City of Cresthall

"Hmm, prefer to talk out peacefully." Karra frowns slightly in thought. "Maybe can trade for rings, yes?" He offers. "Have things for trade, use my craft."

Just to be clear, says Hatt, trying to remember the details, Sir Connor and Lord Niyra are the two people we are to speak to, and that's because Opthalmic thinks they will be able to help with this... curse.  Because they know a lot about curses?  Or because he thinks they may be partly responsible for this particular curse?  I'm honestly not sure what to say to them when we find them.  How do you see this whole thing working out?

To Karra he says; Peacefully, most definitely.  Between us we might appeal to Niyra's better nature, or his desire for profit.  I think that we will find a way.

Crispy jerked and looked at Ashley with a playful smile. “Did you just call me ‘bear’, baby? Like, a polar bear? A grizzly bear? Or a solar bear..?”

Ashley balks at Crispys inquisition.  Embarrassed, She starts to stammer. Well, I uh... because your all, you know, soft and fluffy and cute...on the um, outside and all. Ashley is desperately trying to keep her thoughts straight as she attempts to explain herself. But if someone crosses you or threatens something close to you,  you..uh, get all...growly, Ashley is a blushing a bright red as she attempts to mimic an angry bear.

Oh, Crispy was enjoying this. On the inside, she was cracking up laughing because she knew what Ashley meant, but on the outside, she toyed with her new wifey, and pretended she didn’t understand, intending to carry the joke a bit more, plus she was gorgeous all red in the face.

”Wait a minute..you think im soft..and fluffy? On the outside?” She flexed her arm as hard as she could and stuck it in Ashley’s face, her bicep hitting her nose. “Does that look soft and fluffy to you, my gorgeous Ashley?” She grabbed Ashley’s hand, and made her feel her stomach through her dress. “How about now? Hm? Don’t cut your fingers on those bumps.”

After a few tense moments, Crispy leaned in and kissed her cheek, stifling a laugh, whispering, “Just kidding, baby. I love you. I know what you mean. *happy bear noises*”

Ashley puffs her cheeks out like an angry chipmunk and tries punch Crispy in her big dumb fluffy face.

Attack: 6 Damage: 1

Easily pushing Ashley's paw away, Crispy grabs a plate of food with her other hand and aims in right into Ashley's unbearably cute face. 

Attack: 8 Damage: 3

Awkwardly being deflected by crispy, Ashley somehow dodges a plate of food and it goes flying toward Bennet instead.

A look of shock and hopefulness splashes on Crispy's face. Laughing that she missed, she gets up very rapidly and screams "FOOD FIGHT!!!!"

Karra shakes his head, ready to dodge any friendly fire that might come his way.

Bennett casually ducks the food, smiles and launches a bread roll aimed for Crispy.

Attack: 15 Damage: 3

(Technically with two attacks in an action he can throw two rolls right?)

 The second one: Attack: 8 Damage: 3

Hatt grabs Bennett's second bread roll, sits down and begins to eat it.  Aim a bit to the left, he says to Bennett between mouthfuls, and also, what does Opossum want with these two again?

“Ow!” Crispy barks, getting hit with a roll but dodging the other other. “Was that pumpernickle?!”

”Almanac wants THIS..!!” Crispy hollers at Hatt, shoving some egg in his face. 

Attack: 24 Damage: 3

Nearly falling over laughing, she adds. “Scambled, or over easy?”

Hatt casts his eyes to the heavens.  Holy Goddess, Bountiful Lady Chauntea, please grant your guidance and mercy to this misguided one as she misuses your great gift.  And please also, in your endless charity and grace, grant me the strength I need to visit HOLY PINEAPPLE VENGEANCE upon her.  Because the Goddess is merciful, the large chunk of pineapple has already been skinned, but it flies towards Crispy's head:  Attack: 8 Damage: 2

While Cora is distracted by the pineapple flying towards her, Ashley launches a sneak attack from behind dropping a glass full of ice down what little Back there is to Cora's dress, having asked for guidance herself when no one was watching

Stealth 2 + 3

 Ashley all but screams Maybet his will cool you down! just before the dumping of the ice.

With a wet, fruity SPLAT Crispy accepted the pineapple to the face with a loud bark of surprise and laughter, she clearly saw Ashley TRY and launch a very UNSNEAKY like ice attack down her back, which was mostly uncovered, but she took it like a pro. She gasped in shock at the coldness and stood on her tiptoes as the icy water went down her back - it was amazingly cold and she bit down on her teeth as she felt it pour down.

"Oh...Ohhhh youuuu, that's IT!!!" Crispy playfully growled and got in a crouching position to tackle Ashley. She launches herself at her and prayed she didn't slip.

STR (Athletics): 20

Ashley tries to resist the tackle 3. She almost succeeds but Cora's bear like strength wins out and she falls to the ground.

Crispy tackled Ashley - but spun with her in the embrace and took the brunt of the fall as not to hurt her. Mercilessly, she began tickling her on the floor under the table while wrestling to try and keep you pinned down. 

Bumping and crashing about, raucous laughter could be heard under the table.

Through gasps of laughter, Ashley somehow manages to cry out to Bennett, She open! Cora had ofcourse found all of Ashley's ticklish spots and was mercilessly prodding them all.

**** it. 

With all of her strength, Crispy turns around on her back and, in fear of being pelted with morning breakfast, plants her heels on the bottom of the table and tries to kick it aside as hard as she can while trying to keep Ashley in her arms - quite possibly with the intention of using her as a half elven shield - but the table had to go.

Atheltics: 18

"Oh, ****, *MmPH* is this DWARVEN wood?! *RghHMPhH!!!!* SHIT!!" 

The table moved, but not with the force she was expecting. With Ashley poking and prodding her in her funny spots, Crispy was laughing so hard she was almost squeaking for air.