After hearing Insert DryRuinss Character Name Here, I say, "What do you mean 'Is anyone here insane?'" If it's anyone, it's probably you. Signs don't change."
I glance up the sign, just in case. My eyes look at the bottom of the list, where they lock onto "100%". Without reading the label or the price, I walk up to the bartender and put 5 GP on the counter.
"Give me the strongest drink you've got" I say. "That one." Without looking, I point to the bottom of the list. "Oh, and keep the change."
OOC: I'm going to assume the bartender just gives me the 50% Old Jack Whiskey here so we can progress faster (it's post by post so it's pretty slow). If not, just tell us if you want something to happen at this point and the rest of this post will just be irrelevant.
I go and sit down at a table in the corner. I start drinking. It doesn't taste like 100%. You never know when people will try to scam you. Or maybe signs do change. I quickly drown out my thoughts with the effects of alcohol.
(OOC: Yep he'll just give you it)
Although it isn't the strongest ale that they have, it'll still do
"Um, is anyone here named Dwayne? And has the sign changed?" I point to the words on the sign with obvious worry, "I don't think the words, 'YOU WILL DIE, DWAYNE' should be here"
I pay the 5 sp for a large Dragonsbreath ale and tip 5 sp to the bartender.
(OOC: Yep the percentage is alcohol and Dwayne is in ur party)
Blinking your eyes at the sign, you see that the words are gone. Must have been a trick of the light.
"Maybe that a minor illusion?? I don't trust that I just made it up in my head..."
"Eh why bother" I take another sip of Dragonsbreath ale, there is a decent amount left to go... "Oh, and letting you know. Why would I make up somebody named Dwayne, I don't know that person yet."
OoC: My character doesn't fully know Dwayne yet, that's why he said that.
(OOC: Ok. Torin, Alphariun, Zenaphoreth? You just sitting there waiting?)
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"What do you mean? I'm Dwayne. I'm not a made up character," I say.
[Yo page 3 lets go]
(OOC: Maybe make a Con check before drinking anything else)
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As the beer enters your bloodstream, you begin to feel a bit tipsy, and you think you see small birds flying around your head as the bar becomes blurry.
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator perhaps the first mouse you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
As the beer enters your bloodstream, you begin to feel a bit tipsy, and you think you see small birds flying around your head as the bar becomes blurry.
I put my head on my table and fall asleep. I'll finish my beer later
I give the bartender 8 SP and say "I'll take a DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU, TORIN please."
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Great, now that you have clicked the spoiler, you know all about me! See you in the PbP thread. :)
I give the bartender 8 SP and say "I'll take a DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU, TORIN please."
The bartender growls and pulls out a knife. "Don't play with me, young whatever-you-are. What are you ordering?" And suddenly the words are gone once again. "Are you ready to go?" Thobson asks.
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The bartender growls, obviously annoyed. "I have a family, and I have to work for hours every day to feed them. I'm trying to buy them a present, and I don't want to hear it from young nobles like you. So get out before I force you to. Stop distracting my real customers."
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OOC: I'm a little drunk by now
"What do you mean? I'm Dwayne. I'm not a made up character," I say.
[Yo page 3 lets go]
ducks are cool
DM: Pax Romana - A Historical Homebrew Campaign
(OOC: Yep he'll just give you it)
Although it isn't the strongest ale that they have, it'll still do
(OOC: Ok. Torin, Alphariun, Zenaphoreth? You just sitting there waiting?)
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
(OOC: Maybe make a Con check before drinking anything else)
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
I sit at the entrance of the bar, silently observing other customers.
CON check:
8
ducks are cool
DM: Pax Romana - A Historical Homebrew Campaign
OOC: Oh shooooot, con check 5 not good
ducks are cool
DM: Pax Romana - A Historical Homebrew Campaign
I start gulping down slightly more of my drink, I am about halfway done by now, "This is gonna be good entertainment."
It's fine, I just want another.
This is fine
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
As the beer enters your bloodstream, you begin to feel a bit tipsy, and you think you see small birds flying around your head as the bar becomes blurry.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
I don't drink, but I will take some food.
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Extended sig here
--FOOD MENU--
BREADED PRETZEL 3 SP
SOUP OF THE DAY 2 SP
DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU, TORIN 8 SP
Someone knocks at the door.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
"Is anyone here named Torin by chance?"
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Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
I put my head on my table and fall asleep. I'll finish my beer later
ducks are cool
DM: Pax Romana - A Historical Homebrew Campaign
I give the bartender 8 SP and say "I'll take a DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU, TORIN please."
Don't click the spoiler...
Great, now that you have clicked the spoiler, you know all about me! See you in the PbP thread. :)
Extended sig here
"I'll take the soup, thank you very much.."
OOC: Instead of using DND themed medieval weapons can we have the same stats but instead a longbow it's a sniper, a crossbow is a pistol, etc..?
(OOC: Yep that's pretty much how it works)
The bartender hands you a small aluminum bowl filled with brown muck that doesn't look appetizing but tastes decent.
The bartender growls and pulls out a knife. "Don't play with me, young whatever-you-are. What are you ordering?" And suddenly the words are gone once again. "Are you ready to go?" Thobson asks.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
"I'll have the one that costs 8 sp" I drop 8 sp on the counter, it rattles while bouncing side to side buzzing 'til a stop.
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Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
The bartender growls, obviously annoyed. "I have a family, and I have to work for hours every day to feed them. I'm trying to buy them a present, and I don't want to hear it from young nobles like you. So get out before I force you to. Stop distracting my real customers."
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
I grumble, "Let's leave." And motion toward the door.
I sigh, "Sorry, here...a gold coin tip...goodbye."
[OoC: she very sad :'( ]
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Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
I head towards the door and nod towards the individual recruiting us, let's go.