gets payed for it."
Kane stops walking and clenches his fist, his hair tinting slightly. He turns to Eris. “Listen, Eris, I have been tolerant to this point, but you are pushing it. You don’t say another word of my mother or Astara again. Or the fight won’t be with Calius, it will be you and me. And don’t care if you aren’t scared, just leave me alone.” Kane turns back and keeps walking.
Grey starts singing a marching song about some soldiers who went to war and returned heroes to attempt to ease the tension.
Solanar comes over "Vristil? Big yugoloth, deals in knowledge, hard to find? Haven't seen him for a long time."
“Yeah. May or may not have hooked up with my mom. Still grossed me out. But yes.” Kane keeps going, eager to find the yugoloth.”
"You hooked up with your mom, Kane."
Kane sighs. “How many times do I have to explain, I kissed her, accidentally, because she looked like Astara?” Kane seems annoyed that all Eris seems to do is poke fun at him. “Let’s keep moving.”
"You accidentally kissed her? Like those two girls you couldn't get you eyes off of a couple weeks ago?"
“Eris, is your job to make my life a living heck? Okay, yes, the two girls distracted me. But I wasn’t thinking of them until you brought up up again. So thanks.”
"Yes, yes it is. You really are your mother's child, though."
At first, Kane thought she was complimenting him. “Well, thanks Eris. That means…” he then realizes what she meant. “Uggh! Don’t disrespect my mom like that! What she does is her own personal business, no matter how much I don’t agree with it or how much she is embarrassed by me.” Kane keeps walking, his temper flared.
"It's her literal business, except for that new guy and the one that butchered your fiance. She gets payed for it."
Kane stops walking and clenches his fist, his hair tinting slightly. He turns to Eris. “Listen, Eris, I have been tolerant to this point, but you are pushing it. You don’t say another word of my mother or Astara again. Or the fight won’t be with Calius, it will be you and me. And don’t care if you aren’t scared, just leave me alone.” Kane turns back and keeps walking.
Grey starts singing a marching song about some soldiers who went to war and returned heroes to attempt to ease the tension.
Tear walks over to Grey. “Are they always like this? It’s going to make it.. difficult.”
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*Who on this mission visited Vristil the first time? Was it just Kane?*
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Nah, I blow up his brain. You just get to watch me be awesome.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*Are we ok with Exaos just locating Vristil?*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
I'M DOING THE BLOWING UP. YOU GET TO WATCH ME BE MIND-SHATTERINGLY AWESOM. ACTUALLY WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR THIS. YOU'LL ALL INSTANTLY DIE FROM THE AMOUNT OF POWER I'M GENERATING.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
*TTB is offline.*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Says the entity who can't even spell awesome right.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*Ugh. Oh I know. Maybe this can be a proving thing for Solanar and Exaos isn't allowed to interfere or something if TTB says no.*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
THAT'S THE IDIOT WHO I'M POSSESSING.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Possess the computer or phone. You read like a concussed sheep line dancing on a keyboard.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
TAT'S A THUGHT... AM I TIPING BTER NOW?
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
At first, Kane thought she was complimenting him. “Well, thanks Eris. That means…” he then realizes what she meant. “Uggh! Don’t disrespect my mom like that! What she does is her own personal business, no matter how much I don’t agree with it or how much she is embarrassed by me.” Kane keeps walking, his temper flared.
*GTG*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
"It's her literal business, except for that new guy and the one that butchered your fiance. She gets payed for it."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Nope.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*Bye!*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Kane stops walking and clenches his fist, his hair tinting slightly. He turns to Eris. “Listen, Eris, I have been tolerant to this point, but you are pushing it. You don’t say another word of my mother or Astara again. Or the fight won’t be with Calius, it will be you and me. And don’t care if you aren’t scared, just leave me alone.” Kane turns back and keeps walking.
Grey starts singing a marching song about some soldiers who went to war and returned heroes to attempt to ease the tension.
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Tear walks over to Grey. “Are they always like this? It’s going to make it.. difficult.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Stephany is standing behind them. You didn't notice them arrive. She laughs.
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Nope. You cannot.*
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*Who on this mission visited Vristil the first time? Was it just Kane?*
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.